Wendy
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Wendy
@wendyb07.bsky.social
· Jan 14
I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
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There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
There should be a lot more hairstyles for dogs
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I dunno maybe we could get together later and sob for a little while y'know for funsies
November 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
I dunno maybe we could get together later and sob for a little while y'know for funsies
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Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
August 27, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Don't trust anyone who says 'lo and behold', those words aren't even real.
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Crap, I forgot why I came in here.
Boss: This is where you work.
Boss: This is where you work.
March 4, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Crap, I forgot why I came in here.
Boss: This is where you work.
Boss: This is where you work.
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Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
November 20, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Outer space is mostly feelings and that's why we tend to hide our footage and say the burrow owl has landed when anyone opens up in a newsreel voice
Whoa I don’t think I know how to do things
November 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Whoa I don’t think I know how to do things
I like to spread the cheer on burnt toast
November 20, 2025 at 6:11 AM
I like to spread the cheer on burnt toast
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What if you had a wet sock AND a wet sleeve what then
June 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
What if you had a wet sock AND a wet sleeve what then
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Getting a lot more action as far as nods go since changing my bio from inactive creator to watches old kung fu movies
June 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Getting a lot more action as far as nods go since changing my bio from inactive creator to watches old kung fu movies
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I’m kind of in a book club. My coworker read a book, tells me about it and I say Hmm, that sounds interesting.
June 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I’m kind of in a book club. My coworker read a book, tells me about it and I say Hmm, that sounds interesting.
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Some days you want to fill up your purse with rocks swing it around and knock yourself unconscious.
June 19, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Some days you want to fill up your purse with rocks swing it around and knock yourself unconscious.
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Set phasers to self-reflection
June 20, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Set phasers to self-reflection
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Don't come to me on a Friday, eatin' my blueberry bagels.
June 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Don't come to me on a Friday, eatin' my blueberry bagels.
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Some people meditate to calm down, I plan my next meal.
June 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Some people meditate to calm down, I plan my next meal.
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And as is usually the case, who the fuck knows
June 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
And as is usually the case, who the fuck knows
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Yes I'm swerving all over the road but I'm not drunk. I'm eating street corn.
June 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Yes I'm swerving all over the road but I'm not drunk. I'm eating street corn.
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I have a fondness for 3am.
June 19, 2025 at 7:01 AM
I have a fondness for 3am.
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I’ve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I’ve had to adjust my first quarter forecast to include more crying on my lunch break.
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I shaved up to my knees for this?
May 24, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I shaved up to my knees for this?
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A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.
June 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.
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when i grow up i want to stop spilling things on my clothes
March 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
when i grow up i want to stop spilling things on my clothes
a business card that says ‘spaced out’
June 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
a business card that says ‘spaced out’
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My racing thoughts can beat your racing thoughts.
June 17, 2025 at 5:19 AM
My racing thoughts can beat your racing thoughts.
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Sad trombone noises for when you hear a recording of your own voice.
June 14, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Sad trombone noises for when you hear a recording of your own voice.