Frostbitten Flamingo
@flemtheparrot.bsky.social
Forever hopeful. Seriously uncool. Snoopy is my spirit animal.
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you can measure my blood alcohol level but you can’t measure the alcohol level in my heart
November 19, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you can measure my blood alcohol level but you can’t measure the alcohol level in my heart
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You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
Saw their hair looking stupidly good today and instantly entered a moral crisis about whether complimenting them would expose my entire soul.
November 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Saw their hair looking stupidly good today and instantly entered a moral crisis about whether complimenting them would expose my entire soul.
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beauty is in the eye of the reskeeters
November 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
beauty is in the eye of the reskeeters
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12 years ago, something from 19 years ago was only from 7 years ago
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
12 years ago, something from 19 years ago was only from 7 years ago
I like my men like I like my toilet paper
Multi-layered
Multi-layered
I like my men like I like my toilet paper
Not all up in my ass
Not all up in my ass
I like my men like I like my toilet paper
Strong, yet soft, and touches my vagina everyday
Strong, yet soft, and touches my vagina everyday
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 AM
I like my men like I like my toilet paper
Multi-layered
Multi-layered
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If I could show people my dreams, I'd be unstoppable.
November 20, 2025 at 4:39 AM
If I could show people my dreams, I'd be unstoppable.
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Racing thoughts so fast I could have been a competitive thinker.
November 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Racing thoughts so fast I could have been a competitive thinker.
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interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
January 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
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It’s crazy to me that people use this platform for stuff other than shitposting.
August 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
It’s crazy to me that people use this platform for stuff other than shitposting.
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I really racked up the miles on my Fitbit when I retraced my steps to see where I left my sanity.
November 19, 2025 at 1:01 PM
I really racked up the miles on my Fitbit when I retraced my steps to see where I left my sanity.
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some days are better left in the box
November 19, 2025 at 3:11 PM
some days are better left in the box
Got a working title for my next book. Mutual Hesitation: A Tale of Two Cowards, One Connection & Zero Progress.
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Got a working title for my next book. Mutual Hesitation: A Tale of Two Cowards, One Connection & Zero Progress.
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I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
November 14, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I try to spend as little time as possible trapped in haunted oil paintings. The food in there is terrible and the people are all from like 500 years ago so they haven't even seen any good movies
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The perfect amount of food is either half as much as you want or 30% too much
October 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The perfect amount of food is either half as much as you want or 30% too much
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This too, shall suck.
March 11, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This too, shall suck.
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I told the stars about you.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
November 18, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I told the stars about you.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
They rolled their eyes, already knowing.
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Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
November 18, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Unpopular opinion: my opinions should be more popular
It’s not beneath me to post a story meant for one pair of eyes only.
November 19, 2025 at 10:03 AM
It’s not beneath me to post a story meant for one pair of eyes only.
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every british sandwich is just like "we put carbs between other carbs" it is impressive
November 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
every british sandwich is just like "we put carbs between other carbs" it is impressive
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So many lies come in the form of promises...
November 17, 2025 at 1:18 PM
So many lies come in the form of promises...