Robert Manchild
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️⚧️🧷
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Robert Manchild
@robertmanchild.com
· Jan 9
I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
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damn that baby looks cool as hell
December 29, 2025 at 11:11 PM
damn that baby looks cool as hell
Dudes will buy a 6” tungsten alloy cube instead of going to therapy.
December 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Dudes will buy a 6” tungsten alloy cube instead of going to therapy.
Love to see a bro’s post that’s like ‘here are some ladies I’d get with if they asked’ with a list of the most objectively stunning actresses in the world. So brave of you, King. So selfless.
December 26, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Love to see a bro’s post that’s like ‘here are some ladies I’d get with if they asked’ with a list of the most objectively stunning actresses in the world. So brave of you, King. So selfless.
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I bet that stew Yoda made for Luke tasted like shit.
January 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I bet that stew Yoda made for Luke tasted like shit.
*Christmas Dinner*
Mother-in-law: Can you please pass the potatoes?
Me: [googling ‘does mia goth have eyebrows or are they just really light’] Just a sec.
Mother-in-law: Can you please pass the potatoes?
Me: [googling ‘does mia goth have eyebrows or are they just really light’] Just a sec.
December 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
*Christmas Dinner*
Mother-in-law: Can you please pass the potatoes?
Me: [googling ‘does mia goth have eyebrows or are they just really light’] Just a sec.
Mother-in-law: Can you please pass the potatoes?
Me: [googling ‘does mia goth have eyebrows or are they just really light’] Just a sec.
She is not amused.
December 25, 2025 at 5:17 PM
She is not amused.
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God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
December 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
God give it a rest ye merry gentlemen
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Merry Christmas to everyone, even the squids and the whales
December 25, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone, even the squids and the whales
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A second turtle dove has hit the pear tree.
November 24, 2023 at 11:15 PM
A second turtle dove has hit the pear tree.
Tim Hortons Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse
December 23, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Tim Hortons Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse
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time to post pole
November 26, 2024 at 2:54 AM
time to post pole
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Today I learned that the numbers on the toaster dial are to indicate how much you love toast.
February 2, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Today I learned that the numbers on the toaster dial are to indicate how much you love toast.
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Baja Blast us, every one!
December 25, 2024 at 4:08 AM
Baja Blast us, every one!
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Do you know my friend John?
John…oh crap...
John J-something...
oh wow.
I know it’s my name too, so...
uhhhh...damnit.
- Early Onset Jingleheimers
John…oh crap...
John J-something...
oh wow.
I know it’s my name too, so...
uhhhh...damnit.
- Early Onset Jingleheimers
December 18, 2024 at 9:20 PM
Do you know my friend John?
John…oh crap...
John J-something...
oh wow.
I know it’s my name too, so...
uhhhh...damnit.
- Early Onset Jingleheimers
John…oh crap...
John J-something...
oh wow.
I know it’s my name too, so...
uhhhh...damnit.
- Early Onset Jingleheimers
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Nice halls. Be a shame if somebody… decked them.
November 24, 2023 at 4:32 PM
Nice halls. Be a shame if somebody… decked them.
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[buckles burrito into passenger seat]
We’re almost there little buddy .
We’re almost there little buddy .
September 9, 2025 at 10:40 PM
[buckles burrito into passenger seat]
We’re almost there little buddy .
We’re almost there little buddy .
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[Santa dislocating both shoulders to slither down your chimney]
December 16, 2024 at 2:50 AM
[Santa dislocating both shoulders to slither down your chimney]
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GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”]
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
July 24, 2023 at 11:16 PM
GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”]
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
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10 y/o me [reading Peanuts comic]: Man I can’t get enough of these WWI references.
April 3, 2025 at 12:54 AM
10 y/o me [reading Peanuts comic]: Man I can’t get enough of these WWI references.
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🍿Fun Film Fact🍿
Digital artists spent over 1,000 hours removing Godzilla and King Kong’s genitalia for American audiences.
Digital artists spent over 1,000 hours removing Godzilla and King Kong’s genitalia for American audiences.
November 23, 2024 at 7:28 PM
🍿Fun Film Fact🍿
Digital artists spent over 1,000 hours removing Godzilla and King Kong’s genitalia for American audiences.
Digital artists spent over 1,000 hours removing Godzilla and King Kong’s genitalia for American audiences.
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[pretends to write down confirmation number]
January 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
[pretends to write down confirmation number]
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“It’s fine with me if Mom says ok”
- the original two-step verification
- the original two-step verification
November 22, 2024 at 10:42 PM
“It’s fine with me if Mom says ok”
- the original two-step verification
- the original two-step verification
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Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
December 18, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Whatever make it 10 factor authentication.. I don't want to be able to sign into anything ever again
delete button's getting a big workout this week might need a replacement
December 18, 2025 at 8:17 PM
delete button's getting a big workout this week might need a replacement