mr potato
@tweetpotato314.bsky.social
“it’s even worse than it appears but, it’s alright”
pushing around an 80 pound camera hoping one of them shows some skin (ankle)
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
pushing around an 80 pound camera hoping one of them shows some skin (ankle)
that’s awful do u have time for a quick dm to discuss it
November 11, 2025 at 10:44 PM
that’s awful do u have time for a quick dm to discuss it
fb showed me a picture from five years ago with me wearing what i think of as my new shirt
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
fb showed me a picture from five years ago with me wearing what i think of as my new shirt
ur at duran
i need u at duran
i need u at duran
November 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
ur at duran
i need u at duran
i need u at duran
am i really going to have to be the one to say frankenbond
November 11, 2025 at 2:59 PM
am i really going to have to be the one to say frankenbond
thank u for the hat
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
thank u for the hat
thank u, ur honor
November 10, 2025 at 1:28 PM
thank u, ur honor
man would that look good on the side of a trailer
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
man would that look good on the side of a trailer
i’m already tired of these
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
i’m already tired of these
a personal trainer named skip breakfast
November 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
a personal trainer named skip breakfast
a librarian named anna graham
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 AM
a librarian named anna graham
because i call ahead to all your hotels and pay them to hide the good stuff lmao noodle arms
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
because i call ahead to all your hotels and pay them to hide the good stuff lmao noodle arms
what if we got fatter cats?
November 7, 2025 at 2:12 PM
what if we got fatter cats?
wait til your boss finds out diarrhea is the stripper’s name 😆 😂 🤣 and wait until YOU find out why they call them that 😳
November 7, 2025 at 11:48 AM
wait til your boss finds out diarrhea is the stripper’s name 😆 😂 🤣 and wait until YOU find out why they call them that 😳
u mean to tell me a 10 rehashed this format
November 5, 2025 at 5:55 PM
u mean to tell me a 10 rehashed this format
i bet u one thousand dollars there is atleast 1 mcdonald’s snow globe in there
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
i bet u one thousand dollars there is atleast 1 mcdonald’s snow globe in there
*looking in the mirror* hey guys! i found nemo!!
November 4, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*looking in the mirror* hey guys! i found nemo!!