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most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns
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All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
November 11, 2025 at 3:51 AM
All of this suddenly makes so much more sense to me
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 AM
going on twitter now is like the dark world part of link to the past, where the shape of things is roughly the same only now instead of the friendly villagers there's some demihuman freak snarling at you going "welcome to the village of assholes!! we hate you!!" also the trees shoot bombs now
Vivi Ornitier has been banned in Standard, bring the card more in line with its FFIX flavor by randomly locking you out of your ability to play it
Today's update to the Banned & Restricted list impacts Standard, Pioneer, Legacy, Pauper, Historic, and Brawl.
Read on DailyMTG now: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Read on DailyMTG now: magic.wizards.com/en/news/anno...
Banned and Restricted Announcement – November 10, 2025
See statements regarding Standard, Pioneer, Legacy, Pauper, Historic, and Brawl. Changes will be effective November 10, 2025.
magic.wizards.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Vivi Ornitier has been banned in Standard, bring the card more in line with its FFIX flavor by randomly locking you out of your ability to play it
went to go see Frankenstein at the theater. I think this is his honest to god "best movie"
November 9, 2025 at 9:41 PM
went to go see Frankenstein at the theater. I think this is his honest to god "best movie"
finally reading interview with the vampire after reading the vampire lestat three times and so far the opening is kind of light on lestat
November 8, 2025 at 2:56 PM
finally reading interview with the vampire after reading the vampire lestat three times and so far the opening is kind of light on lestat
it's wild that YouTube tells you when you're skipping over a commonly skipped section. that is a level of cattiness I would not expect from a video delivery platform lol
November 6, 2025 at 1:50 AM
it's wild that YouTube tells you when you're skipping over a commonly skipped section. that is a level of cattiness I would not expect from a video delivery platform lol
cis-only unicorn-hunting couple with the AI-generated ghibli gym pics maybe most cursed dating profile I've ever encountered
November 5, 2025 at 10:19 PM
cis-only unicorn-hunting couple with the AI-generated ghibli gym pics maybe most cursed dating profile I've ever encountered
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just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
August 12, 2023 at 6:04 PM
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
genuinely this feels like it has the potential to be the first step in something big because unlike a Hope President, which allows people to think "OK I'm done," a distant Hope Mayor is something you see and then want for your own city
November 5, 2025 at 1:02 PM
genuinely this feels like it has the potential to be the first step in something big because unlike a Hope President, which allows people to think "OK I'm done," a distant Hope Mayor is something you see and then want for your own city
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Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.
Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.
November 4, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Dick Cheney, architect of the invasion of Iraq, was found dead near the toilet today. He shitted so much that he lifted up into the air and sustained 800 broken bones when tumbling off of the top of his geyser of shit. Officials have elected to concrete off the area rather than deal with the corpse.
probably not huge in the grand scheme of everything happening, but it's so funny and sad and stupid how much of politics is reported as gambling odds now
November 3, 2025 at 10:11 PM
probably not huge in the grand scheme of everything happening, but it's so funny and sad and stupid how much of politics is reported as gambling odds now
Lestat... probably the main guy I'm like. all things considered
November 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Lestat... probably the main guy I'm like. all things considered
finally watched Wolf of Wall Street earlier this year and me oh my oh me my my did that suck shit
November 2, 2025 at 1:37 AM
finally watched Wolf of Wall Street earlier this year and me oh my oh me my my did that suck shit
who up sterling they rod
November 1, 2025 at 12:17 AM
who up sterling they rod
I actually like for it to be cold and dark when I wake up. or rather I am a lot more effective because it sets me into a mindset of "jesus, well I might as well do this or that thing I need to do"
October 30, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I actually like for it to be cold and dark when I wake up. or rather I am a lot more effective because it sets me into a mindset of "jesus, well I might as well do this or that thing I need to do"
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trying to predict what 2026 will look like
October 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
trying to predict what 2026 will look like
something I am reaching for is
when I see 70 to 80 people yelling at somebody I would like my general thought to be "I probably don't need to add my voice to this. these folks probably have this covered."
when I see 70 to 80 people yelling at somebody I would like my general thought to be "I probably don't need to add my voice to this. these folks probably have this covered."
October 30, 2025 at 10:44 PM
something I am reaching for is
when I see 70 to 80 people yelling at somebody I would like my general thought to be "I probably don't need to add my voice to this. these folks probably have this covered."
when I see 70 to 80 people yelling at somebody I would like my general thought to be "I probably don't need to add my voice to this. these folks probably have this covered."
I started getting my haircut every two months because I realized that getting it cut every three months meant that during the third month it looked kind of scraggly and shitty and made me uncomfortable. and I realized I could just... not live 1/3 of my life that way
October 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
I started getting my haircut every two months because I realized that getting it cut every three months meant that during the third month it looked kind of scraggly and shitty and made me uncomfortable. and I realized I could just... not live 1/3 of my life that way
people used to know what to do with these kinds of leaders and it would not surprise me one bit for them to learn it again with shocking speed
Rep. Clay Higgins of Louisiana blames SNAP recipients for not stockpiling a month's worth of food.
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
He ends his tweet with "stop smoking crack."
October 30, 2025 at 8:58 PM
people used to know what to do with these kinds of leaders and it would not surprise me one bit for them to learn it again with shocking speed
I was just flirting with a woman on tinder and while looking for a gif (shut up) I pressed this to see what it was and it sent immediately. screenshotted for all the text
October 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I was just flirting with a woman on tinder and while looking for a gif (shut up) I pressed this to see what it was and it sent immediately. screenshotted for all the text
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things are goin pretty good for ol cohen lately
October 28, 2025 at 2:41 AM
things are goin pretty good for ol cohen lately