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jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
jonny toothpick
@jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
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I am the alter ego of someone not very funny. I am also not very funny. Anti-evil. (All opinions are my own or subconsciously pirated from 60s television.)
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Black and white image of policeman with night stick in his hands like he is about to use it with the words THIS IS NOT A TEST printed over it.
November 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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Post your favorite Star Trek character. Wrong answers only.
Man in silver suit with antennae coming out of his head.
November 16, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness
Famous Anus and Andy Warhol in white tee shirts that say Amos and Andy.
October 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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When you discover that your alt text is the same as your regular text. #alttext
Skeleton in a top hat leaning on a stack of books with titles on the spine: Book of Poisons; Hexes and Charms; and Spells.
October 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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I voted for kodos.
Two cartoon aliens in glass bulbed helmets with tentacles for bodies.
October 4, 2025 at 1:45 PM
jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
The magic box that takes me to my office.
Charcoal sketch of the inside of an elevator cab. Square white buttons on each side of shiny steel elevator doors. Industries writing on the upper left panel. “N…” and “SMOK…” on the edge at the upper right. Slight reflection of photographer in the center of the elevator doors.
September 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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September 27, 2025 at 11:00 AM
jonnytoothpick.bsky.social
Here’s a rabbit if the beaver didn’t quite satiate you.
September 25, 2025 at 5:37 AM
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Balloons in the shape of people floating into the air and a woman looking on as if she is seeing the rapture.
September 23, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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Little grey and white dog on the bed looking guilty.
September 19, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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Daily scream. Phyllis Diller edition. #phyllisdiller
Phyllis Diller with wild expression balancing a cigarette holder.
September 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Daily scream. Sunday edition.
Charcoal sketch of super closeup on man screaming. Nose prominent.
September 14, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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Daily scream. Noire edition.
Screaming face in black and white.
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Daily scream. Intense edition.
Close on face of man screaming. Eyes intense. Glasses. Tongue visible.
September 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Daily scream. Strawberry edition.
Man screaming. Drawing in strawberry pink.
September 9, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Daily scream. Dark edition.
Charcoal drawing of man screaming. Mostly black image.
September 8, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Daily scream. Split edition.
Drawing of intense eyes behind glasses. Drawing screaming mouth.
September 7, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Daily scream. Bewildered by it all.
Man screaming.
September 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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Daily scream. Abject terror edition.
Close on man screaming in terror.
September 5, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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You wanna talk about a president, let’s talk about a president.
Abe Lincoln and James T. Kirk on the bridge of the starship Enterprise.
September 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
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Daily scream. Yellow edition.
Drawing of man screaming. Yellow tinted with plum colored highlights.
September 4, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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September 4, 2025 at 8:35 AM
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View from my living room window.
September 4, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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Daily scream. Terror free.
Drawing of man screaming with red and ear thtones.
September 3, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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Daily scream. Take one a day on an empty stomach. #scream
Charcoal sketch close up of man screaming.
September 2, 2025 at 3:11 PM