Cohen is a Ghost
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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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i refuse to exist in a world where i have any opinions at all about animal crossing mods
January 5, 2026 at 12:35 AM
i refuse to exist in a world where i have any opinions at all about animal crossing mods
in absolutely tragic post-vacation news I easily remembered all my work passwords and will not need to wait on IT to reset them
January 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
in absolutely tragic post-vacation news I easily remembered all my work passwords and will not need to wait on IT to reset them
reminded bitterly of the profitable, reasonably-staffed studio I worked at that cratered less than a year after pivoting to going all-in on this shit
January 5, 2026 at 1:29 PM
reminded bitterly of the profitable, reasonably-staffed studio I worked at that cratered less than a year after pivoting to going all-in on this shit
walking into my canadian office job this morning as the only american, grimacing and mouthing "sorry, sorry, ah jeez" like I'm walking into a movie 20 minutes late
January 5, 2026 at 12:15 PM
walking into my canadian office job this morning as the only american, grimacing and mouthing "sorry, sorry, ah jeez" like I'm walking into a movie 20 minutes late
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
saw a young woman at the crowded airport using her laptop with over-the-ear headphones and I guess she got bored because she pulled out her phone to start watching tiktok extremely loudly, presumably because otherwise she wouldn't be able to hear them through the headphones she was still wearing
January 3, 2026 at 8:59 PM
saw a young woman at the crowded airport using her laptop with over-the-ear headphones and I guess she got bored because she pulled out her phone to start watching tiktok extremely loudly, presumably because otherwise she wouldn't be able to hear them through the headphones she was still wearing
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
January 3, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Could an empire in decline do THIS? *launches deeply unpopular invasion cementing status as lunatic-led pariah state, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do*
I was up all night due to travel so to catch up everyone just joining us: wuh oh
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I was up all night due to travel so to catch up everyone just joining us: wuh oh
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lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 AM
lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties
lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties
January 2, 2026 at 7:58 AM
lately I have been living my life as if it's around 400 AD: the hegemonic empire that dominated my possibility space for most of my life is in an unarrestable and active decline, and I'm not gonna bother factoring its potential recovery and ability to find and hurt me at a distance into my anxieties
the thing about the focus M video is I want it to keep going... I want him to collect the red coins and get an upgrade back at the base... more repartee...
January 1, 2026 at 5:32 PM
the thing about the focus M video is I want it to keep going... I want him to collect the red coins and get an upgrade back at the base... more repartee...
the other day my little sister (fully grown person, in law school) said of something that was kind of a bummer "this isn't very holly jolly" and I felt my heart break into one thousand pieces
December 29, 2025 at 12:16 AM
the other day my little sister (fully grown person, in law school) said of something that was kind of a bummer "this isn't very holly jolly" and I felt my heart break into one thousand pieces
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I love watching movies with my family, love watching those movies again years later and remembering the things they said. every time I watch return of the king I remember my mom saying "but the tree knows" when the white tree flowers at what seems to be gondor's darkest hour. and she was so right
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love watching movies with my family, love watching those movies again years later and remembering the things they said. every time I watch return of the king I remember my mom saying "but the tree knows" when the white tree flowers at what seems to be gondor's darkest hour. and she was so right
I love watching movies with my family, love watching those movies again years later and remembering the things they said. every time I watch return of the king I remember my mom saying "but the tree knows" when the white tree flowers at what seems to be gondor's darkest hour. and she was so right
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I love watching movies with my family, love watching those movies again years later and remembering the things they said. every time I watch return of the king I remember my mom saying "but the tree knows" when the white tree flowers at what seems to be gondor's darkest hour. and she was so right
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whenever a conservative says like “i won’t apologize for being white” i’m kind of like where were you hanging out that people were asking that of you
December 22, 2025 at 7:54 PM
whenever a conservative says like “i won’t apologize for being white” i’m kind of like where were you hanging out that people were asking that of you
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oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
December 27, 2025 at 5:47 PM
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
avatar this avatar that how about you 'ave-a-targeted look at what you could be doing to make her more happy at this time of year 😤
December 27, 2025 at 5:18 PM
avatar this avatar that how about you 'ave-a-targeted look at what you could be doing to make her more happy at this time of year 😤
thing I can't get out of my head from a couple years back was my late-teens cousin explaining how he had gotten his girlfriend to sign up for a sports betting app so he could get $50 to bet with in the app as a referral bonus
December 27, 2025 at 1:54 AM
thing I can't get out of my head from a couple years back was my late-teens cousin explaining how he had gotten his girlfriend to sign up for a sports betting app so he could get $50 to bet with in the app as a referral bonus
I'm so glad you asked
December 26, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I'm so glad you asked
I can't carry it for you but I can fuck you
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I can't carry it for you but I can fuck you
dads love watching 40 minutes of a movie standing in the doorway like 📺🛋️🚪🧍♂️
December 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
dads love watching 40 minutes of a movie standing in the doorway like 📺🛋️🚪🧍♂️
Fred Scrooge can get it
December 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Fred Scrooge can get it
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🎄💀⛓️A Holiday Treat!⛓️💀🎄
SKULLTENDERS PRESENTS: A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, narrated by the Mayor! Enjoy this yuletide treat over your holiday break.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/31ka...
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YOUTUBE: youtu.be/A32a61_t75Y?...
SKULLTENDERS PRESENTS: A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, narrated by the Mayor! Enjoy this yuletide treat over your holiday break.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/31ka...
APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/s...
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/A32a61_t75Y?...
December 23, 2024 at 6:11 PM
🎄💀⛓️A Holiday Treat!⛓️💀🎄
SKULLTENDERS PRESENTS: A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, narrated by the Mayor! Enjoy this yuletide treat over your holiday break.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/31ka...
APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/s...
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/A32a61_t75Y?...
SKULLTENDERS PRESENTS: A Christmas Carol, by Charles Dickens, narrated by the Mayor! Enjoy this yuletide treat over your holiday break.
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/31ka...
APPLE PODCASTS: podcasts.apple.com/ca/podcast/s...
YOUTUBE: youtu.be/A32a61_t75Y?...
merry christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 2:32 PM
merry christmas!
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big influx of new people so I'm retweeting this again. shameless? certainly. and yet it performs a public service by getting more people to follow me and see my extremely good posts
November 10, 2024 at 6:19 PM
big influx of new people so I'm retweeting this again. shameless? certainly. and yet it performs a public service by getting more people to follow me and see my extremely good posts