Cloudypianos
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the jokes on you guy who told me to go fuck myself. i was going to do that anyway
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 AM
the jokes on you guy who told me to go fuck myself. i was going to do that anyway
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Might fuck around and find a corynexochida trilobite to add to my fossil collection.
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Might fuck around and find a corynexochida trilobite to add to my fossil collection.
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Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
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my narcissistic mom just said she prays for me every night and now I know where the curse is coming from
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my narcissistic mom just said she prays for me every night and now I know where the curse is coming from
Trying to restring my violin by myself.
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Trying to restring my violin by myself.
the 8 dems who voted to back the GOP bill 11/9 if you want to know who the spineless rats are: Dick Durbin of IL, Catherine Cortez Masto + Jacky Rosen of Nevada, John Fetterman of Penn, Maggie Hassan + Jeanne Shaheen of NH, Tim Kaine of VA, and independent Angus King of Maine (caucuses with dems)
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
the 8 dems who voted to back the GOP bill 11/9 if you want to know who the spineless rats are: Dick Durbin of IL, Catherine Cortez Masto + Jacky Rosen of Nevada, John Fetterman of Penn, Maggie Hassan + Jeanne Shaheen of NH, Tim Kaine of VA, and independent Angus King of Maine (caucuses with dems)
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DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
DONALD TRUMP: [asleep, drooling on long red tie]
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
SENATE DEMOCRATS: fine, we give in
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Tonight was a very bad night.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Tonight was a very bad night.
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And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
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I've learned 595 German words on duolingo, so now I can say important stuff like "The witch eats schnitzel in the forest" and "Your snail is smart but very ugly."
March 25, 2024 at 7:23 PM
I've learned 595 German words on duolingo, so now I can say important stuff like "The witch eats schnitzel in the forest" and "Your snail is smart but very ugly."
My MFA really paid off. Why, just today I received one like on my Instagram post. Can’t call me a failed artist now, mom.
November 9, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My MFA really paid off. Why, just today I received one like on my Instagram post. Can’t call me a failed artist now, mom.
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Live strange, die mysteriously, leave a sinister pile of gloves behind
November 9, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Live strange, die mysteriously, leave a sinister pile of gloves behind
Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
November 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Can’t sleep; too busy thinking about all the gothic romance missing from my life.
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I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
November 2, 2025 at 11:33 PM
I don't want AI. I want to stop filling out my entire medical history every time I go to the same doctor
my narcissistic mom just said she prays for me every night and now I know where the curse is coming from
November 3, 2025 at 5:21 PM
my narcissistic mom just said she prays for me every night and now I know where the curse is coming from
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New Trump 2028 campaign slogan just dropped.
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
New Trump 2028 campaign slogan just dropped.
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I want my death certificate to say the truth: killed by capitalism.
October 30, 2025 at 12:22 AM
I want my death certificate to say the truth: killed by capitalism.
I was going to be Vanessa Ives for Halloween but now, I don’t know, I feel like I need to be a frog terrorist.
October 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I was going to be Vanessa Ives for Halloween but now, I don’t know, I feel like I need to be a frog terrorist.
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“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“
“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
October 28, 2025 at 2:50 PM
“I love Renaissance Faires, indie bookstores, collecting rocks, exploring ghost towns and probably ancient castles though there aren’t many of those around here, ha—“
“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
“Ma’am, this is a job interview.”
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I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there
October 19, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I hate to be a doomer but the pandemic broke me in this regard I think. After watching like a third of the country proudly say they wouldn't inconvenience themselves even if it cost other people their lives, where do you go from there
Might fuck around and find a corynexochida trilobite to add to my fossil collection.
October 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Might fuck around and find a corynexochida trilobite to add to my fossil collection.
Hard to joke around with half a White House.
October 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hard to joke around with half a White House.
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People who are nostalgic for the 80s have obviously forgotten how much Phil Collins we had to listen to.
September 29, 2025 at 10:43 PM
People who are nostalgic for the 80s have obviously forgotten how much Phil Collins we had to listen to.
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Ideal restaurant experience: You sit alone in a windowless cubicle with a TV and an armchair, your food is delivered by a mechanical arm through some kind of hatch, and when you're finished you leave quietly through a trapdoor that leads into the abandoned subway tunnels
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ideal restaurant experience: You sit alone in a windowless cubicle with a TV and an armchair, your food is delivered by a mechanical arm through some kind of hatch, and when you're finished you leave quietly through a trapdoor that leads into the abandoned subway tunnels