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Robert Manchild
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extremely online cpap enthusiast. 🏳️‍⚧️🧷

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Facebook Marketplace, you good?
“Vintage” gynecological table for sale on Facebook Marketplace.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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[robot noises intensify]
Old man in a black Trans Lives Matter t-shirt. The classic Transformers font is used. Created by @bornmiserable.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Collect them all.
Screenshot of the official while house Bluesky account which was automatically blocked by a moderation list the user follows. Screenshot of the official homeland security Bluesky account which was automatically blocked by a moderation list the user follows.
October 17, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Is it the 25th Amendment? It’s the 25th Amendment, isn’t it?
An ad featuring an illustration of two bare legs from from the knee down. The calves and feet are swollen. The right leg in the foreground is bright red. The ad copy reads “How To Drain Lymph Fluid In Ankles & Legs? It's Simple (Watch Now)”.
October 8, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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If I send you this know that I am plotting. Scheming even.
The eye-sheep creature from Alien: Earth
September 24, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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My inner dialog any time I use the leaf blower.
Homer angrily muttering to the TV ‘Cate Blanchett never raked a yard in her life’. The actual quote is ‘The man never drank a Duff in his life’ regarding Richard Nixon.
September 7, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Screenshot of a brown Tamagotchi-type bear looking really angry. The word upset is over his head. There are charts that track both protein and water. They are both blank.
September 6, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Aug 31 : Sept 1
Man in the water wearing a life vest he is so happy Tech Brose wearing their business vests
September 3, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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Nice gag 💀
September 2, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Two apparent staff members eyeballing Trump like what the fuck
September 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Happy Anniversary card at Michael Mina. A lady’s middle finger is in the foreground.
August 24, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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Michael Mina - tiny baby root beer float with a nice cookie
Photo of dessert at Michael Mina with a chocolate treat reading Happy Anniversary
August 24, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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Airports directing you to the ride share pickup spot.
From the film Goodfellas, Jimmy directing Karen to go down the alley so she could get whacked
August 23, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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Jean Georges
Photo of dessert at Jean Georges with a chocolate treat reading Happy Anniversary
August 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Nobu
Photo of dessert at Nobu with a chocolate treat reading Happy Anniversary
August 23, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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ALL OF US: Welp. Things couldn’t get any worse.

BELLAGIO: Introducing the cuck bed.
BELLAGIO hotel room with a sweet little daybed by the window for your cuck.
August 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
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she’s just a baby
Bella, a brown pitbull mix on and outdoor deck chair Bella Mixed Breed 20.2% American Pit Bull Terrier 19.1% Australian Cattle Dog 10.5% Chow Chow 9.2% German Shepherd Dog 6.4% Siberian Husky 4.8% American Staffordshire Terrier 29.8% Supermutt ©
July 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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🌭
Tweet from @michael_raphone that reads (Interview to be a hot dog vendor at a baseball park) INTERVIEWER: how loud can you yell 'hot dogs'? ME: (eyes go completely black) HOT DOGS
July 4, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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This should be illegal
Handwritten note on kitchen counter that reads ‘be warned I saw a big spider here and was too scared to do anything about it so…’
July 3, 2025 at 11:18 AM
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1 second apart.
Screen shot of two nearly simultaneous replies reading ‘what’s wrong with being sexy?’.
June 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Bobbi Fleckman, publicist for the band Spinal Tap.
June 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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The bread clip sitting in plain sight on the kitchen counter
saw guerrera saying you have no idea where I am
May 20, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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Don't talk to me or my son ever again
Angry face emoji with a little angry face emoji reaction
April 25, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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hard boiled egg when the shell doesn’t come off nicely
Lord of the Rings orc with the messed up face who says the age of men is over
April 21, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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trying to remember how to hard boil eggs for Easter
An anguished looking Guy Pearce from Memento holding up a Polaroid photo of hard boiled eggs. Forearm tattoos that read THE FACTS and FACT 1: ROLLING BOIL and FACT 2: 13 MIN The backs of two Polaroid photos with writing on each. One reads ADD VINEGAR! and the other reads DON’T BELIEVE ALLRECIPES.COM
April 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM