Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
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Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
· Nov 21
as a dedication to my 4+ year thread of movie reviews on tw*tter that I did as self care™️, I’m going to do it again here. As rebellion
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
the opposite of an erewhon grocery store is an urgent care with a 3 hour wait and a couple in the waiting room fully making out. and in beautiful Los Angeles these two things are right next door to one another
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the opposite of an erewhon grocery store is an urgent care with a 3 hour wait and a couple in the waiting room fully making out. and in beautiful Los Angeles these two things are right next door to one another
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options
they are doing what ? they are doing what
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
they are doing what ? they are doing what
Squirrels honestly sound like Donald Duck
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Squirrels honestly sound like Donald Duck
The Liquid Glass Apple thing is exactly like what’s happening with everything everywhere. It’s like look at this. Don’t you love it? And I’m like no I’m more annoyed. And it’s like would you like me to help you rewrite that? And I break my phone in half
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The Liquid Glass Apple thing is exactly like what’s happening with everything everywhere. It’s like look at this. Don’t you love it? And I’m like no I’m more annoyed. And it’s like would you like me to help you rewrite that? And I break my phone in half
sometimes I get REAL fuckin’ pissed off and do something insane like unsubscribe from email updates from a store I bought something from 1 time
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
sometimes I get REAL fuckin’ pissed off and do something insane like unsubscribe from email updates from a store I bought something from 1 time
I don’t know how to take care of my feet they’re simply too far away
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I don’t know how to take care of my feet they’re simply too far away
Update my app? What are you talking about? I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Are you saying something needs to change
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Update my app? What are you talking about? I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Are you saying something needs to change
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Sometimes we need to hear what we don’t wanna hear
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sometimes we need to hear what we don’t wanna hear
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
It’s felt like 10 pm all day and now it feels like outside of time. Like it’s never been this late
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It’s felt like 10 pm all day and now it feels like outside of time. Like it’s never been this late
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guy in the elevator: happy Halloween
me: thank you.
me: thank you.
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
guy in the elevator: happy Halloween
me: thank you.
me: thank you.
ai thing: would you like me to rewrite that for you?
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
ai thing: would you like me to rewrite that for you?
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
It’s upsetting that Christmas arrives before it’s Halloween’s big day. That’s some mean girl shit
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It’s upsetting that Christmas arrives before it’s Halloween’s big day. That’s some mean girl shit
Jack Skellington trying to figure out Christmas but it’s me simply waking up in the morning
October 30, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Jack Skellington trying to figure out Christmas but it’s me simply waking up in the morning
new opinion just dropped
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
new opinion just dropped
I black out when I see too many numbers at once. I’m just being honest, I can’t see more than 12 numbers at once. Ok? Sorry
October 28, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I black out when I see too many numbers at once. I’m just being honest, I can’t see more than 12 numbers at once. Ok? Sorry
I can’t figure out how to do my Halloween costume because when I look up “building Halloween costume” it’s either kids with cardboard on them or adults dressed as sexy construction workers. This is a real problem ok
October 27, 2025 at 7:00 AM
I can’t figure out how to do my Halloween costume because when I look up “building Halloween costume” it’s either kids with cardboard on them or adults dressed as sexy construction workers. This is a real problem ok
People wearing hats need to stop looking down to text and walk because from far away i think your hat is your head and it scares me
October 26, 2025 at 5:50 PM
People wearing hats need to stop looking down to text and walk because from far away i think your hat is your head and it scares me
when my internet goes out for 4 hours I can suddenly see through time itself but unfortunately the only thing I can do about it is watch a dvd from 1999
October 25, 2025 at 7:40 AM
when my internet goes out for 4 hours I can suddenly see through time itself but unfortunately the only thing I can do about it is watch a dvd from 1999
every chocolate store owes me a free sample by law
October 24, 2025 at 7:04 PM
every chocolate store owes me a free sample by law