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internet drawer and queer. he/him

I tricked someone into publishing porn of my OCs recently. You may have heard of me…
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Starting a FUGUE MASTERPOST. With all information regarding FUGUE and where to get it and what it is and stuff!!
so sad when there's a youtube channel that covers tons of topics you're interested in but their cadence is kind of irritating
November 11, 2025 at 9:06 AM
ok i do like zelda tho. and i want to play windwaker.
November 11, 2025 at 8:22 AM
i am learning how to express negative emotions i hope it is a good thing to do for me and not something that will
alienate those around me
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 AM
i want my true personality to be known by others. i have been swallowing this, shoving it down. i want to be understood by my peers. i need to show my true colors and hope i will be accepted. i don't particularly care for tieflings.
November 11, 2025 at 7:40 AM
like. my origins are CLEARLY invader zim annoying like. i have annoying opinions about horror movies. like. come on man. I listen to like tool and nin and shit. come on. get it together. i'm a completely different type of transmasc tumblr annoying
i feel like people r always getting the wrong read on me. i feel like they're sorting me into dnd tiefling fantasy pans labyrinth pop punk side of tumblr transmasc. and it isn't true. i'm something much worse. i'm really insecure about this. not bc there's anything wrong with that it just isn't true
November 11, 2025 at 7:22 AM
i feel like people r always getting the wrong read on me. i feel like they're sorting me into dnd tiefling fantasy pans labyrinth pop punk side of tumblr transmasc. and it isn't true. i'm something much worse. i'm really insecure about this. not bc there's anything wrong with that it just isn't true
November 11, 2025 at 7:06 AM
i haven't seen frankenstein also. not sure i want to see it. id sort of want modern frankenstein to be nasty and arthouse and disgusting and weird but maybe del toro will have something. to bring to the table. idk.
November 11, 2025 at 6:59 AM
saying "guillermo del toro movies aren't scary" bc i loved to be killed and murdered
November 11, 2025 at 6:55 AM
guillermo del toro's movies r all primarily cute and sort of sad/melancholy. like. people r always trying to call him stuff like "master of horror" but it's not true. he's master of cute monsters. cutie sympathetic little guys.
November 11, 2025 at 6:40 AM
i wish the animal crossing villager personalities were not confined to gender and/or that the male characters could also be normal bc like. why can't men be normal? even in animal crossing it's impossible
November 11, 2025 at 6:36 AM
buttonsd
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 AM
ok. i was going to get sasha bc hes a cute little bunny twink but im learning hes lazy. and i.. i already have like 2 lazy villagers and i find them kind of unpleasant to talk to bc theyre always talking about bugs and being sticky and i cant. i cant. im sorry. goodbye sasha. farewell.
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
ok i can only have one more villager who should it be i need a snooty one (open to suggestions these just seem like the coolest snooty villagers)
November 11, 2025 at 5:58 AM
i hate talking to cyrus in animal crossing bc his voice sounds more like the words he's actually saying than most of the other animals and it's really creepy and i don't like it
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
do NOT understand the medieval medicine idea of like "women are damp and men are dry" thing like i have never in my life been more chronically damp than when i was on testosterone. like. never been sweatier, oilier, overall wetter. in my life.
November 10, 2025 at 11:23 PM
no offense but it snowed today and i dont have fucking time for this
November 10, 2025 at 11:20 PM
an addition to "all covers of personal jesus" i will also be dj-ing a party exclusively with different songs titled "starfucker" (with special accommodations to porcelain and the tramps "fucks like a star" bc im pretty sure thats what the title is referencing anyway)
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
lilsimsie's HAD IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
November 10, 2025 at 9:04 PM
i wish elon musk would just like evaporate like i just dont want to hear about him anymore. if he died we'd have to hear about it so i dont want that for him. i want him to unexist. i want him to just not have happened
November 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
the drink is actually empty hes just pretending to drink it to look like a human
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
(cw self harm)

does anyone remember in like 2009 people would be like "you know emos wear those sweat bands on their wrist to cover up their self harm scars" like. like. that was a crazy thing to assume. like. first of all. they are TINY theyre not gonna cover anything. second. what the fuck.
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i know we're like against injecting farm animals with hormones but is there a reason like medically why dairy cows have to physically give birth to produce milk like we can't just give them the hormone(s) that their bodies produce after pregnancy that make them produce milk instead
November 10, 2025 at 7:54 AM
my idea for me is i am productive and i work consistently and everything is ok
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 AM
the baby returns
November 10, 2025 at 7:37 AM
ok i think. i actually have thought about it more. and i think the like story ive been writing and working on w xenon............. would be better served if he did not have sex right away i am sorry
November 10, 2025 at 7:18 AM