Lane Moore🕷️SF 1/17
@hellolanemoore.bsky.social
Comedian, Bestselling Author, Creator, Tinder Live🤳🏻Musician, new album FINAL GIRL out now🩸🔪Subscribe here to support my work: LaneMoore.Substack.com🔮 Podcast: Patreon.com/LaneMoore🎧 linktr.ee/hellolanemoore
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ANNOUNCEMENT: I'm taking my comedy show Tinder Live on the🦋road🦋in a time when men like this literally rule the world, we need comedy that roasts them more than ever! So tell your friends, get tickets, share this everywhere, and prepare to laugh more than you thought possible, because it's HEALING🏋️🤘
Talking about Zohran’s historic win, why billionaires are bad, what democratic socialism really means right now, and a lot more on the latest podcast episode, listen now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 💘
November 11, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Talking about Zohran’s historic win, why billionaires are bad, what democratic socialism really means right now, and a lot more on the latest podcast episode, listen now at Patreon.com/LaneMoore 💘
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In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest horror movie villains are the ones who are real, and the real people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
In Trump’s America, Everyone is a Final Girl: on surviving nonstop attacks from a horror movie president. I wrote about how we’re living in a horror movie we can’t turn off, the scariest horror movie villains are the ones who are real, and the real people who won't survive. LaneMoore.Substack.com
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It should be illegal to have mercury in retrograde right now. Haven't we been through enough?
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It should be illegal to have mercury in retrograde right now. Haven't we been through enough?
look all i want is someone who'll interrupt my wedding to tell me they love me more than my fiance
November 10, 2025 at 8:58 PM
look all i want is someone who'll interrupt my wedding to tell me they love me more than my fiance
It should be illegal to have mercury in retrograde right now. Haven't we been through enough?
November 10, 2025 at 2:42 PM
It should be illegal to have mercury in retrograde right now. Haven't we been through enough?
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Jersey City pals! I'm bringing "Tinder Live" to Harvest Comedy Festival on Nov. 15 with Esther Chen + Myq Kaplan swiping live through Jersey City Tinder, which i assume is...interesting stuff!
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Jersey City pals! I'm bringing "Tinder Live" to Harvest Comedy Festival on Nov. 15 with Esther Chen + Myq Kaplan swiping live through Jersey City Tinder, which i assume is...interesting stuff!
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
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It took a lot to write this, but it also takes a lot to think about the violence we're witnessing every single day (cutting SNAP benefits, and basic human rights, like it's a joke) because this isn't a movie, it's very real. And not everyone will survive. Read it here LaneMoore.Substack.com
October 31, 2025 at 4:22 PM
It took a lot to write this, but it also takes a lot to think about the violence we're witnessing every single day (cutting SNAP benefits, and basic human rights, like it's a joke) because this isn't a movie, it's very real. And not everyone will survive. Read it here LaneMoore.Substack.com
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And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
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what i say: "oh haha yeah you told me that story!"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
what i say: "oh haha yeah you told me that story!"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
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Zohran winning is THRILLING. Bring back being able to afford NYC as a working class person. Bring back being able to be an artist without a trustfund. We lost our city to billionaires + thats not NYC. NYC is poor people, queer people, immigrants, its underdogs + weirdos + that's what makes it great.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Zohran winning is THRILLING. Bring back being able to afford NYC as a working class person. Bring back being able to be an artist without a trustfund. We lost our city to billionaires + thats not NYC. NYC is poor people, queer people, immigrants, its underdogs + weirdos + that's what makes it great.
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I love watching delusional people on Facebook marketplace quietly reducing their price by half because no, your busted old piece of furniture was not worth $300. And I'm glad you finally see that.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love watching delusional people on Facebook marketplace quietly reducing their price by half because no, your busted old piece of furniture was not worth $300. And I'm glad you finally see that.
what i say: "oh haha yeah you told me that story!"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
November 5, 2025 at 7:44 PM
what i say: "oh haha yeah you told me that story!"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
what i mean: "and i do not want to hear it again"
I love watching delusional people on Facebook marketplace quietly reducing their price by half because no, your busted old piece of furniture was not worth $300. And I'm glad you finally see that.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 PM
I love watching delusional people on Facebook marketplace quietly reducing their price by half because no, your busted old piece of furniture was not worth $300. And I'm glad you finally see that.
