JSlow
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5 is the only thing we’re living for…I’m in da weeds, breaking and making, wishing I was a robot
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Can't clock me I'm the gingerbread man
November 14, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Can't clock me I'm the gingerbread man
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I don't think I could survive the lack of a moral reckoning because that would mean that everyone suffered in vain.
So many vulnerable people were hurt, harassed and raped by these ghouls and now—I’m worried—it’s gonna become hehe haha lurid internet circus instead of a long overdue moral reckoning. I’m scared of who we all are becoming. That man has brought us ALL low.
November 15, 2025 at 3:40 AM
I don't think I could survive the lack of a moral reckoning because that would mean that everyone suffered in vain.
the universe is perverse
November 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
the universe is perverse
I’m pretty brain damaged but I believe I’d need 10k a year just to match my subsidies for health care with a 9K deductible.
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I’m pretty brain damaged but I believe I’d need 10k a year just to match my subsidies for health care with a 9K deductible.
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unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
unsure if it’s true, but i’m choosing to believe in that epstein email where he implied that trump gave bill clinton head
Me with a press pass, “were Bubba’s balls warm against your chin?”
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Me with a press pass, “were Bubba’s balls warm against your chin?”
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The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
The important thing is not whether the Trump performing sexual favors for Bill Clinton thing is true. The important thing is that we all pretend it’s true, and that someone asks Trump about it every day.
GF just gave me a Melania kiss, my days may be numbered
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
GF just gave me a Melania kiss, my days may be numbered
They call it socialism but if the government isn’t gonna help the little guy then who?
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
They call it socialism but if the government isn’t gonna help the little guy then who?
James Bond villain, “now restrained, you will have to wait agonizingly for my trained murder tortoise to finish you off.”
November 14, 2025 at 1:19 AM
James Bond villain, “now restrained, you will have to wait agonizingly for my trained murder tortoise to finish you off.”
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1910s ads were just the best
November 13, 2025 at 4:35 AM
1910s ads were just the best
Our gov lives in this artificial manipulated bubble with us.
November 13, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Our gov lives in this artificial manipulated bubble with us.
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'got away with' is so subjective if you can get away with it
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
'got away with' is so subjective if you can get away with it
What’s the odds on an Argentina crypto kickback?
November 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
What’s the odds on an Argentina crypto kickback?
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i think an amusing twist would be if trump vetoes the spending bill so the government stays closed and no more epstein documents get released
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
i think an amusing twist would be if trump vetoes the spending bill so the government stays closed and no more epstein documents get released
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I don’t have the memory to list all the absolute governmental atrocities the man and people working for him have committed but Christ everyone around him went to jail in his first term, lotta crimes left on the table.
November 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I don’t have the memory to list all the absolute governmental atrocities the man and people working for him have committed but Christ everyone around him went to jail in his first term, lotta crimes left on the table.
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🍊just lifted all remaining obstacles 4 foreign investors 2 buy US homes, farms & ranches
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
November 12, 2025 at 11:39 PM
🍊just lifted all remaining obstacles 4 foreign investors 2 buy US homes, farms & ranches
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
In Austin TX, SF homes are abt 49% vacant or 4 sale
The inventory is 49% investor owned & amongst the most expensive
The houses are vacant 2 drive prices up
No need 4 "abundance"
Prioritize owner occupation
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Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
November 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Safety inspector: I found two major issues with your Death Star. For one thing, there are no railings.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
Grand Moff Tarkin: We believe railings would detract from the austerity of our bottomless chasms.
Safety inspector: That brings us to my second issue.
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Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Wasn’t expecting the Epstein scandal to blow up the New York Times but sure, why not
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The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
November 12, 2025 at 9:56 PM
The Kremlin disguised a nearly $100 mn payment to Trump in the form of a brokered real estate deal... and both Jeffrey Epstein and William Pulte were involved in the deal. That's very interesting.
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Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.
November 12, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Maybe it's my Autism Brain or whatever, but I don't really get why anyone who had access to this stuff wouldn't have splashed these horrific revelations literally everywhere the second you knew about them. Take these fuckers down.