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Jemma
@cygnus5.bsky.social
· Sep 15
Unsolicited advice. With a side of judgment.
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I like that on social media we all pause and look at the sky and share what we see and it's good. It's good.
November 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I like that on social media we all pause and look at the sky and share what we see and it's good. It's good.
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10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 AM
10 out of 10 pieces of furniture prefer your little toe.
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Hobbies include shopping on eBay and lowballing Facebook Marketplace sellers.
November 11, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Hobbies include shopping on eBay and lowballing Facebook Marketplace sellers.
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My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My smartwatch says I slept for 3 hours and screamed for 5. It gave me a badge.
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The spider in my shower should've known better.
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
The spider in my shower should've known better.
Is there anything more reassuring than a creepy guy insisting he is not creepy?
November 11, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Is there anything more reassuring than a creepy guy insisting he is not creepy?
I will roast you for 1000k
November 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I will roast you for 1000k
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Ah why not? Here's another Barn Owl picture I have taken. This beauty was flying right towards me.
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Ah why not? Here's another Barn Owl picture I have taken. This beauty was flying right towards me.
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
#birds #birdphotography #photography #wildlifephotography #wildlife
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" "Jury-rigged" refers to a clever temporary solution, whereas "jerry-rigged" refers to something that was poorly constructed in the first place."
I never knew these were different terms with different meanings. You can Google the etymology. Interesting.
I never knew these were different terms with different meanings. You can Google the etymology. Interesting.
November 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
" "Jury-rigged" refers to a clever temporary solution, whereas "jerry-rigged" refers to something that was poorly constructed in the first place."
I never knew these were different terms with different meanings. You can Google the etymology. Interesting.
I never knew these were different terms with different meanings. You can Google the etymology. Interesting.
I’m at the “I love you guys” part of the wedding
November 8, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I’m at the “I love you guys” part of the wedding
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Being autistic and curious about how I can enter a conversation at the right time.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
November 7, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Being autistic and curious about how I can enter a conversation at the right time.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
I have the answer to this.
I don't.
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When I get that feeling, I want affordable healing.
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
When I get that feeling, I want affordable healing.
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My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
November 7, 2025 at 7:20 PM
My mum just said to me "You should be hung like a horse". When I challenged her over saying such a thing, it transpires she thought it was a punishment horses got. Turns out she's been incorrectly using the phrase since the 90s in various settings
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The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
November 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
The only thing that stands between you and your dreams are all the things you suck at
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a petty thing I feel very strongly about is that it should be illegal for a company to email you just because you visited its website. stop that. stop that at once. no I did not buy your item and now I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR ITEM.
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
a petty thing I feel very strongly about is that it should be illegal for a company to email you just because you visited its website. stop that. stop that at once. no I did not buy your item and now I WILL NEVER BUY YOUR ITEM.
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Sure now I can watch football on an 80-inch 4k TV above the fireplace but nothing will ever top watching SCTV on my 12-inch b/w on the floor next to my bed at 1 am.
November 8, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Sure now I can watch football on an 80-inch 4k TV above the fireplace but nothing will ever top watching SCTV on my 12-inch b/w on the floor next to my bed at 1 am.
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This ginkgo tree is in my neighbors’ yard & I wish it was in mine but I’m glad I at least get to admire it 🥰 such a lovely thing.
November 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
This ginkgo tree is in my neighbors’ yard & I wish it was in mine but I’m glad I at least get to admire it 🥰 such a lovely thing.
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I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
November 8, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I tried to whistle over a stray cat in my neighborhood and a woman walked by, who I worried thought I whistled at her. So I said “im whistling at the cat” but when I looked back down at it I realized it was just an old fast food bag
A windmill fell into a cranberry bog and I need to know if the cranberries are alright
November 8, 2025 at 12:09 PM
A windmill fell into a cranberry bog and I need to know if the cranberries are alright
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Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
November 6, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Of course I don’t post selfies. Like normal people my age I grew up hating the way I looked
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Someone on the old site once posted ‘have you ever owned a vinyl record?’ and instead of replying I withdrew to my horseless carriage and drove to the dry goods store to purchase a box of powdered milk
November 6, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Someone on the old site once posted ‘have you ever owned a vinyl record?’ and instead of replying I withdrew to my horseless carriage and drove to the dry goods store to purchase a box of powdered milk
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In B52’s “Tin Roof, Rusted” voice: The Vibes, Rancid
November 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
In B52’s “Tin Roof, Rusted” voice: The Vibes, Rancid