Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.
October 20, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Gaslighting myself into having hope for the future.
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I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
January 20, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I fear Rick Astley has finally abandoned us.
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You don't realise how dull your life is until someone asks what your hobbies are.
November 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
You don't realise how dull your life is until someone asks what your hobbies are.
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As an insomniac, I’d trade some of my sleep for time with you
November 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
As an insomniac, I’d trade some of my sleep for time with you
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That lipstick and pink eye combo really suits you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 PM
That lipstick and pink eye combo really suits you
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I save my best skeets for the shower.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I save my best skeets for the shower.
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Them: read it and weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
November 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Them: read it and weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
Me: that’s ok, ill just weep
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Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Let my gravestone read "PUNCTUATION GOES INSIDE THE QUOTATION MARKS."
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Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Well at least I'm not broken enough to post parables on linkedin
And now, we wait...
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
And now, we wait...
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have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
November 10, 2025 at 1:32 PM
have you considered lying down in the woods and giving up about it
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I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I'm never at my best this early in the millennium.
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Mind if I do something eccentric
November 10, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Mind if I do something eccentric
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writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 AM
writing it "f*ck" sickens me. a coward's curse. say fuck or find a different word. get that nasty starfish asshole out of my sight
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I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I will gladly give you some advice if you’re interested in ruining your life.
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novels are just really long shitposts
November 9, 2025 at 8:55 AM
novels are just really long shitposts
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That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
October 31, 2025 at 2:53 AM
That thump from under the floorboards sure has been a lot louder lately.
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I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
November 9, 2025 at 2:57 AM
I'll hold your hair back so you don't get any apocalypse on it.
