JSlow
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5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
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1910s ads were just the best
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
1910s ads were just the best
Our gov lives in this artificial manipulated bubble with us.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Our gov lives in this artificial manipulated bubble with us.
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'got away with' is so subjective if you can get away with it
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
'got away with' is so subjective if you can get away with it
What’s the odds on an Argentina crypto kickback?
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What’s the odds on an Argentina crypto kickback?
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i think an amusing twist would be if trump vetoes the spending bill so the government stays closed and no more epstein documents get released
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i think an amusing twist would be if trump vetoes the spending bill so the government stays closed and no more epstein documents get released
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I don’t have the memory to list all the absolute governmental atrocities the man and people working for him have committed but Christ everyone around him went to jail in his first term, lotta crimes left on the table.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I don’t have the memory to list all the absolute governmental atrocities the man and people working for him have committed but Christ everyone around him went to jail in his first term, lotta crimes left on the table.
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🍊just lifted all remaining obstacles 4 foreign investors 2 buy US homes, farms & ranches
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
🍊just lifted all remaining obstacles 4 foreign investors 2 buy US homes, farms & ranches
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
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Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
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Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
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your skeets look like they were written by ChatPTSD
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 PM
your skeets look like they were written by ChatPTSD
So when it comes “this will end him” my mind wanders to whatever
November 13, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So when it comes “this will end him” my mind wanders to whatever
Jeffrey and Maxwell were QAnon
November 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Jeffrey and Maxwell were QAnon
I used to think engineers were the worst remodeling customers til I worked for the son of an engineer.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I used to think engineers were the worst remodeling customers til I worked for the son of an engineer.
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it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
November 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
it’s called a double negative maybe you’ve never not heard of it
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I can't even remember what I was watching because the commercials have been on so long.
November 11, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I can't even remember what I was watching because the commercials have been on so long.
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Say what you want politically but let’s not besmirch the science and mathematics teams over at Door Dash
November 12, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Say what you want politically but let’s not besmirch the science and mathematics teams over at Door Dash
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You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
November 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
You're at Guns.
I need you at Roses.
I need you at Roses.
Happy Veterans day to my dad USMC
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happy Veterans day to my dad USMC