Robert Manchild
@robertmanchild.com
extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️⚧️🧷
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Robert Manchild
@robertmanchild.com
· Jan 9
I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
November 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
New Yorkers BLOCK ICE from leaving their parking garage ahead of a flopped mass raid attempt on Canal Street
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CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
November 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
CRIMINAL: please, I have a family
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
BATMAN: [starts beating the shit out of him even harder]
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the best things in life are payable in four easy installments via klarna
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
the best things in life are payable in four easy installments via klarna
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I call broccoli “tasty fractals”
HIBACHI CHEF: I heard you the 1st time.
HIBACHI CHEF: I heard you the 1st time.
November 24, 2024 at 7:06 PM
I call broccoli “tasty fractals”
HIBACHI CHEF: I heard you the 1st time.
HIBACHI CHEF: I heard you the 1st time.
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This is the part in the movie of my life where I cut and dye my hair in a gas station sink.
March 22, 2024 at 1:47 AM
This is the part in the movie of my life where I cut and dye my hair in a gas station sink.
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GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”]
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
July 24, 2023 at 11:16 PM
GORILLA: [repeatedly signing the word “irregardless”]
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
ME: What’s this asshole’s problem?
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[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
November 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
[toothfairy dumping a bucket of teeth into Coinstar machine]
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I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
January 9, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I will peel a carrot or I will wash a carrot but no way am I doing both.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
Pastor: These are very unusual vows.
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“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
July 2, 2023 at 4:33 AM
“She says she doesn’t want to fuckin’ talk to you.”
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[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
November 29, 2025 at 1:02 AM
[shaking Magic 8 Ball] Should we pull the plug on Grandma
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If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
If I'm being honest I stopped circling back like 5 years ago
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awww what a cute baby. is it friendly?
November 25, 2025 at 11:57 PM
awww what a cute baby. is it friendly?
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They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
November 25, 2025 at 5:45 PM
They should invent an email that doesn't find me at all
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A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
November 25, 2025 at 3:02 PM
A package hasn't "shipped" if you've only "created the label"
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A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
‘Rush Hour 4’ is officially in the works.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
This comes after Donald Trump personally requested Paramount to revive the franchise.
November 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A society grows great when old men plant trees whose shade they know they shall never sit in
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Microdosing Thanksgiving by slowly taking over my neighbor’s land.
November 23, 2023 at 3:05 PM
Microdosing Thanksgiving by slowly taking over my neighbor’s land.
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*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
November 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
*gets last year’s thanks out of the attic*
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No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
October 22, 2025 at 11:10 PM
No hobo, but I could really go for a can of beans on an open fire.
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Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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The Power of Christ Compels You, Charlie Brown
September 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The Power of Christ Compels You, Charlie Brown
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trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
trump has never looked at or even talked about jd vance this way lol
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
high fucktose porn syrup
Had a few drinks and started darning socks
November 21, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Had a few drinks and started darning socks