Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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Everyday I think I don't have anything to post but I am blessed with a horrible brain
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Everyday I think I don't have anything to post but I am blessed with a horrible brain
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Fool me twice, wait you fooled me once already?
January 6, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Fool me twice, wait you fooled me once already?
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Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
January 5, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Social media has taught me, that if you have nothing important to say, you should say it on social media.
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never underestimate the seductive power of a plate of loaded nachos
January 6, 2026 at 6:36 PM
never underestimate the seductive power of a plate of loaded nachos
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Elephants hate when they’re in a room and forget why they even came in.
January 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Elephants hate when they’re in a room and forget why they even came in.
Worst dickpic ever but as an alternative snowman the details were quite good.
January 6, 2026 at 5:31 PM
Worst dickpic ever but as an alternative snowman the details were quite good.
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That tik tok could've been a skeet
August 20, 2025 at 5:37 PM
That tik tok could've been a skeet
The hypothesis: new haircuts reduce attraction.
The reality: I beg to differ.
The reality: I beg to differ.
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 PM
The hypothesis: new haircuts reduce attraction.
The reality: I beg to differ.
The reality: I beg to differ.
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The internet is basically people liking things and other people saying those things suck.
January 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
The internet is basically people liking things and other people saying those things suck.
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I’m a slut for words written for me
December 29, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m a slut for words written for me
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Now is the winter of our disconnect
January 5, 2026 at 11:11 AM
Now is the winter of our disconnect
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i don't write dick jokes because dick sonnets are longer
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
i don't write dick jokes because dick sonnets are longer
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846 days in the shelter. Please repost MELIA (3 yrs old) and needs a home. Here's her bio
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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social @the-dodo.bsky.social @weratedogs.com @newyorkjets.bsky.social @nytimes.com @newyorkgiants.bsky.social
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@markhamillofficial.bsky.social @the-dodo.bsky.social @weratedogs.com @newyorkjets.bsky.social @nytimes.com @newyorkgiants.bsky.social
January 5, 2026 at 10:53 PM
846 days in the shelter. Please repost MELIA (3 yrs old) and needs a home. Here's her bio
👇
24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social @the-dodo.bsky.social @weratedogs.com @newyorkjets.bsky.social @nytimes.com @newyorkgiants.bsky.social
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24petconnect.com/DetailsMain/...
@markhamillofficial.bsky.social @the-dodo.bsky.social @weratedogs.com @newyorkjets.bsky.social @nytimes.com @newyorkgiants.bsky.social
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A laxative, but for your memories.
January 6, 2026 at 1:15 AM
A laxative, but for your memories.
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The best thing about Bluesky is how much influencers hate it here
January 6, 2026 at 4:46 AM
The best thing about Bluesky is how much influencers hate it here
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I made a cozy nook inside my head for you
January 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
I made a cozy nook inside my head for you
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love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
love to wake up and immediately start hurting myself with my brain
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terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me
December 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
terrifying if literal: my feet are killing me
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Happy ne-
“Oh go fuck yourself”
“Oh go fuck yourself”
January 5, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Happy ne-
“Oh go fuck yourself”
“Oh go fuck yourself”
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My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
January 5, 2026 at 5:15 AM
My favorite thing to do with time off is nothing and then when it's over I go oh no I've done nothing
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A landslide of a mind.
January 5, 2026 at 4:50 AM
A landslide of a mind.
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You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people
January 5, 2026 at 4:29 AM
You’ll survive, but you’ll be funnier in a way that worries people