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mr potato
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
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“it’s even worse than it appears but, it’s alright”
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i don’t know what alexa js practicing for but i do not like it
notification from alexa stating “this is a reminder hey you just lived for eight minutes good job”
October 30, 2025 at 11:46 AM
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happy halloween
October 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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really love how this loads and looks like they’re peeking out from the sewer grate
October 28, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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make it a double
2 years fre from alcohol badge!
October 20, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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you inspirationed me
a frosty mug sits on a kitchen counter between a bottle of A & W sugar free root beer and a pint of zero added sugar vanilla bean ice cream
October 20, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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bought a night stand and the instruction manual helpfully shows me what it will look like if “exploded”
instruction manual for a nightstand pieces are separated and numbered in the top left corner it says “exploded”
September 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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“man, the flesh sucks. I’m gonna abandon it for the machine.” “Hey, was anyone gonna telle that the machine is also subject to change? The nature of my decay is just different now. Shit sucks. I’m gonna abandon the machine for the divine” “Bad news about the divine”
September 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
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oh hell yeah
September 10, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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a map of the u.s. in grey and white the only place named is nashville with a green street sign
September 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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for when you are in a sterile environment and see god
a man is wearing a hair and beard net he is gazing upwards in a serene and calm manor
September 9, 2025 at 2:09 PM
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this is too seductive of a pose for a cartoon bear to sell nuts
a green and red can of “extra fancy mixed nuts” on the top is the word “TEDDIE” and a bear in a bow tie lying down with a cone hither look in their eye
September 3, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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reposting myself an hour later like
Pauline walnuts from the sopranos asking “ay tone, you hear what i said?”
August 28, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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climate change has gone TOO FAR
a red banner hangs between two wooden posts with the words “orgy dome” written on it the caption say ”orgy dome at burning man destroyed due to extreme weather* in the background sadness
August 28, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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you mean to tell me a shrimp activated this radio
picture of shrimp with the caption “shrimp sold at walmart may be radioactive, fda warns”
August 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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cat in question
a black and white cat sitting on a cat tree thinking about running away
July 30, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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me, talking to the cat i have fed and kept alive for the past nine years
scene from home alone where the old man and kevin are in a church and the man says “you can say hellos when you see me you don’t have to be afraid”
July 30, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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they moved the fb it seems
July 23, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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honeymooners.S01.E03.ralph.dick.stuck.in.bowling.ball.real.mp4
a picture a hard drive roughly six feet tall and wide being loaded containing 5mb in 1956
July 20, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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#rwRunStreak Day XXXXIII

this one felt soooo good
distance 1.01 miles pace 10:09/miles time 10:17 elevation 20 ft calories 208 heart rate 149
July 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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#rwRunStreak Day XXXXII

overcast messed with the gps this is about .3 to .4 miles too kind
distance 4:70 pace 10:38 time 50:05 elevation 12 ft calories 911 avg heart rate
July 6, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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#rwRunStreak Day XXXXI

i’m not ready for it to be over
distance: 1.23 pace: 10:52/mi time: 13:27 elevation gain: 19 ft calories: 262 heart rate: 146 Rocky IV scene rocky is wearing a grey sweatshirt and bleeding from his left eye “i didn’t hear no bell” he says
July 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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#rwRunStreak Day XXXX

🎆 🎇 🎆
distance 1.08 pace 11:06 time 12:05 elevation 10ft calories 223 heart rate 135
July 4, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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#rwRunStreak Day XXXIX

one…more….day….
distance 1.61 miles pace 12:38 time 20:24 elevation 16 ft calories 379 heart rate 140
July 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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#rwRunStreak Day XXXVIII

easy peasy lemon squeezy
distance 1.68 miles pace 12:01/miles time 20:11 elevation 35 ft calories 392 heart rate 143
July 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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#rwRunStreak Day XXXVII
distance 1.76 miles pace 12:09 time 21:22 elevation 31 ft calories 402 heart rate 137
July 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM