mr potato
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
“it’s even worse than it appears but, it’s alright”
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mr potato
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
· Sep 14
gonna start using social media less and use the time saved to hit myself in the head with a shovel
a good lawyer name would be Lou Pole
November 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a good lawyer name would be Lou Pole
forgot how much i love this
Cayman Review
YouTube video by Trey Anastasio - Topic
youtu.be
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 AM
forgot how much i love this
people forget but air bud was an absolute liability on defense
November 7, 2025 at 2:41 AM
people forget but air bud was an absolute liability on defense
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RFK Jr: You know, if someone… collapses in front of you the best course of action is… to leave immediately, because their soul just… came out and it’s flying around the room looking for a new… vessel at that point
November 6, 2025 at 6:45 PM
RFK Jr: You know, if someone… collapses in front of you the best course of action is… to leave immediately, because their soul just… came out and it’s flying around the room looking for a new… vessel at that point
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in middle school a kid entered the talent show with a rap about social studies and got booed off the stage, the world wasn't ready for Hamilton yet
November 5, 2025 at 4:41 PM
in middle school a kid entered the talent show with a rap about social studies and got booed off the stage, the world wasn't ready for Hamilton yet
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every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
every star trek episode is titled Ere Fire Down From Olympus Came and every plot is "what if a comet had a milf on it"
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the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
November 4, 2025 at 2:31 AM
the ghost that haunts my house keeps bragging that he can go inside the microwave while it’s on, like i care
sad to lose donna jean today
Dancing in the Street (Live at Barton Hall, Cornell University, Ithaca, NY 5/8/77)
YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic
youtu.be
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
sad to lose donna jean today
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It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It's the time of year again -- time to do your holiday shopping from independent artists. It's more important than ever to support people actually making stuff!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
If you're an artist or craftsperson of any kind, please reply to this with what you make and a link to your store and I'll share it!
a storm trooper who’s about to receive some bad news on their performance review
Did I miss anything
October 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
a storm trooper who’s about to receive some bad news on their performance review
one time at my kid’s day care they did a trunk or treat and one of the families dressed up as bob’s burgers and handed out sliders instead of candy and idk how to make this punchy but it’s one of the best things that’s ever happened to me
October 31, 2025 at 1:08 PM
one time at my kid’s day care they did a trunk or treat and one of the families dressed up as bob’s burgers and handed out sliders instead of candy and idk how to make this punchy but it’s one of the best things that’s ever happened to me
neil armstrong: hey you uh didn’t….fake it, right?
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
October 31, 2025 at 1:00 PM
neil armstrong: hey you uh didn’t….fake it, right?
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
the moon: oh, no way baby, you totally landed on me
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Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
October 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
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me: are you familiar with the infinite universe theory
gf: yeah of course
me: so there must be one where I run over your dad with a go-kart
gf: I guess so
me: so *pulling out flowers from behind my back* you can see how this isn’t my fault
gf: yeah of course
me: so there must be one where I run over your dad with a go-kart
gf: I guess so
me: so *pulling out flowers from behind my back* you can see how this isn’t my fault
May 2, 2024 at 3:02 PM
me: are you familiar with the infinite universe theory
gf: yeah of course
me: so there must be one where I run over your dad with a go-kart
gf: I guess so
me: so *pulling out flowers from behind my back* you can see how this isn’t my fault
gf: yeah of course
me: so there must be one where I run over your dad with a go-kart
gf: I guess so
me: so *pulling out flowers from behind my back* you can see how this isn’t my fault
i don’t know what alexa js practicing for but i do not like it
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
i don’t know what alexa js practicing for but i do not like it
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Not book smart, not street smart, but a secret third kind of smart (not)
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not book smart, not street smart, but a secret third kind of smart (not)
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[slowly rising out of a nearby pumpkin] Put your hand to your chest. Feel your heartbeat? That's your ghost chipping away at its cell.
October 16, 2023 at 5:40 PM
[slowly rising out of a nearby pumpkin] Put your hand to your chest. Feel your heartbeat? That's your ghost chipping away at its cell.
if u get talked into joining a debate team ur probably gonna lose
October 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
if u get talked into joining a debate team ur probably gonna lose
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BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
BREAKING: The mitochondria have released a statement they are ending their long running symbiotic relationship with humans, citing "increasingly poor use of the energy we provide".
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dracula is the best costume because you can wear most of it and still go to a wedding
October 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
dracula is the best costume because you can wear most of it and still go to a wedding
[putting up halloween decorations]
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 PM
[putting up halloween decorations]
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
spider who lives is my hallway: THIS IS GENTRIFICATION
in the library screaming what noise does a deflating tire make and the librarian immediately answers
October 29, 2025 at 12:07 PM
in the library screaming what noise does a deflating tire make and the librarian immediately answers
ken jennings: you…swallowed your buzzer??
me: *punches myself in the stomach* what is yes
me: *punches myself in the stomach* what is yes
October 29, 2025 at 3:27 AM
ken jennings: you…swallowed your buzzer??
me: *punches myself in the stomach* what is yes
me: *punches myself in the stomach* what is yes
one christmas when i was a kid my parents got me a slinky for our stairless house and in case you couldn’t tell by the first part of this post we didn’t exactly have a lot of books lying around either
October 28, 2025 at 11:33 PM
one christmas when i was a kid my parents got me a slinky for our stairless house and in case you couldn’t tell by the first part of this post we didn’t exactly have a lot of books lying around either
getting a michael myers mask to break into william shatner’s iphone
October 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
getting a michael myers mask to break into william shatner’s iphone