Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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And then there are people who move walls you didn’t know were load-bearing.
January 3, 2026 at 4:18 PM
And then there are people who move walls you didn’t know were load-bearing.
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living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
December 29, 2025 at 12:45 AM
living on the edge is sexting with 5% phone battery
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if you don’t hear from me later no worries, I’ll be in another dimension trying to avoid news
January 3, 2026 at 12:29 PM
if you don’t hear from me later no worries, I’ll be in another dimension trying to avoid news
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“Sorry, you met me at a weird time in my life." -Me meeting anyone at any time in my life
January 3, 2026 at 5:09 AM
“Sorry, you met me at a weird time in my life." -Me meeting anyone at any time in my life
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It’s not easy processing a personal crisis inside a global one. Know that it’s okay to leave the global kind to those whose personal life isn’t also falling apart.
January 3, 2026 at 11:12 AM
It’s not easy processing a personal crisis inside a global one. Know that it’s okay to leave the global kind to those whose personal life isn’t also falling apart.
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Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
January 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Day 3 of the new year and my plan to stay an undiscovered genius remains on track.
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After this, USA has absolutely zero moral high ground against Russia in Ukraine, or China in Taiwan. Bad day for rule of law; good day for might is right.
January 3, 2026 at 11:43 AM
After this, USA has absolutely zero moral high ground against Russia in Ukraine, or China in Taiwan. Bad day for rule of law; good day for might is right.
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[flirting] What's your favorite Biblical plague
January 3, 2026 at 2:55 AM
[flirting] What's your favorite Biblical plague
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My vision board is just one photo: me, asleep, from a time I actually felt safe. I stare at it when the world gets loud.
January 2, 2026 at 7:04 PM
My vision board is just one photo: me, asleep, from a time I actually felt safe. I stare at it when the world gets loud.
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When the instructions say to 'store in a cool, dark place', my first thought is 'oh, my heart'.
September 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
When the instructions say to 'store in a cool, dark place', my first thought is 'oh, my heart'.
Can someone please explain what dimension the US is living in right now?!
January 3, 2026 at 9:14 AM
Can someone please explain what dimension the US is living in right now?!
“My favorite means of communication is otherworldly: dreams—meeting in dreams.”
― Marina Tsvetaeva
― Marina Tsvetaeva
January 3, 2026 at 8:02 AM
“My favorite means of communication is otherworldly: dreams—meeting in dreams.”
― Marina Tsvetaeva
― Marina Tsvetaeva
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I have main-character energy but side-quest follow-through.
January 3, 2026 at 7:37 AM
I have main-character energy but side-quest follow-through.
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I feel you here, but I'm never sure if it's wishful thinking, muscle memory, or intuition.
Anyway, hi.
Anyway, hi.
January 3, 2026 at 7:47 AM
I feel you here, but I'm never sure if it's wishful thinking, muscle memory, or intuition.
Anyway, hi.
Anyway, hi.
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I’ll put my hands on you.
January 3, 2026 at 5:49 AM
I’ll put my hands on you.
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Seeing a meme for the third time and reacting like it’s new because someone you like sent it is a love language.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Seeing a meme for the third time and reacting like it’s new because someone you like sent it is a love language.
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Sometimes I like to stay up late and think about all the books I hope to read.
January 3, 2026 at 5:51 AM
Sometimes I like to stay up late and think about all the books I hope to read.
Oh right...I'd forgotten, full moon. this explains a lot.
January 2, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Oh right...I'd forgotten, full moon. this explains a lot.
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