Keith Decent
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Me, when I accidentally drop and shatter 8 of my little, wooden, laser-cut fucks
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Me, when I accidentally drop and shatter 8 of my little, wooden, laser-cut fucks
The team? Trash. The weather? Shit. The rent? Abysmal. The people? Assholes. The pay? Garbage. The politics? Vile.
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
November 10, 2025 at 7:09 PM
The team? Trash. The weather? Shit. The rent? Abysmal. The people? Assholes. The pay? Garbage. The politics? Vile.
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
3 years ago I came up with this, and a friend asked, “who’s this for?” Well, no one’s asking that now
Available in a bunch of fun variants at keithdecent.com/shop
#art 🧶 #bsnm
Thanks Meta AI for turning my cartoon into… an indecipherably worse cartoon
November 7, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Thanks Meta AI for turning my cartoon into… an indecipherably worse cartoon
“No thanks, I do my own research”
The research:
The research:
November 7, 2025 at 12:25 PM
“No thanks, I do my own research”
The research:
The research:
One of my longtime IG mutuals just put this up this lil meltdown
I was gonna leave his name out but I think I’d rather help him realize how many of his “heroes” in the community actually “lean left”
I was gonna leave his name out but I think I’d rather help him realize how many of his “heroes” in the community actually “lean left”
November 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
One of my longtime IG mutuals just put this up this lil meltdown
I was gonna leave his name out but I think I’d rather help him realize how many of his “heroes” in the community actually “lean left”
I was gonna leave his name out but I think I’d rather help him realize how many of his “heroes” in the community actually “lean left”
In hyper local hater news: will truitt, an 80 year old man trapped in a teenaged ventriloquist dummy, who I can’t stand in any way, lost the race for dutchess comptroller. His slogan was so incredibly stupid, it made me rabid
“Truitt will do it”
Fraid not, you hateful little under-filled condom
“Truitt will do it”
Fraid not, you hateful little under-filled condom
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 AM
In hyper local hater news: will truitt, an 80 year old man trapped in a teenaged ventriloquist dummy, who I can’t stand in any way, lost the race for dutchess comptroller. His slogan was so incredibly stupid, it made me rabid
“Truitt will do it”
Fraid not, you hateful little under-filled condom
“Truitt will do it”
Fraid not, you hateful little under-filled condom
Post. Those. Meltdowns.
November 5, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Post. Those. Meltdowns.
Show promoter/booker friend on fb
November 5, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Show promoter/booker friend on fb
Going by these numbers, I’d avoid yellow cabs for a while if I was sliwa
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Going by these numbers, I’d avoid yellow cabs for a while if I was sliwa
Mug exit polls. Zohran is blue.
EIGHTY ONE PERCENT
EIGHTY ONE PERCENT
November 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Mug exit polls. Zohran is blue.
EIGHTY ONE PERCENT
EIGHTY ONE PERCENT
Unfortunately today is not my day. This last plinth is fine, but only if you need to put a very tall statue on top of it, which I do not. I, as of yet, remain plinthless
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Unfortunately today is not my day. This last plinth is fine, but only if you need to put a very tall statue on top of it, which I do not. I, as of yet, remain plinthless
A for effort. very creative take on a traditional plinth. The zig zag shape and the material choice, rough wood, and the choice to char the fuck out of it are both very 2010s. Unfortunately we’re still stuck in a cultural loop of the late 90s to early 2000s so you’re both too late and too early
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A for effort. very creative take on a traditional plinth. The zig zag shape and the material choice, rough wood, and the choice to char the fuck out of it are both very 2010s. Unfortunately we’re still stuck in a cultural loop of the late 90s to early 2000s so you’re both too late and too early
Ok a coffee table is not a plinth. I don’t care how heavy it is. Also whoever put up this ad is just trying to kidnap women with mar a lago face
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Ok a coffee table is not a plinth. I don’t care how heavy it is. Also whoever put up this ad is just trying to kidnap women with mar a lago face
Classic but it’s an outdoor plinth. Great for a front yard if you’re Greek or Italian and paved over most of your grass. If it’s not solid but fiberglass or hollow plaster it’s a hard pass.
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Classic but it’s an outdoor plinth. Great for a front yard if you’re Greek or Italian and paved over most of your grass. If it’s not solid but fiberglass or hollow plaster it’s a hard pass.
This is an exquisite plinth. That appears to be real burl veneer, likely maple. The shadow lines, the playful curve. Everything about it is chefs kiss. But it’s not what I’m looking for.
It’s a steal at $400 though. It probably sold at restoration hardware for $1700
It’s a steal at $400 though. It probably sold at restoration hardware for $1700
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
This is an exquisite plinth. That appears to be real burl veneer, likely maple. The shadow lines, the playful curve. Everything about it is chefs kiss. But it’s not what I’m looking for.
It’s a steal at $400 though. It probably sold at restoration hardware for $1700
It’s a steal at $400 though. It probably sold at restoration hardware for $1700
First plinth of the day. Don’t let the filigree fool you. This is a builder grade plinth. No thank you.
November 1, 2025 at 6:22 PM
First plinth of the day. Don’t let the filigree fool you. This is a builder grade plinth. No thank you.
No cause what do you mean I’m discontinued 1974 McDonald’s menu item, onion nuggets??
November 1, 2025 at 2:14 AM
No cause what do you mean I’m discontinued 1974 McDonald’s menu item, onion nuggets??
RIP Abraham Lincoln, you would have loved Instagram bathroom selfies
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 PM
RIP Abraham Lincoln, you would have loved Instagram bathroom selfies
Sneak preeve halloweve
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October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Sneak preeve halloweve
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Seriously fuck anyone who would commit this garbage to print
October 31, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Seriously fuck anyone who would commit this garbage to print