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I have to believe, and I do believe, Zohran winning mayor of NYC will start a sea-change in this country at large, to take it back from billionaire warlord psychopaths, and give it back to the working people. Finally. Because working class people deserve more. We always have.
November 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
I have to believe, and I do believe, Zohran winning mayor of NYC will start a sea-change in this country at large, to take it back from billionaire warlord psychopaths, and give it back to the working people. Finally. Because working class people deserve more. We always have.
Zohran winning is THRILLING. Bring back being able to afford NYC as a working class person. Bring back being able to be an artist without a trustfund. We lost our city to billionaires + thats not NYC. NYC is poor people, queer people, immigrants, its underdogs + weirdos + that's what makes it great.
November 5, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Zohran winning is THRILLING. Bring back being able to afford NYC as a working class person. Bring back being able to be an artist without a trustfund. We lost our city to billionaires + thats not NYC. NYC is poor people, queer people, immigrants, its underdogs + weirdos + that's what makes it great.
And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
November 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
And now today's edition of "Someone's Hateful Son Who Simply Has The Audacity and Nothing Else"🤡🤡🤡
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maybe she's born with it, maybe she's exhausted by the mounting list of things she's asked to change about herself in order to be attractive
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
maybe she's born with it, maybe she's exhausted by the mounting list of things she's asked to change about herself in order to be attractive
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Living in a dystopia has far less fashion than I hoped it would.
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Living in a dystopia has far less fashion than I hoped it would.
maybe she's born with it, maybe she's exhausted by the mounting list of things she's asked to change about herself in order to be attractive
November 3, 2025 at 11:36 PM
maybe she's born with it, maybe she's exhausted by the mounting list of things she's asked to change about herself in order to be attractive
Living in a dystopia has far less fashion than I hoped it would.
November 3, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Living in a dystopia has far less fashion than I hoped it would.
Jersey City pals! I'm bringing "Tinder Live" to Harvest Comedy Festival on Nov. 15 with Esther Chen + Myq Kaplan swiping live through Jersey City Tinder, which i assume is...interesting stuff!
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
November 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Jersey City pals! I'm bringing "Tinder Live" to Harvest Comedy Festival on Nov. 15 with Esther Chen + Myq Kaplan swiping live through Jersey City Tinder, which i assume is...interesting stuff!
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
If you're in Jersey or New York, you don't wanna miss this!!! www.eventbrite.com/e/tinder-liv...
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Omg i FINALLY saw what a Cybertruck owner looks like and as I always predicted, they are:
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Omg i FINALLY saw what a Cybertruck owner looks like and as I always predicted, they are:
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
Omg i FINALLY saw what a Cybertruck owner looks like and as I always predicted, they are:
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
November 2, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Omg i FINALLY saw what a Cybertruck owner looks like and as I always predicted, they are:
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
-White men
-Wearing fleece
-Ugly as an old muffin
costume idea: don't dress up at all and then:
"who are you supposed to be?"
"punk"
"how are you punk?"
"i'm not dead"
"who are you supposed to be?"
"punk"
"how are you punk?"
"i'm not dead"
November 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
costume idea: don't dress up at all and then:
"who are you supposed to be?"
"punk"
"how are you punk?"
"i'm not dead"
"who are you supposed to be?"
"punk"
"how are you punk?"
"i'm not dead"
Happy Halloween to everyone with mental / physical health issues keeping them from doing what they wanna do today, so they're just being as spooky as they can in their own weird little ways!!! You're doing good and I'm so proud of us!!!💀👻🎃🦇🧙☠️
October 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Happy Halloween to everyone with mental / physical health issues keeping them from doing what they wanna do today, so they're just being as spooky as they can in their own weird little ways!!! You're doing good and I'm so proud of us!!!💀👻🎃🦇🧙☠️