Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
Writer; voice of the baby T. rex from the lost world jurassic park | https://linktr.ee/audipenny | https://audipenny.substack.com
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Audrey Farnsworth
@audipenny.bsky.social
· Nov 21
as a dedication to my 4+ year thread of movie reviews on tw*tter that I did as self care™️, I’m going to do it again here. As rebellion
ever since I was born i have thought about everything constantly. and, do you know what, it’s still the main thing I do. I am always thinking about everything
November 15, 2025 at 7:47 AM
ever since I was born i have thought about everything constantly. and, do you know what, it’s still the main thing I do. I am always thinking about everything
When a clock ticks? You’re hearing math, my friend. And possibly space. I don’t know anything! Have a good day
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
When a clock ticks? You’re hearing math, my friend. And possibly space. I don’t know anything! Have a good day
i don’t know if my healthcare is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
November 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
i don’t know if my healthcare is good ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Sometimes you see a trailer for a miniseries from 2009 that is so specifically stupid (compliment) it jolts you back to life when you hadn’t even realized you died
November 14, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sometimes you see a trailer for a miniseries from 2009 that is so specifically stupid (compliment) it jolts you back to life when you hadn’t even realized you died
I love to ask people what they are doing. It’s one of my main hobbies
November 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I love to ask people what they are doing. It’s one of my main hobbies
Honestly when you tell me to smash that like button? Thank you. I would’ve forgotten. I’m being serious
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Honestly when you tell me to smash that like button? Thank you. I would’ve forgotten. I’m being serious
I’m too stupid to be a physicist but just smart enough to think I am one when I listen to one speak
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I’m too stupid to be a physicist but just smart enough to think I am one when I listen to one speak
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
November 11, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Do I get a say in this or probably I don’t? Okay. No why would I, yeah go ahead and do whatever
the opposite of an erewhon grocery store is an urgent care with a 3 hour wait and a couple in the waiting room fully making out. and in beautiful Los Angeles these two things are right next door to one another
November 11, 2025 at 1:45 AM
the opposite of an erewhon grocery store is an urgent care with a 3 hour wait and a couple in the waiting room fully making out. and in beautiful Los Angeles these two things are right next door to one another
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going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
(taking you gently by the shirt collar after you tell me to have a great day) i don’t know if that will happen yet. there’s no way for me know that
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options
November 9, 2025 at 8:10 AM
when it is 12:09 am, you have Only two options
they are doing what ? they are doing what
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
they are doing what ? they are doing what
Squirrels honestly sound like Donald Duck
November 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Squirrels honestly sound like Donald Duck
The Liquid Glass Apple thing is exactly like what’s happening with everything everywhere. It’s like look at this. Don’t you love it? And I’m like no I’m more annoyed. And it’s like would you like me to help you rewrite that? And I break my phone in half
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 AM
The Liquid Glass Apple thing is exactly like what’s happening with everything everywhere. It’s like look at this. Don’t you love it? And I’m like no I’m more annoyed. And it’s like would you like me to help you rewrite that? And I break my phone in half
sometimes I get REAL fuckin’ pissed off and do something insane like unsubscribe from email updates from a store I bought something from 1 time
November 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
sometimes I get REAL fuckin’ pissed off and do something insane like unsubscribe from email updates from a store I bought something from 1 time
I don’t know how to take care of my feet they’re simply too far away
November 5, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I don’t know how to take care of my feet they’re simply too far away
Update my app? What are you talking about? I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Are you saying something needs to change
November 5, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Update my app? What are you talking about? I don’t even know what you’re talking about. Are you saying something needs to change
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Sometimes we need to hear what we don’t wanna hear
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
November 4, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Sometimes we need to hear what we don’t wanna hear
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
November 4, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Bigfoot is just one guy. It’s just him and that’s it. There aren’t any other bigfeet, it’s just the one guy
It’s felt like 10 pm all day and now it feels like outside of time. Like it’s never been this late
November 3, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It’s felt like 10 pm all day and now it feels like outside of time. Like it’s never been this late
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guy in the elevator: happy Halloween
me: thank you.
me: thank you.
November 1, 2025 at 12:26 AM
guy in the elevator: happy Halloween
me: thank you.
me: thank you.
ai thing: would you like me to rewrite that for you?
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
October 31, 2025 at 7:44 AM
ai thing: would you like me to rewrite that for you?
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
me: would i like you to erase my personality and perspective? No im good thank you bitch
It’s upsetting that Christmas arrives before it’s Halloween’s big day. That’s some mean girl shit
October 30, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It’s upsetting that Christmas arrives before it’s Halloween’s big day. That’s some mean girl shit