Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
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Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
· Nov 21
as a dedication to my 4+ year thread of movie reviews on tw*tter that I did as self care™️, I’m going to do it again here. As rebellion
the back of my resume is a 8x10 photo of my theater degree from ASU (pictured here)
February 16, 2026 at 7:03 PM
the back of my resume is a 8x10 photo of my theater degree from ASU (pictured here)
I guess I have something to say about attack of the clones. I am actually being very vulnerable
February 15, 2026 at 8:38 AM
I guess I have something to say about attack of the clones. I am actually being very vulnerable
when pennywise opens his mouth to show his big light it’s like dude are you comfortable
February 14, 2026 at 5:55 PM
when pennywise opens his mouth to show his big light it’s like dude are you comfortable
I do not Ever know what I am looking at anymore. Online or otherwise
February 14, 2026 at 8:05 AM
I do not Ever know what I am looking at anymore. Online or otherwise
(Ad 18 of 11) we created an ai mouth that you can attach to your real mouth
February 13, 2026 at 8:26 AM
(Ad 18 of 11) we created an ai mouth that you can attach to your real mouth
(Ad 6 of 27) finally, an ai freeway for your car
February 12, 2026 at 6:39 PM
(Ad 6 of 27) finally, an ai freeway for your car
(Ad 5 of 67) have you ever wanted to not have a job
February 12, 2026 at 6:21 PM
(Ad 5 of 67) have you ever wanted to not have a job
I have seen two Star Wars prequels inspired personalized license plates in three days which leads me to believe an alien invasion is about to happen
February 12, 2026 at 7:50 AM
I have seen two Star Wars prequels inspired personalized license plates in three days which leads me to believe an alien invasion is about to happen
Seeing a puppy is literally a miracle
February 8, 2026 at 10:20 PM
Seeing a puppy is literally a miracle
person: how are you
me: searching “hot dog” on eBay to see what’s real is helpful for my wellbeing, I’ve realized lately. And by the way thank you so much for asking me that question man
me: searching “hot dog” on eBay to see what’s real is helpful for my wellbeing, I’ve realized lately. And by the way thank you so much for asking me that question man
February 8, 2026 at 8:32 AM
person: how are you
me: searching “hot dog” on eBay to see what’s real is helpful for my wellbeing, I’ve realized lately. And by the way thank you so much for asking me that question man
me: searching “hot dog” on eBay to see what’s real is helpful for my wellbeing, I’ve realized lately. And by the way thank you so much for asking me that question man
I deserve to see 40 mascots sprinting in a line to an unknown location and some of them are two guys operating the front and back half of one costume. That’s what I deserve to see, for my troubles
February 5, 2026 at 11:11 PM
I deserve to see 40 mascots sprinting in a line to an unknown location and some of them are two guys operating the front and back half of one costume. That’s what I deserve to see, for my troubles
hey dude I can’t hang out after all because I have to drive to the hot dog restaurant again for the second time this week. I am so sorry
February 5, 2026 at 7:20 AM
hey dude I can’t hang out after all because I have to drive to the hot dog restaurant again for the second time this week. I am so sorry
each night I take my brain out of its box (my head) and place it in a jar and give the jar a kiss and say “help” and that’s how I go to sleep. I’m not joking that’s what I do. I don’t like it
February 4, 2026 at 8:10 AM
each night I take my brain out of its box (my head) and place it in a jar and give the jar a kiss and say “help” and that’s how I go to sleep. I’m not joking that’s what I do. I don’t like it
the mummy 4 being in development is the only good thing I can think of in regards to our current timeline
February 4, 2026 at 3:48 AM
the mummy 4 being in development is the only good thing I can think of in regards to our current timeline
Everything really is so remarkably Fucking stupid isn’t it (as I say this I am looking you straight in the eyes like you are my brother and everything around us moving in slow motion)
February 3, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Everything really is so remarkably Fucking stupid isn’t it (as I say this I am looking you straight in the eyes like you are my brother and everything around us moving in slow motion)
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I don’t want AI to fix my mistakes I want to be extremely stupid forever. “let me rewrite that for you” no PLEASE let me be insane, I am a freak. STOP
February 2, 2026 at 7:34 AM
I don’t want AI to fix my mistakes I want to be extremely stupid forever. “let me rewrite that for you” no PLEASE let me be insane, I am a freak. STOP
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Don't ever let anybody tell you you're stupid for mourning the death of an artist you didn't personally know. Sometimes artists really, really mean something to you. And it's deep and personal, and you DO feel like they're a part of you, and that's OK. That's what great art, the best art, does.❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Don't ever let anybody tell you you're stupid for mourning the death of an artist you didn't personally know. Sometimes artists really, really mean something to you. And it's deep and personal, and you DO feel like they're a part of you, and that's OK. That's what great art, the best art, does.❤️
“Verify you are human” you know what why don’t you. asshole. I’ll check your stupid box regardless like the prisoner that I am
January 30, 2026 at 7:23 AM
“Verify you are human” you know what why don’t you. asshole. I’ll check your stupid box regardless like the prisoner that I am
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I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.
January 27, 2026 at 4:54 AM
I continue to believe that the fastest way to get Stephen Miller fired is to convince Trump that Miller's ICE operations are what cost him the Nobel Peace Prize.
one day I will be a brain in a jar and even then I will have no relief. I will still be thinking. I’ll be thinking forever, way past when I’m dead
January 27, 2026 at 7:10 AM
one day I will be a brain in a jar and even then I will have no relief. I will still be thinking. I’ll be thinking forever, way past when I’m dead
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I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
January 25, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I can't put into words the feeling of watching our government, a hive of evil antisocial filth, the absolute worst humanity has to offer, colliding with the best. Ordinary people trying to help each other, risking everything to stand up for what's plainly, unambiguously fair and right. It's unreal
they are killing the helpers. the american government is killing the helpers, the people Mr. fucking Rogers talked about.
January 25, 2026 at 7:10 AM
they are killing the helpers. the american government is killing the helpers, the people Mr. fucking Rogers talked about.
hey dude what’s up I’m at the bone temple, do you need anything? They got some very life affirming yet horrifying bullshit here lmk
January 23, 2026 at 9:04 AM
hey dude what’s up I’m at the bone temple, do you need anything? They got some very life affirming yet horrifying bullshit here lmk
Ever since I was a little kid I knew I’d one day grow up to photograph hot dogs professionally
January 21, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Ever since I was a little kid I knew I’d one day grow up to photograph hot dogs professionally