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Tara Shoe
@tarashoe.bsky.social
Not much how are you!
they’re making it so it’s not even going to be 2025 anymore. soon they’ll say being 2026 is mandatory for everyone
December 31, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I don’t think picture should have so much resolution these days. i don’t know if we need to see all of that
December 29, 2025 at 9:59 PM
yeah I’m under warning for an atmospheric river of festive soft cheeses
December 26, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Linus has the right idea but he’s sliding dangerously close into Christian nationalism
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I stood in line at your grocery store for the viral raw potato so you don’t have to. but I do need you to pick me up
December 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
🎵 every day, in every way, Shit is getting worse 🎵
December 15, 2025 at 8:25 PM
let the AI thing play out. first we all lose our jobs. then we can’t afford to consume the products and services that the wealthy people sell. and finally, the wealthy people all kill..can I say kill? each other. let’s let it play out let’s see what happens
December 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
wanna grab dinner at the new daylight-bright counter place with the metal chairs and polyethylene paneled walls and the food is fine? and we can’t hear over the echoes so we eat with urgency? and the metal tables and it’ll be flipped again within a year? no the other one. no the other one
December 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
christmas comes this time each year.
December 9, 2025 at 5:13 AM
mommy and daddy say just 5 more national media mergers and they’ll get back together
December 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
the four elements of good cooking: salt, fat, heat, and something a little nasty
December 5, 2025 at 6:01 PM
only 25 hours and 2 minutes left to pledge please!
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 18, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I can always spot a newbie Ruffalo fan right away. real ruffaloheads know
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge…
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
have you heard about how there’s only 4 days left to pledge to my fundraiser campaign. I’m at 83% of my goal. do you LIKE cervical cancer? okay wow that’s really interesting of you!
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 PM
oh my god? less than 5 days to pledge to this campaign and I’m at 83% of my goal. i wonder if i can reach a hundred per cent in time…. 🤔

seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
oh god sorry but I’m raising money to make a short film inspired by my experience w cervical cancer. i’m sorry but there are only 8 days left to pledge. somebody help meeee

seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
don’t be mad but I’m raising money to make a short film. it’s inspired by my experience with cervical cancer/subsequent partial hysto (“Everything but the Ovaries”) and can somebody help me here: seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 11, 2025 at 6:56 PM
THANK YOU @vineyille.bsky.social for your pledge to my short film fundraiser campaign! now this is a pal who “supports the arts.”
don’t be mad but I’m raising money to make a short film. it’s inspired by my experience with cervical cancer/subsequent partial hysto (“Everything but the Ovaries”) and can somebody help me here: seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 10, 2025 at 1:05 AM
🚀 Hey Tara! Discover exciting new ways to bleed.
November 9, 2025 at 1:35 AM
a lot of people out there seem to think a millionaire is someone who has a million dollars and billionaire is someone who has two million dollars and a trillionaire is someone who has three million dollars
November 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
don’t be mad but I’m raising money to make a short film. it’s inspired by my experience with cervical cancer/subsequent partial hysto (“Everything but the Ovaries”) and can somebody help me here: seedandspark.com/fund/girlie
November 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s ok to dress up as santa
November 1, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Reposted by Tara Shoe
guy in the elevator: happy Halloween

me: thank you.
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
so, I’m working in the lab late one night, right
October 31, 2025 at 9:11 PM
will be sprinkling a little unflavored collagen protein powder into trick or treaters bags this year. i assume everyone i come in contact with now is menopausal?
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM