Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/17
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
Comedian, SF 1/17 at Sketchfest, Bestselling Author of 2 Books📚Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸
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if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
20s: i'm too young to have kids
30s: still too young
40s: still too young
50s: still too young
60s: i can't have kids this worked out well
30s: still too young
40s: still too young
50s: still too young
60s: i can't have kids this worked out well
December 27, 2025 at 1:01 AM
20s: i'm too young to have kids
30s: still too young
40s: still too young
50s: still too young
60s: i can't have kids this worked out well
30s: still too young
40s: still too young
50s: still too young
60s: i can't have kids this worked out well
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Merry Christmas to people with strained families, shitty families, or no family at all. I promise you there are so many of us who are struggling to get through these days, as best we can, and that's enough. You are not alone.❤️
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Merry Christmas to people with strained families, shitty families, or no family at all. I promise you there are so many of us who are struggling to get through these days, as best we can, and that's enough. You are not alone.❤️
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this isn't by favorite time of year BUT i will say the one thing i love about the holidays is people are a little bit softer with each other, a little more aware, a little more nurturing. strangers might hold the door more often or they smile at you an extra second. i love that.
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this isn't by favorite time of year BUT i will say the one thing i love about the holidays is people are a little bit softer with each other, a little more aware, a little more nurturing. strangers might hold the door more often or they smile at you an extra second. i love that.
this isn't by favorite time of year BUT i will say the one thing i love about the holidays is people are a little bit softer with each other, a little more aware, a little more nurturing. strangers might hold the door more often or they smile at you an extra second. i love that.
December 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
this isn't by favorite time of year BUT i will say the one thing i love about the holidays is people are a little bit softer with each other, a little more aware, a little more nurturing. strangers might hold the door more often or they smile at you an extra second. i love that.
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THE PIGEON LADY FROM HOME ALONE 2 DESERVES JUSTICE. I just rewatched this movie and what they did to her is INSANE conservative, late capitalism nightmares I WROTE A RANT ABOUT IT FULL OF JOKES GO READ IT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT WHOEVER WROTE THIS PLOT!!! *fumes*🎄☃️ lanemoore.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
THE PIGEON LADY FROM HOME ALONE 2 DESERVES JUSTICE. I just rewatched this movie and what they did to her is INSANE conservative, late capitalism nightmares I WROTE A RANT ABOUT IT FULL OF JOKES GO READ IT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT WHOEVER WROTE THIS PLOT!!! *fumes*🎄☃️ lanemoore.substack.com
Merry Christmas to people with strained families, shitty families, or no family at all. I promise you there are so many of us who are struggling to get through these days, as best we can, and that's enough. You are not alone.❤️
December 25, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Merry Christmas to people with strained families, shitty families, or no family at all. I promise you there are so many of us who are struggling to get through these days, as best we can, and that's enough. You are not alone.❤️
my roommate: hey do you wanna cook tonight?
me: sure. what do you wanna make?
roommate: i dont know. we dont have any ingredients.
me: sure. what do you wanna make?
roommate: i dont know. we dont have any ingredients.
December 25, 2025 at 2:17 AM
my roommate: hey do you wanna cook tonight?
me: sure. what do you wanna make?
roommate: i dont know. we dont have any ingredients.
me: sure. what do you wanna make?
roommate: i dont know. we dont have any ingredients.
santa is a trustfund kid for sure
December 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
santa is a trustfund kid for sure
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Talking about toxic platitudes that come out around the holidays, and how frustrating they can be to people with toxic families/friends who already struggle with boundaries. If you struggle with any of that, highly recommend this episode to help you through it all. Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🎄❤️
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Talking about toxic platitudes that come out around the holidays, and how frustrating they can be to people with toxic families/friends who already struggle with boundaries. If you struggle with any of that, highly recommend this episode to help you through it all. Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🎄❤️
I’ve decided to rebrand my holiday-based depression as “Christmas Tears” so when people say “omg are you ok?” I’ll laugh and say “of course darling! They’re just Christmas tears!”
December 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I’ve decided to rebrand my holiday-based depression as “Christmas Tears” so when people say “omg are you ok?” I’ll laugh and say “of course darling! They’re just Christmas tears!”
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Real talk: I would really appreciate it if you'd all consider subscribing to my newsletter (free or paid) (www.readtpa.com) or becoming a paid subscriber to my Patreon (patreon.com/parkermolloy). It's been a difficult year work-wise. If you enjoy my writing, please support it. Thanks!
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Real talk: I would really appreciate it if you'd all consider subscribing to my newsletter (free or paid) (www.readtpa.com) or becoming a paid subscriber to my Patreon (patreon.com/parkermolloy). It's been a difficult year work-wise. If you enjoy my writing, please support it. Thanks!
THE PIGEON LADY FROM HOME ALONE 2 DESERVES JUSTICE. I just rewatched this movie and what they did to her is INSANE conservative, late capitalism nightmares I WROTE A RANT ABOUT IT FULL OF JOKES GO READ IT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT WHOEVER WROTE THIS PLOT!!! *fumes*🎄☃️ lanemoore.substack.com
December 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
THE PIGEON LADY FROM HOME ALONE 2 DESERVES JUSTICE. I just rewatched this movie and what they did to her is INSANE conservative, late capitalism nightmares I WROTE A RANT ABOUT IT FULL OF JOKES GO READ IT MERRY CHRISTMAS TO EVERYONE EXCEPT WHOEVER WROTE THIS PLOT!!! *fumes*🎄☃️ lanemoore.substack.com
Talking about toxic platitudes that come out around the holidays, and how frustrating they can be to people with toxic families/friends who already struggle with boundaries. If you struggle with any of that, highly recommend this episode to help you through it all. Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🎄❤️
December 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Talking about toxic platitudes that come out around the holidays, and how frustrating they can be to people with toxic families/friends who already struggle with boundaries. If you struggle with any of that, highly recommend this episode to help you through it all. Listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 🎄❤️
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Taking all my frustration with the bastardization of yoga and the rise of grifter culture and putting it into the podcast, so if you feel exhausted and affected by this too, it’s a must listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Taking all my frustration with the bastardization of yoga and the rise of grifter culture and putting it into the podcast, so if you feel exhausted and affected by this too, it’s a must listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
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here’s a photo of Lights being extremely happy to bless your timeline, if you, like me, are already feeling super intense emotions and it’s not even the actual holiday week yet😭😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
here’s a photo of Lights being extremely happy to bless your timeline, if you, like me, are already feeling super intense emotions and it’s not even the actual holiday week yet😭😭😭
i’m sitting next to a woman who is trying to explain to her boyfriend who Shaggy is. it is taking forever and she is trying so hard and it is truly entertaining
December 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
i’m sitting next to a woman who is trying to explain to her boyfriend who Shaggy is. it is taking forever and she is trying so hard and it is truly entertaining
here’s a photo of Lights being extremely happy to bless your timeline, if you, like me, are already feeling super intense emotions and it’s not even the actual holiday week yet😭😭😭
December 21, 2025 at 12:53 AM
here’s a photo of Lights being extremely happy to bless your timeline, if you, like me, are already feeling super intense emotions and it’s not even the actual holiday week yet😭😭😭
Taking all my frustration with the bastardization of yoga and the rise of grifter culture and putting it into the podcast, so if you feel exhausted and affected by this too, it’s a must listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Taking all my frustration with the bastardization of yoga and the rise of grifter culture and putting it into the podcast, so if you feel exhausted and affected by this too, it’s a must listen at Patreon.com/LaneMoore
Please keep this perfect bunny in your thoughts. She's THANK GOD super healthy but had to have a procedure today to remove a mass and its stressful and she's an angel. Wish her the fastest recovery. I believe in magic, I'll take the assist.❤️
December 18, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Please keep this perfect bunny in your thoughts. She's THANK GOD super healthy but had to have a procedure today to remove a mass and its stressful and she's an angel. Wish her the fastest recovery. I believe in magic, I'll take the assist.❤️
I don't fuck with older men who don't fuck with older women. And this policy is correct. ESPECIALLY when to a lot of older men, a woman their own age is too old. Dude, stay single, seek treatment, bye.✌️
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don't fuck with older men who don't fuck with older women. And this policy is correct. ESPECIALLY when to a lot of older men, a woman their own age is too old. Dude, stay single, seek treatment, bye.✌️
Jfc. This is too soon guys, you did not need to make your staff drop everything before the holidays to put together "Rob Reiner: A Hollywood Tragedy" mere days after what happened. No one needs this!!! This is not it!!!💔
December 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Jfc. This is too soon guys, you did not need to make your staff drop everything before the holidays to put together "Rob Reiner: A Hollywood Tragedy" mere days after what happened. No one needs this!!! This is not it!!!💔
I'm on a plane and the guy next to me just told me, "I have an announcement to make: I am exhausted." he meant he'd be sleeping on the plane, but regardless I plan on making this announcement to everyone I meet for the rest of the year.
December 16, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I'm on a plane and the guy next to me just told me, "I have an announcement to make: I am exhausted." he meant he'd be sleeping on the plane, but regardless I plan on making this announcement to everyone I meet for the rest of the year.
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This is true. I saw this team up the last time it happened ( @sfsketchfest.bsky.social 2023) and it was great.
ATTENTION: Janeane Garofalo and I are back together doing Tinder Live @sfsketchfest.bsky.social 1/17☃️☃️☃️If you've never seen Janeane Garofalo roast bizarre dating profiles with me before it is life-changingly funny!!! Go get tickets before it sells out, pals!!!👯♀️ www.ticketmaster.com/sf-sketchfes...
December 16, 2025 at 8:57 PM
This is true. I saw this team up the last time it happened ( @sfsketchfest.bsky.social 2023) and it was great.
eye doctor: which one looks better? a...or b?
me: *passes out from stress*
me: *passes out from stress*
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
eye doctor: which one looks better? a...or b?
me: *passes out from stress*
me: *passes out from stress*
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ATTENTION: Janeane Garofalo and I are back together doing Tinder Live @sfsketchfest.bsky.social 1/17☃️☃️☃️If you've never seen Janeane Garofalo roast bizarre dating profiles with me before it is life-changingly funny!!! Go get tickets before it sells out, pals!!!👯♀️ www.ticketmaster.com/sf-sketchfes...
December 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
ATTENTION: Janeane Garofalo and I are back together doing Tinder Live @sfsketchfest.bsky.social 1/17☃️☃️☃️If you've never seen Janeane Garofalo roast bizarre dating profiles with me before it is life-changingly funny!!! Go get tickets before it sells out, pals!!!👯♀️ www.ticketmaster.com/sf-sketchfes...