Keith Decent
@keithdecent.bsky.social
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Merry Scurbmas!
12 years ago today, I was working as a karaoke Dj in Williamsburg and was handed my favorite song request slip ever.
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Merry Scurbmas!
Merry Scurbmas!
12 years ago today, I was working as a karaoke Dj in Williamsburg and was handed my favorite song request slip ever.
December 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Merry Scurbmas!
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Make a Bond movie casual
I dun-No
I dun-No
make a bond movie casual
Yard-raker
Yard-raker
make a Bond movie casual
regular-pussy
regular-pussy
December 26, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
I dun-No
I dun-No
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Make a Bond movie casual
From Russian Dressing With Love
From Russian Dressing With Love
make a bond movie casual
Yard-raker
Yard-raker
make a Bond movie casual
regular-pussy
regular-pussy
December 26, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Make a Bond movie casual
From Russian Dressing With Love
From Russian Dressing With Love
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Gonna have to retire my pinned post at the end of the month, it definitely got a LOT of use
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 AM
Gonna have to retire my pinned post at the end of the month, it definitely got a LOT of use
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*me, DJing the worst holiday party you can imagine*
Now clap your hands!
*clap clap clap*
Now stomp your feet!
*stomp stomp stomp*
Now turn around!
*turn turn turn*
Now—
Now clap your hands!
*clap clap clap*
Now stomp your feet!
*stomp stomp stomp*
Now turn around!
*turn turn turn*
Now—
December 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
*me, DJing the worst holiday party you can imagine*
Now clap your hands!
*clap clap clap*
Now stomp your feet!
*stomp stomp stomp*
Now turn around!
*turn turn turn*
Now—
Now clap your hands!
*clap clap clap*
Now stomp your feet!
*stomp stomp stomp*
Now turn around!
*turn turn turn*
Now—
make a bond movie casual
Yard-raker
Yard-raker
make a Bond movie casual
regular-pussy
regular-pussy
Make a Bond movie casual
Quantum of Snickerdoodles
Quantum of Snickerdoodles
December 26, 2025 at 4:08 AM
make a bond movie casual
Yard-raker
Yard-raker
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if you can swing it, the Mirka knockoffs on Amazon go on deep deep sales pretty regularly and seem nearly unkillable. Mine is a, quote, MAXXT and it is alarmingly legit
December 26, 2025 at 1:17 AM
if you can swing it, the Mirka knockoffs on Amazon go on deep deep sales pretty regularly and seem nearly unkillable. Mine is a, quote, MAXXT and it is alarmingly legit
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🎄 moon and sun; wisdom and will. holiday cheer on your Ut yara Ux 🍄
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 PM
🎄 moon and sun; wisdom and will. holiday cheer on your Ut yara Ux 🍄
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
if you want to give your favorite game a gift this season, think about leaving us a Steam review! We're 23 away from 10,000
LIVE AND DRINK
My dewalt sander of 7 years died on Christmas Eve, mid project (what’s a holiday amirite) but the true Christmas miracle is that the Bosch that everyone loves is only like 50 bucks right now
December 26, 2025 at 1:14 AM
My dewalt sander of 7 years died on Christmas Eve, mid project (what’s a holiday amirite) but the true Christmas miracle is that the Bosch that everyone loves is only like 50 bucks right now
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“And tiny Tim, who did NOT die,”
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“And tiny Tim, who did NOT die,”
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
“And tiny Tim, who did NOT die,”
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
December 25, 2025 at 8:49 PM
“And tiny Tim, who did NOT die,”
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
- me, lying to the family I babysit for
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bald guy: i’ll do anything to have hair again
doctor, writing a prescription to “kill the grinch”: good
doctor, writing a prescription to “kill the grinch”: good
December 25, 2025 at 8:34 PM
bald guy: i’ll do anything to have hair again
doctor, writing a prescription to “kill the grinch”: good
doctor, writing a prescription to “kill the grinch”: good
I thought this was a bag of potatoes
December 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I thought this was a bag of potatoes
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What if Alice in Wonderland was really dark and twisted? Well now you can explore that world in at least one piece of media released every single year since the 70s!
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What if Alice in Wonderland was really dark and twisted? Well now you can explore that world in at least one piece of media released every single year since the 70s!
What if Alice in Wonderland was really dark and twisted? Well now you can explore that world in at least one piece of media released every single year since the 70s!
December 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What if Alice in Wonderland was really dark and twisted? Well now you can explore that world in at least one piece of media released every single year since the 70s!
I’m honestly surprised this didn’t already happen during the Great Brazilian Surge of 2023
UPDATE: We may see the first time English is displaced as the most popular language among Bluesky posters as soon as Americans head to sleep tonight.
Japanese users were close to achieving that feat at 7 am Eastern Time, and their activity is increasing at an exponential pace. This is remarkable.
Japanese users were close to achieving that feat at 7 am Eastern Time, and their activity is increasing at an exponential pace. This is remarkable.
December 25, 2025 at 4:29 AM
I’m honestly surprised this didn’t already happen during the Great Brazilian Surge of 2023
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more like Mark Poopin
November 21, 2024 at 6:22 AM
more like Mark Poopin
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December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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You guys DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ‼️‼️
This thing is starting to look sick. Can’t wait to start connecting sides
December 24, 2025 at 4:04 AM
You guys DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND ‼️‼️
December 24, 2025 at 3:16 AM
This thing is starting to look sick. Can’t wait to start connecting sides
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
This thing is starting to look sick. Can’t wait to start connecting sides
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I refuse to believe the “grab em by the pussy” guy is capable of *checks files*
grabbing em by the pussy
grabbing em by the pussy
December 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I refuse to believe the “grab em by the pussy” guy is capable of *checks files*
grabbing em by the pussy
grabbing em by the pussy
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
Who wants to bet that one of the orders that came in yesterday is gonna e-mail me today that they really need the handmade-to-order item by Christmas?
December 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Who wants to bet that one of the orders that came in yesterday is gonna e-mail me today that they really need the handmade-to-order item by Christmas?