Seagull Gorgon
@salfromcal.bsky.social
meat computer.
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
February 12, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Questions that were not winners on my group road trip (learn from my mistakes)
-Who do you do you think out of all of us has the most athletes foot?
-If you had to have one condiment come out of your belly button what would you choose?
-FMK Alvin Simon Theodore
-Who do you do you think out of all of us has the most athletes foot?
-If you had to have one condiment come out of your belly button what would you choose?
-FMK Alvin Simon Theodore
February 11, 2026 at 9:05 PM
Questions that were not winners on my group road trip (learn from my mistakes)
-Who do you do you think out of all of us has the most athletes foot?
-If you had to have one condiment come out of your belly button what would you choose?
-FMK Alvin Simon Theodore
-Who do you do you think out of all of us has the most athletes foot?
-If you had to have one condiment come out of your belly button what would you choose?
-FMK Alvin Simon Theodore
Atlanta is overwhelmingly camel colored.
February 8, 2026 at 5:17 PM
Atlanta is overwhelmingly camel colored.
Enemies to lovers, but it's just my inner monologue and age.
February 7, 2026 at 1:50 PM
Enemies to lovers, but it's just my inner monologue and age.
I'm not telling anyone to go to Target on their lunch break and move things around and leave without buying anything. That would give people jobs and cost Target money.
February 4, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I'm not telling anyone to go to Target on their lunch break and move things around and leave without buying anything. That would give people jobs and cost Target money.
Don't Drink from the forbidden Horchata Puddle
February 3, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Don't Drink from the forbidden Horchata Puddle
Reposted by Seagull Gorgon
There's nothing I like to do more than watch a show, then watch the show again through one hundred short breakdowns and explanations on the internet.
February 2, 2026 at 6:17 PM
There's nothing I like to do more than watch a show, then watch the show again through one hundred short breakdowns and explanations on the internet.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but parking lot stop signs are unenforceable suggestions.
February 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but parking lot stop signs are unenforceable suggestions.
Fuck around and find out that you are the eyes of the world
January 31, 2026 at 5:43 PM
Fuck around and find out that you are the eyes of the world
Oops just took a hair skin and nails pill that expired in 2015. If I don't post in a while, I died with luxurious hair
January 31, 2026 at 5:35 PM
Oops just took a hair skin and nails pill that expired in 2015. If I don't post in a while, I died with luxurious hair
Tricking my dad into compassion, or at least discomfort, from 300 miles away.
January 28, 2026 at 5:05 AM
Tricking my dad into compassion, or at least discomfort, from 300 miles away.
Welcome in, hope you like 21 minute Turmoils
January 27, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Welcome in, hope you like 21 minute Turmoils
$10 says my parents never say "My daughter and her wife" to strangers. But I will lowkey never know.
January 27, 2026 at 5:41 AM
$10 says my parents never say "My daughter and her wife" to strangers. But I will lowkey never know.
Reposted by Seagull Gorgon
2! Good Omens Prime Love!
January 21, 2026 at 3:52 PM
2! Good Omens Prime Love!
From Prime Movies: Today's cryptic throwback number is
a woman is wearing a scarf and a jacket and says two weeks .
Alt: 2 weeks good omens trailer maybe GOAD aziracrow come back
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January 16, 2026 at 10:24 PM
From Prime Movies: Today's cryptic throwback number is