JSlow
@jslow.bsky.social
5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
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Making the most out of being my own worst enemy
January 21, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Making the most out of being my own worst enemy
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liberals: maybe if we call our senators enough we can stop fascism.
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
liberals: maybe if we call our senators enough we can stop fascism.
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With a heavy heart and extreme reluctancy I think I have to admit that… I can’t believe I am going to say this out loud… the “dog park” song from the Progressive ads is a banger.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
January 25, 2026 at 9:52 PM
With a heavy heart and extreme reluctancy I think I have to admit that… I can’t believe I am going to say this out loud… the “dog park” song from the Progressive ads is a banger.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Ice executing Americans is flood the zone coverage for all the other crimes going on.
January 26, 2026 at 12:55 AM
Ice executing Americans is flood the zone coverage for all the other crimes going on.
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Alright, each and every one of you cough up $1.
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January 24, 2026 at 8:24 PM
Alright, each and every one of you cough up $1.
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The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito
January 23, 2026 at 10:20 PM
The last time I stuck my fork in the toaster I could remember what color corduroys I was wearing when I ate my first Dorito
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I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices. "You don't have a psychiatrist", he said
January 23, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I told my psychiatrist that I was hearing voices. "You don't have a psychiatrist", he said
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
January 24, 2026 at 4:20 PM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Sex is cool, but have you ever rewound a show the exact amount you wanted to rewind it?
January 24, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Sex is cool, but have you ever rewound a show the exact amount you wanted to rewind it?
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The moment before the paywall pops up is so pure and hopeful, thinking maybe I too deserve information
January 23, 2026 at 4:30 PM
The moment before the paywall pops up is so pure and hopeful, thinking maybe I too deserve information
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Joining the general strike by not having any disposable income
January 23, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Joining the general strike by not having any disposable income
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“The road to hell is paved with good intentions”
Me: well that was nice of them
Me: well that was nice of them
January 22, 2026 at 11:20 AM
“The road to hell is paved with good intentions”
Me: well that was nice of them
Me: well that was nice of them
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for the icy weather I must secure 20 beers, brick of shelf-stable cheese, a summer sausage, handle herbaceous gin, LED lantern, horrid blanket, speed, notebooks, pens, a gun to gaze at longingly, a lock of my sweetie's hair, petite cigars, the Gita, 1 pint robo syrup, glaucoma shades, a bucket, cat.
January 22, 2026 at 12:48 AM
for the icy weather I must secure 20 beers, brick of shelf-stable cheese, a summer sausage, handle herbaceous gin, LED lantern, horrid blanket, speed, notebooks, pens, a gun to gaze at longingly, a lock of my sweetie's hair, petite cigars, the Gita, 1 pint robo syrup, glaucoma shades, a bucket, cat.
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come on child safety lid you know it’s me
January 21, 2026 at 6:33 PM
come on child safety lid you know it’s me
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This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune
January 21, 2026 at 9:32 PM
This is a photo of someone being tortured, not someone being restrained
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just think right now is a future someone’s good old days
January 17, 2026 at 6:22 AM
just think right now is a future someone’s good old days
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I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.
January 16, 2026 at 4:59 AM
I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed.
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The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
January 16, 2026 at 11:07 AM
The classy move would have been to give Machado the FIFA Peace Prize in return.
Piece of chicken, piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing? The one other thing better be a meal.
January 15, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Piece of chicken, piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing? The one other thing better be a meal.
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"it's prudent for the 'this is fine' dog to keep sipping his coffee"
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
"it's prudent for the 'this is fine' dog to keep sipping his coffee"
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How is it that a rando ford employee so much better at messaging than the Democrats?
January 14, 2026 at 1:18 PM
How is it that a rando ford employee so much better at messaging than the Democrats?
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Ever loosen all the pen caps on journaling night before anyone arrives? Not to be an old prankster but to suggest that the next theme should be table salt and pranks
January 14, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Ever loosen all the pen caps on journaling night before anyone arrives? Not to be an old prankster but to suggest that the next theme should be table salt and pranks