god I’m so bad at this lol. only 2 days left to pledge! only 2 days until I stop annoying you for awhile. we’re at 93% of my goal! could you be the one… to push it over the edge…
seedandspark.com/fund/girlie

good news: I don’t have cervical cancer! bad news: I wrote a short film about it. and to make things even worse, I launched a crowdfunding campaign to try and make it a real short film. GIRLIE is live at girlieshort.com. “check it out”????

i’m still gonna delete them but i need all campaign texts to start with “Get a load of this.”

RIP Brian Wilson he didn’t surf but he knew the power of the wave

good morning!! yes that’s right,

when something this asinine comes along I cant help but say it out loud all day. democrats cannot survive in long form podcasting environments; it’s too unscripted, it’s too masculine. then he says “honestly.” democrats cannot survive in long form podcasting environments. it’s too masculine honestly

nearly twelve years ago, I tweeted “wook it up on googoo.” I no longer hold these beliefs. now I implore us all instead to go outside, finding the nearest vista. get on the ground, feeling the earth’s support, and take a vow to no longer seek answers. as answers can only be evident within siwence

Here He Is

we meet for the first time. you give me your number and I text you so you have my number