Seagull Gorgon
@salfromcal.bsky.social
meat computer.
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
GO, candy, speculation, lil jokey jokes, BMFS, sheeny
#199,923
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it’s getting to be that time. i’ll just head out back and slaughter the pig now
November 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
it’s getting to be that time. i’ll just head out back and slaughter the pig now
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putting on my smiling greet-the-relatives face and acting like i don’t know they would try to kill me if we had a civil war
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 PM
putting on my smiling greet-the-relatives face and acting like i don’t know they would try to kill me if we had a civil war
Oh they motherfucking better have not
ICE DETAINED MARILYN. Fuck these people. www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news...
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh they motherfucking better have not
There was a time in the 90s when America was so hot for potato skins.
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
There was a time in the 90s when America was so hot for potato skins.
Good Morning, America! Whose plumbing is going to back up today?
November 27, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Good Morning, America! Whose plumbing is going to back up today?
If you think I'm whisking anything on the stove for 15 minutes before I put it in the slow cooker you have the wrong idea about why I'm using a slow cooker.
November 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
If you think I'm whisking anything on the stove for 15 minutes before I put it in the slow cooker you have the wrong idea about why I'm using a slow cooker.
I have a boner for Jordan almonds.
November 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I have a boner for Jordan almonds.
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pretending to be Henry David Thoreau at Walden's pond so my mom and sister will bring me lunch.
Christianity is just Bible fandom and church is just a weekly local convention.
November 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Christianity is just Bible fandom and church is just a weekly local convention.
I checked my old Twitter account and it feels like I drunk called an ex.
November 24, 2025 at 3:34 PM
I checked my old Twitter account and it feels like I drunk called an ex.
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No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
Has our Economy tried getting a second job?
November 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Has our Economy tried getting a second job?
Sunglasses to phone, like
a man with red hair is wearing sunglasses and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with red hair is wearing sunglasses and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sunglasses to phone, like
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Whoops! All xanax!
November 21, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Whoops! All xanax!
We're doing too many things (the world)
November 23, 2025 at 3:40 PM
We're doing too many things (the world)
On our first date I'll tell you my childhood trauma.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
On our first date I'll tell you my childhood trauma.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
On our fifth date I'll tell you my core belief is that mayonnaise is for one thing only, and that is tuna salad.
Oh my god the Bad Boys were the Cops.
November 20, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Oh my god the Bad Boys were the Cops.
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Das halbe Internet ist weg #Cloudfare
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Das halbe Internet ist weg #Cloudfare
It's about time for another stroke, isn't it?
November 15, 2025 at 4:54 PM
It's about time for another stroke, isn't it?
Is it too much to ask that five other people also learn this roller skating dance routine?
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Is it too much to ask that five other people also learn this roller skating dance routine?
I hope IT doesn't keep a log of the most failed password attempts.
November 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I hope IT doesn't keep a log of the most failed password attempts.
Watching Radio Flyer as an adult is a dark trip.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Watching Radio Flyer as an adult is a dark trip.
If you've dressed as Spock for more than one Halloween in a row, it's safe to say you've got a touch of the 'tism
I'm finding out.
I'm finding out.
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 PM
If you've dressed as Spock for more than one Halloween in a row, it's safe to say you've got a touch of the 'tism
I'm finding out.
I'm finding out.
Feeling pretty sorry for people named Al right now.
November 9, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Feeling pretty sorry for people named Al right now.