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Sheehan: 78 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sheehan: 78 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Sheehan: 78 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Sheehan: 78 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Durbin: 80 years old
Kane: 67 years old
Hassan: 67 years old
King: 81 years old
Rosen: 68 years old
Masto: 61 years old
Fetterman: 56 years old
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Remember when the Democratic Party party turned on David Hogg for suggesting we should primary the types of senators who would do shit like fold in half at the worst possible time, resulting in millions of Americans getting fucked over a barrel?
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The team? Trash. The weather? Shit. The rent? Abysmal. The people? Assholes. The pay? Garbage. The politics? Vile.
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The team? Trash. The weather? Shit. The rent? Abysmal. The people? Assholes. The pay? Garbage. The politics? Vile.
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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No dumb women and no gooners? Is this going to be an entire artistic movement comprised of…
I’m going to be honest. The joke was to name a genre of art comprised entirely of precious, sexless bores, but gooners and dumb women dominate literally every medium and movement
I’m going to be honest. The joke was to name a genre of art comprised entirely of precious, sexless bores, but gooners and dumb women dominate literally every medium and movement
meanwhile, the fiume avant-garde lady of the NYC New Right thinks Mamdani is going to cause an artistic revolution for reactionaries
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
No dumb women and no gooners? Is this going to be an entire artistic movement comprised of…
I’m going to be honest. The joke was to name a genre of art comprised entirely of precious, sexless bores, but gooners and dumb women dominate literally every medium and movement
I’m going to be honest. The joke was to name a genre of art comprised entirely of precious, sexless bores, but gooners and dumb women dominate literally every medium and movement
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Lol ok nate. Wanna bet?
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Lol ok nate. Wanna bet?
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So it’s sorta of a… poster’s strike?
I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So it’s sorta of a… poster’s strike?
So it’s sorta of a… poster’s strike?
I sent this to every Democratic Party leader and staffer that I have in my phone this morning:
November 10, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So it’s sorta of a… poster’s strike?
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fun fact: despite popular belief, CatDog is neither descended from cats nor dogs, and in fact shares most of its DNA with Taenia saginata, commonly known as the beef tapeworm
November 10, 2025 at 7:40 PM
fun fact: despite popular belief, CatDog is neither descended from cats nor dogs, and in fact shares most of its DNA with Taenia saginata, commonly known as the beef tapeworm
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Lol ok nate. Wanna bet?
the hipsters, they’re ordering double frufru mocha soy frappuccino. doesn’t anybody order a black coffee anymore
November 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Lol ok nate. Wanna bet?
The team? Trash. The weather? Shit. The rent? Abysmal. The people? Assholes. The pay? Garbage. The politics? Vile.
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The team? Trash. The weather? Shit. The rent? Abysmal. The people? Assholes. The pay? Garbage. The politics? Vile.
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
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Primary ALL of them.
November 10, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Primary ALL of them.
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So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
So every freelancer you know is going to lose their insurance or be bankrupted by premiums because Schumer is an invertebrate
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He’s so utterly befuddled because the act of simply understanding another person must seem like some impossible magic power to Elon
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He’s so utterly befuddled because the act of simply understanding another person must seem like some impossible magic power to Elon
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Broke: going back in time to kill baby hitler
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Broke: going back in time to kill baby hitler
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
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Staying informed in 2025:
January 30, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Staying informed in 2025:
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I think it’s bad that a Republican is the senate minority leader
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I think it’s bad that a Republican is the senate minority leader
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I dunno, If I had a trillion dollars I would simply buy happiness
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I dunno, If I had a trillion dollars I would simply buy happiness
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I love when someone who follows 80k people also follows me because it makes me feel like one of those candy bars near the checkout at grocery stores
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I love when someone who follows 80k people also follows me because it makes me feel like one of those candy bars near the checkout at grocery stores
Broke: going back in time to kill baby hitler
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
November 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Broke: going back in time to kill baby hitler
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
Woke: sending Chris Saatchi back in time to buy all of Hitler’s shitty art
He’s so utterly befuddled because the act of simply understanding another person must seem like some impossible magic power to Elon
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
He’s so utterly befuddled because the act of simply understanding another person must seem like some impossible magic power to Elon