Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
i don’t know if my healthcare is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i don’t know if my healthcare is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options
they are doing what ? they are doing what
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
they are doing what ? they are doing what
new opinion just dropped
October 29, 2025 at 6:56 AM
new opinion just dropped
Only one leg per post sorry
October 24, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Only one leg per post sorry
not a doctor, but I have another film opinion
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 AM
not a doctor, but I have another film opinion
I’ve never seen anything like this in my whole life
October 14, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I’ve never seen anything like this in my whole life
I’m going to reply to every single email I ever receive with just this suggested reply
October 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I’m going to reply to every single email I ever receive with just this suggested reply
Right. No that’s true thank you
October 9, 2025 at 7:05 AM
Right. No that’s true thank you
Oh wow this seems big, I wonder what email has to say about what’s going on with my email address
October 7, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh wow this seems big, I wonder what email has to say about what’s going on with my email address
I can’t stop laughing at this child Halloween costume like did AI create this and put the dinosaur in the suit that guy is wearing
September 21, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I can’t stop laughing at this child Halloween costume like did AI create this and put the dinosaur in the suit that guy is wearing
They saved this look for me.
September 9, 2025 at 8:27 PM
They saved this look for me.
This is the screen you sit in front of in the chair at my/my boyfriend’s dentist and the difference in our perspectives is wild
him: that is a model of the office I’m in and it’s kinda weird
me: that is a mirror and I’m not in it
him: that is a model of the office I’m in and it’s kinda weird
me: that is a mirror and I’m not in it
September 4, 2025 at 6:32 PM
This is the screen you sit in front of in the chair at my/my boyfriend’s dentist and the difference in our perspectives is wild
him: that is a model of the office I’m in and it’s kinda weird
me: that is a mirror and I’m not in it
him: that is a model of the office I’m in and it’s kinda weird
me: that is a mirror and I’m not in it
what is happening with this eBay listing and has it already placed a curse on my life
September 1, 2025 at 8:10 PM
what is happening with this eBay listing and has it already placed a curse on my life
This is Exactly what life feels like lately actually
August 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
This is Exactly what life feels like lately actually
Hey somebody wrote a script about the radioactive Walmart shrimp and framed me for it? So weird anyway here it is, at this link, to my newsletter. And also here’s a preview
August 20, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Hey somebody wrote a script about the radioactive Walmart shrimp and framed me for it? So weird anyway here it is, at this link, to my newsletter. And also here’s a preview
or —hear me out— maybe it will give me superpowers and I can become protector of the city
August 19, 2025 at 6:21 PM
or —hear me out— maybe it will give me superpowers and I can become protector of the city
wait we might have a new frontrunner
August 12, 2025 at 5:06 PM
wait we might have a new frontrunner
They got associate editors at every news network sending out push notifications during an active natural disaster
August 11, 2025 at 6:19 AM
They got associate editors at every news network sending out push notifications during an active natural disaster
ok time to add to this thread again. Talk to you later
August 6, 2025 at 1:33 AM
ok time to add to this thread again. Talk to you later
the way I saw this initially thinking it happened in the US and was like “aw the plane didn’t hit anything that’s so great”
July 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the way I saw this initially thinking it happened in the US and was like “aw the plane didn’t hit anything that’s so great”
We showed it to them as an offering of peace but no one cared
July 23, 2025 at 7:26 AM
We showed it to them as an offering of peace but no one cared
driving behind trucks in an hours long slowdown and getting this toy in your happy meal is a vibe
July 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
driving behind trucks in an hours long slowdown and getting this toy in your happy meal is a vibe
me going to see a movie at a theater past 9pm
July 22, 2025 at 3:43 AM
me going to see a movie at a theater past 9pm