I'm a "hahaha" person living in a "lol" world.
January 4, 2026 at 3:23 PM
I'm a "hahaha" person living in a "lol" world.
I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound.
January 3, 2026 at 5:08 PM
I like arugula because it's good for me, delicious, and an old fashioned car horn sound.
Sweatpants and a flannel. So woodsy and cozy. Look out, world. Here comes the Slumberjack.
January 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Sweatpants and a flannel. So woodsy and cozy. Look out, world. Here comes the Slumberjack.
Call me a slumberjack the way I be sawing these logs.
January 2, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Call me a slumberjack the way I be sawing these logs.
My top comics from @primawesomecomics on IG in 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 3:13 PM
My top comics from @primawesomecomics on IG in 2025.
Strive for perfection.
December 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Strive for perfection.
Enjoy your New Year's Eve party. I'll be hunkered down with my dog being traumatized by fireworks like she's in a WWI trench.
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Enjoy your New Year's Eve party. I'll be hunkered down with my dog being traumatized by fireworks like she's in a WWI trench.
There if you need it.
December 26, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There if you need it.
Eggnog has got to be one of the top 5 nogs.
December 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Eggnog has got to be one of the top 5 nogs.
If anyone is looking for a last minute Christmas gift for me I would love to be hunted for sport.
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 PM
If anyone is looking for a last minute Christmas gift for me I would love to be hunted for sport.
No sequel here.
December 21, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No sequel here.
If you’re ever worried you suck at talking to women, one time on a first date a woman said I have nice bone structure so I said she could have my skull when I’m dead.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
If you’re ever worried you suck at talking to women, one time on a first date a woman said I have nice bone structure so I said she could have my skull when I’m dead.
I thought trimming my beard like Wolverine would make me look cool but | just look like his fat Italian cousin Wolveroni.
December 19, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I thought trimming my beard like Wolverine would make me look cool but | just look like his fat Italian cousin Wolveroni.
You ever take one of those pointy poops? One that's thick and feels like it's made out of crushed up tortilla chips? Right as it's coming out you feel the scratching and you're like "oh man I'm gonna knock a lot of pictures off the wall getting this couch out the back door."
December 18, 2025 at 4:41 PM
You ever take one of those pointy poops? One that's thick and feels like it's made out of crushed up tortilla chips? Right as it's coming out you feel the scratching and you're like "oh man I'm gonna knock a lot of pictures off the wall getting this couch out the back door."
Holiday parties in the Midwest are great because someone will bring a casserole dish of gummy bears with cake frosting on it and be like "oh you like that? that's my gran's Christmas salad."
December 14, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Holiday parties in the Midwest are great because someone will bring a casserole dish of gummy bears with cake frosting on it and be like "oh you like that? that's my gran's Christmas salad."
You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer but you can't take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
December 13, 2025 at 5:19 PM
You took the time to make your minivan look like a reindeer but you can't take one second to hit the turn signal an inch from your fingers?
They’re gorgeous.
December 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
They’re gorgeous.
Legolas’ early years internship.
December 10, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Legolas’ early years internship.
My Christmas tree will die slowly on display. Just like Jesus.
December 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
My Christmas tree will die slowly on display. Just like Jesus.
My 20s: *sees NBA player wearing custom shoes at game* I need those shoes.
My 40s: *sees 90 year old woman wearing Reebok’s at a Pho restaurant* Those must be comfortable.
My 40s: *sees 90 year old woman wearing Reebok’s at a Pho restaurant* Those must be comfortable.
December 4, 2025 at 4:16 PM
My 20s: *sees NBA player wearing custom shoes at game* I need those shoes.
My 40s: *sees 90 year old woman wearing Reebok’s at a Pho restaurant* Those must be comfortable.
My 40s: *sees 90 year old woman wearing Reebok’s at a Pho restaurant* Those must be comfortable.
Hey baby does the carpet match the ugly Christmas sweater?
December 3, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Hey baby does the carpet match the ugly Christmas sweater?
The real war on Christmas is when the US government finds out there's oil in the North Pole.
December 2, 2025 at 2:53 AM
The real war on Christmas is when the US government finds out there's oil in the North Pole.
It’s all I want.
December 1, 2025 at 3:27 PM
It’s all I want.