jonny toothpick
@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
Inventor of the internet. I think in my pajamas. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
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my doctor finally figured out what’s wrong with me. apparently there’s a little birdhouse in my soul
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crazy coincidence that ai isn’t being used to empower women
January 8, 2026 at 2:28 PM
crazy coincidence that ai isn’t being used to empower women
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This coffee is starting to taste like my senator and house rep are about to get a phone call. #impeachandremove
January 8, 2026 at 3:26 PM
This coffee is starting to taste like my senator and house rep are about to get a phone call. #impeachandremove
dehumanizing rhetoric is for the birds
January 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
dehumanizing rhetoric is for the birds
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I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
January 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
I’m at the spot where ICE murdered Renee Nicolle Good today, along with my daughter and her bf. Still lots of people here at 11:00 pm. (Avoiding getting anyone in the picture)
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
It’s beautiful, surreal but still mostly enraging. Abolish ICE.
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Look at the hundreds of people in that community in Minneapolis who ran TOWARDS the danger. Look at those who documented in their heads what happened so they could accurately recount it afterwards, look at those currently out protesting. Pay attention & do your part too.
January 7, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Look at the hundreds of people in that community in Minneapolis who ran TOWARDS the danger. Look at those who documented in their heads what happened so they could accurately recount it afterwards, look at those currently out protesting. Pay attention & do your part too.
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"Thank you for calling The Void. Your scream is very important to The Void but right now it's overwhelmed. If you could please leave your scream at the beep The Void will accept it as soon as possible. Thank you. "
January 8, 2026 at 6:12 AM
"Thank you for calling The Void. Your scream is very important to The Void but right now it's overwhelmed. If you could please leave your scream at the beep The Void will accept it as soon as possible. Thank you. "
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There’s a special kind of grief many of us are feeling tonight. Because it didn’t have to be like this.
January 8, 2026 at 3:08 AM
There’s a special kind of grief many of us are feeling tonight. Because it didn’t have to be like this.
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you work so hard for so long to keep the demons happy and yet somehow everything still goes to hell
January 8, 2026 at 4:41 AM
you work so hard for so long to keep the demons happy and yet somehow everything still goes to hell
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its not you. its all of you.
January 7, 2026 at 10:16 PM
its not you. its all of you.
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omg everything is so awful go get a library card and kiss a dog
January 8, 2026 at 1:06 AM
omg everything is so awful go get a library card and kiss a dog
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So do things ever get, like, better?
January 8, 2026 at 1:33 AM
So do things ever get, like, better?
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This post was directly above yours
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This post was directly above yours
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Nothing humbles you faster than rereading a text you were very confident about mid-argument.
January 7, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Nothing humbles you faster than rereading a text you were very confident about mid-argument.
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i wish i was a gargoyle
January 7, 2026 at 2:23 PM
i wish i was a gargoyle
i treat my dog very well because that’s who i’m coming back as in my next life
January 7, 2026 at 4:45 PM
i treat my dog very well because that’s who i’m coming back as in my next life
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timeshare nuclear bunkers
January 7, 2026 at 3:55 PM
timeshare nuclear bunkers
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It’s pretty dumb that the horrors of last year have persisted into the next. It’s almost as if the calendar is merely a man-made construct
January 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
It’s pretty dumb that the horrors of last year have persisted into the next. It’s almost as if the calendar is merely a man-made construct
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Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles Addams (Jan. 7, 1912-Sept. 29, 1988), the creator of the one-panel comic strip that came to be known as The Addams Family, which first appeared in The New Yorker.
January 7, 2026 at 2:03 PM
Today is the birthday of cartoonist Charles Addams (Jan. 7, 1912-Sept. 29, 1988), the creator of the one-panel comic strip that came to be known as The Addams Family, which first appeared in The New Yorker.
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it might be the mind control parasites talking, but i'm glad we adopted these cats and can't remember life before
January 6, 2026 at 6:20 PM
it might be the mind control parasites talking, but i'm glad we adopted these cats and can't remember life before
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i give it a year tops before Trump is trying to take the North Pole, because he wants to get to Santa and find out why he’s been on the naughty list all these years
January 7, 2026 at 11:55 AM
i give it a year tops before Trump is trying to take the North Pole, because he wants to get to Santa and find out why he’s been on the naughty list all these years
A live look at me.
January 7, 2026 at 2:41 PM
A live look at me.
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i love humanity, it’s just people that make me want to go back to bed
January 7, 2026 at 2:07 PM
i love humanity, it’s just people that make me want to go back to bed
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
it’s hump day. how will you celebrate?
January 7, 2026 at 2:17 PM
it’s hump day. how will you celebrate?