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Mike Primavera
@primawesome.bsky.social
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I’ve only said “I love you” to a couple people and meant it but also every single dog.
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 PM
It’s important.
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I’m kind, not friendly. There’s a difference.
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Smell casting.
November 5, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Every time.
November 4, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just found my first grey pube. Gonna tape it to my wall like a small business’ first dollar.
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 PM
A dog’s ear will clean your iPhone screen as well as any microfiber cloth.
October 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I mean, they really should.
October 30, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Fool me once…
October 27, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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hello I cannot come to work today I am busy thinking about sad ghost pigeons slowly sinking down through the statues they loved to sit on in life
June 26, 2023 at 11:45 AM
Horse girl.
October 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Live your truth, Ghost Wrestler.
October 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Bugles and candy corn should really do a werewolf fingers collab.
October 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The life I want.
October 19, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Survive and adapt.
October 16, 2025 at 2:44 PM
I know how it tastes because I’d never give my dog something I wouldn’t try myself.
October 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
It’s a process.
October 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Really wakes you up.
October 9, 2025 at 10:04 PM
2025 Fall Olympics:
- artistic pumpkin stabbing
- candle overspending
- socks on wooden floor freestyle
- non ironic wood chopping
- sweatpants & movie marathon
- wrestling (with the idea of having that 3rd donut)
- doubles flanneling
October 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
A diet that works.
October 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Being on time means I'm parked there 45 mins early looking at my phone.
October 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Jesus is a flirt.
October 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Well, maybe my second favorite.
October 2, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Top horse names:
- Hay Arnold
- Watch me Neigh Neigh
- Ginuwine’s Pony
- 4orsepower
- Mr. Clopadopoulos
- Fast and the Furriest 2: Rodeo Drift
- Gallupdog
- Gucci Mane
- Dwayne “The Horse” Johnson
- Hung like a me
September 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM