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Lane Moore
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
Comedian, NYC 2/27, Chicago 4/26🎟️Bestselling Author of 2 Books📚Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸

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if you or someone you know is spending the holidays alone, or just feels alone this time of year, I wrote a book called How To Be Alone that talks about spending holidays alone, grieving "not being like everyone else," and how to survive this time of year🖤May it find you just in time.🦋
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This winter is like a pop song you hear on the radio for about a month and you're like "oh yeah this song is fun. I really like it." And then it's the only song the radio ever plays for months and you need a new song to come on soon or you're going to snap.
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
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If you hate Valentines Day, or just don't wanna leave your house but still wanna do something funny and grand this weekend? Come to my Tinder Live livestream 2/15, 8pm ET!❤️‍🔥We'll swipe and match live through dating app hell, aka endless dopamine.🤝🍫 Tickets are here!!! www.patreon.com/lanemoore/ev...
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
This winter is like a pop song you hear on the radio for about a month and you're like "oh yeah this song is fun. I really like it." And then it's the only song the radio ever plays for months and you need a new song to come on soon or you're going to snap.
February 10, 2026 at 6:55 PM
If you hate Valentines Day, or just don't wanna leave your house but still wanna do something funny and grand this weekend? Come to my Tinder Live livestream 2/15, 8pm ET!❤️‍🔥We'll swipe and match live through dating app hell, aka endless dopamine.🤝🍫 Tickets are here!!! www.patreon.com/lanemoore/ev...
February 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
The ONLY good thing about the pandemic is that it made time fly, so if you met someone around then you can be like "We've known each other...wow six years now!" even if you've only been in the room twice and I think that's beautiful.
February 10, 2026 at 1:36 AM
permission to make having too many feelings cool✨because I'm going to have way too many feelings either way, so why not see this as a strength.🤝

I'm putting in a lil extra surprise in all orders placed through 2/15, so get them for you or your platonic/sexy friends😉💝 www.lanemoore.org/merch/
February 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
I just clocked a Cool Goth Girl who smiled at me, so i said i loved her leg warmers and she said she loved my hat. We have so much lot in common and we exchanged info and my point is that female friendship is sacred and holy and the antidote to everything evil in this world!!!!!
February 8, 2026 at 8:01 PM
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To the Gen Z baristas in my coffee shop blasting Paramore, y2k Weezer, and My Chemical Romance semi-ironically: babes my culture can TOTALLY be your costume any time.👯‍♀️
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
waitress: my favorite thing on our menu is actually the salad. it's super filling!!!
me: ma'am please do not lie to me
February 8, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Sometimes when you're high, the TV characters you're watching are also high, and for one shining moment life is good.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 AM
To the Gen Z baristas in my coffee shop blasting Paramore, y2k Weezer, and My Chemical Romance semi-ironically: babes my culture can TOTALLY be your costume any time.👯‍♀️
February 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
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Just checked my mailbox and found the following items in it:

-a hot pink bikini
-1099 tax forms from comedy/music shows
-a letter saying my water may or may not have lead in it

If that's not Hot Girl Mailbox, idk what is.
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
imagine only needing that one napkin they give you when you order tacos
February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Just checked my mailbox and found the following items in it:

-a hot pink bikini
-1099 tax forms from comedy/music shows
-a letter saying my water may or may not have lead in it

If that's not Hot Girl Mailbox, idk what is.
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Increasingly realizing that all the things I love are so socialist. I'm obsessed with my USPS mail lady, some of my favorite people on earth are my librarians, my favorite thing to do on social media is give stuff away on my Buy Nothing Group. These are all pure wonderful things in this evil world.
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m starting a brand new comedy show, “Murder Or Fudge” where I improvise 1980s Horror Movies, and YOU choose who lives or dies!! Come join us at Twisted Spine in BK on Feb 27 for all the murder and laughs you can stand!!🦇Tell your spooky friends! www.eventbrite.com/e/lane-moore...
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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Talking about Law And Order SVU and most TV shows right now talking about “these kids today” and how cringe-worthy it is at best, and how actually damaging it is at worst, go listen to this week’s episode at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 👶📺
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Talking about Law And Order SVU and most TV shows right now talking about “these kids today” and how cringe-worthy it is at best, and how actually damaging it is at worst, go listen to this week’s episode at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 👶📺
February 5, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Increasingly realizing that all the things I love are so socialist. I'm obsessed with my USPS mail lady, some of my favorite people on earth are my librarians, my favorite thing to do on social media is give stuff away on my Buy Nothing Group. These are all pure wonderful things in this evil world.
February 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
BIG ANNOUNCEMENT: I’m starting a brand new comedy show, “Murder Or Fudge” where I improvise 1980s Horror Movies, and YOU choose who lives or dies!! Come join us at Twisted Spine in BK on Feb 27 for all the murder and laughs you can stand!!🦇Tell your spooky friends! www.eventbrite.com/e/lane-moore...
February 2, 2026 at 7:57 PM
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I wrote a tribute to Catherine O'Hara, the limited roles we offer to women, how she defied it all, and the great loss of wonderfully weird women in film. Read it at LaneMoore.Substack.com 🤍🤍🤍
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I wrote a tribute to Catherine O'Hara, the limited roles we offer to women, how she defied it all, and the great loss of wonderfully weird women in film. Read it at LaneMoore.Substack.com 🤍🤍🤍
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
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Don't ever let anybody tell you you're stupid for mourning the death of an artist you didn't personally know. Sometimes artists really, really mean something to you. And it's deep and personal, and you DO feel like they're a part of you, and that's OK. That's what great art, the best art, does.❤️
January 30, 2026 at 7:13 PM
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RIP CATHERINE O'HARA.😭I'm so insanely sad about this. She was only 71!!! I hoped the news was fake, but then I saw her manager confirmed it and sighed. Hands-down, one of the best comedians, writers, sketch performers, you name it. I was lucky enough to see her a few years ago at Sketchfest...🪡🧵
January 30, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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Shot and chaser from new Epstein batch
January 30, 2026 at 5:59 PM