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Sarah
@sarahjen.bsky.social
· Oct 5
drink some water you dumb bitch
I can’t do my chores unless I have a little show to watch and unfortunately I have already watched all the shows
November 15, 2025 at 1:26 PM
I can’t do my chores unless I have a little show to watch and unfortunately I have already watched all the shows
if you’re offline for more than three hours you’ll never catch up on how many new things happened
November 14, 2025 at 8:41 PM
if you’re offline for more than three hours you’ll never catch up on how many new things happened
Having a mini breakdown because I have to leave my house after 7pm
November 12, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Having a mini breakdown because I have to leave my house after 7pm
You can eat a fistful of chocolate chips and a banana for breakfast if you want to, nothing fucking matters
November 12, 2025 at 4:22 PM
You can eat a fistful of chocolate chips and a banana for breakfast if you want to, nothing fucking matters
I love when I’m eating lunch and it’s already getting dark out
November 11, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I love when I’m eating lunch and it’s already getting dark out
I forgot I put stew in the slow cooker and when I came home just now I thought someone broke in to make dinner
November 10, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I forgot I put stew in the slow cooker and when I came home just now I thought someone broke in to make dinner
Enjoy your snowy sunday, brother
November 9, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Enjoy your snowy sunday, brother
We love to get in bed early and then head the carbon monoxide detector chirp don’t we gang
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 AM
We love to get in bed early and then head the carbon monoxide detector chirp don’t we gang
Guess who got banished to her bed for hitting send on an email I was still writing
November 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Guess who got banished to her bed for hitting send on an email I was still writing
Am I ever going to adjust to this time change or will I just keep getting up at 3:30 for six more months
November 6, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Am I ever going to adjust to this time change or will I just keep getting up at 3:30 for six more months
Tired Tuesday is this anything
November 4, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Tired Tuesday is this anything
If I ever get this tinnitus to stop it’s over for you hoes
November 3, 2025 at 11:42 PM
If I ever get this tinnitus to stop it’s over for you hoes
Reposted by Sarah
what if we smooched on the twodaloo?
November 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
what if we smooched on the twodaloo?
Time to start taking vitamin D and using your SAD lamps, gang
November 3, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Time to start taking vitamin D and using your SAD lamps, gang
Reposted by Sarah
you guys are like people to me
November 1, 2025 at 5:17 AM
you guys are like people to me
A yeti tumbler lid fits perfectly in a kitchen sink drain and seals it right up just fyi
November 1, 2025 at 1:11 PM
A yeti tumbler lid fits perfectly in a kitchen sink drain and seals it right up just fyi
Walking around haunting my own house at 3:30am, very normal stuff
October 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Walking around haunting my own house at 3:30am, very normal stuff
Good morning if you are a tiny kitten
October 29, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Good morning if you are a tiny kitten
Welcome to garage centipede season
October 28, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Welcome to garage centipede season
I have been waiting for an hour for some Advil I took to kick in, and I just found the two Advil on the kitchen counter, doing great
October 28, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I have been waiting for an hour for some Advil I took to kick in, and I just found the two Advil on the kitchen counter, doing great