cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
Increasingly part-time comic printer (still the best tho). Increasingly full time dad/carer. S-tier trash talker. If you followed for the printing stuff get ready to see a lot about how society fails SEN kids instead. rich@comicprintinguk.com
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
· Oct 20
Get a quote!
Visit the post for more.
comicprintinguk.com
Oh also I print comic books for a living. And I happen to think I’m rather good at it. You can get a quote here if you have a comic and you’d like to have it printed by someone rather good at that. comicprintinguk.com/get-a-quote/
Might go to bed. It’s Tilly’s birthday party tomorrow. You can have three guesses where we’re holding it but I must warn you the first two won’t count.
December 27, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Might go to bed. It’s Tilly’s birthday party tomorrow. You can have three guesses where we’re holding it but I must warn you the first two won’t count.
As we barrel toward the end of 2025 I invite you to join me in fervent prayer that we are finally, finally done with 2016.
December 27, 2025 at 8:40 PM
As we barrel toward the end of 2025 I invite you to join me in fervent prayer that we are finally, finally done with 2016.
The Let Me Just Move Into The Living Room I Get More Bars In There, Damnit It’s Already Dropped Call of Cthulhu
Not now, slumbering Lovecraftian Elder Gods and other associated unspeakable cosmic horrors. Not now.
www.earth.com/news/ran-sub...
www.earth.com/news/ran-sub...
Submarine finds anomalous structures in Antarctica, then loses the signal
An autonomous submarine named Ran discovers strange structures under the Dotson Ice Shelf in Antarctica, before mysteriously disappearing.
www.earth.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The Let Me Just Move Into The Living Room I Get More Bars In There, Damnit It’s Already Dropped Call of Cthulhu
Reposted by cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
Not now, slumbering Lovecraftian Elder Gods and other associated unspeakable cosmic horrors. Not now.
www.earth.com/news/ran-sub...
www.earth.com/news/ran-sub...
Submarine finds anomalous structures in Antarctica, then loses the signal
An autonomous submarine named Ran discovers strange structures under the Dotson Ice Shelf in Antarctica, before mysteriously disappearing.
www.earth.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Not now, slumbering Lovecraftian Elder Gods and other associated unspeakable cosmic horrors. Not now.
www.earth.com/news/ran-sub...
www.earth.com/news/ran-sub...
[bob vylan voice] we didn’t appear out of thin air. WE LIVE HERE.
December 27, 2025 at 11:37 AM
[bob vylan voice] we didn’t appear out of thin air. WE LIVE HERE.
Fucken survived.
Quote this with what you have accomplished in 2025, no matter how big or small
Reading & writing has kept me alive this year.
Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
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Somehow, it’s been my most productive year as an author.
Here’s a guide to what I’ve published in 2025, in case you’ve lost track.
Individual links below but it’s all on itch: danifinn.itch.io
And elsewhere: books2read.com/ap/nAApPp/Da...
1/
December 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Fucken survived.
Make a Bond movie pornographic: On Her Majesty’s… [I am wrestled to the floor by people who may be agents of the state or may simply be arbiters of good taste]
December 26, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Make a Bond movie pornographic: On Her Majesty’s… [I am wrestled to the floor by people who may be agents of the state or may simply be arbiters of good taste]
The president said something totally unhinged, you say? My goodness. Online? Well, well, well.
December 26, 2025 at 6:25 PM
The president said something totally unhinged, you say? My goodness. Online? Well, well, well.
“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT Die Hard…”
364 days until my Christmas joke.
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
“And Tiny Tim, who did NOT Die Hard…”
Reposted by cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
looky looky i made a booky
He's a Dino-Cop - from space!
Get ready, because next year Rex Power roars onto shelves: an all-ages adventure to sink your teeth into! https://bit.ly/3KIxfYZ
Get ready, because next year Rex Power roars onto shelves: an all-ages adventure to sink your teeth into! https://bit.ly/3KIxfYZ
December 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
looky looky i made a booky
Trampoline park opened at midday.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Trampoline park opened at midday.
Boxing Day. Why isn’t Tiny Tim dead yet?
December 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Boxing Day. Why isn’t Tiny Tim dead yet?
SHE SLEPT THROUGH
December 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
SHE SLEPT THROUGH
Got me that over-tiredness, lads. Totally exhausted, cannot sleep. Tried for a bit earlier - it just didn’t work.
December 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Got me that over-tiredness, lads. Totally exhausted, cannot sleep. Tried for a bit earlier - it just didn’t work.
Huge news.
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Huge news.
And to Tiny Tim, who remains at large, presumed injured but armed and dangerous…
December 25, 2025 at 5:07 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who remains at large, presumed injured but armed and dangerous…
Reposted by cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, and will return in Avengers: Doomsday
December 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
And to Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, but was relaunched in Ultimate Tiny Tim #1, which takes place after Amazing Tiny Tim #332 and All-New Tiny Tim #200, and don’t forget to read the Scrooge / David Copperfield / Great Expectations crossover event minis otherwise the Miss Havisham bit won’t make sense
Lennon: “and so this is Christmas… [suddenly horrified] and what have you done?!”
McCartney [eyes rolled back, drenched in blood]: “SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME”
McCartney [eyes rolled back, drenched in blood]: “SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME”
December 25, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Lennon: “and so this is Christmas… [suddenly horrified] and what have you done?!”
McCartney [eyes rolled back, drenched in blood]: “SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME”
McCartney [eyes rolled back, drenched in blood]: “SIMPLY HAVING A WONDERFUL CHRISTMAS TIME”
EVRI has delivered your parcel and left it safely.
December 25, 2025 at 12:09 PM
EVRI has delivered your parcel and left it safely.
lol, lmao even
December 25, 2025 at 11:48 AM
lol, lmao even
BEHOLD
December 25, 2025 at 11:41 AM
BEHOLD
Pack it up, guys. We found it. We found the most bluesky account.
December 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Pack it up, guys. We found it. We found the most bluesky account.
Is the vengeful ghost of Jeffrey Epstein puppeteering him here or what?
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Is the vengeful ghost of Jeffrey Epstein puppeteering him here or what?
Me: *listens exclusively to horror and noir audiobooks, not one released later than 1990*
Audible: “based on your listening we think you would love the full cast recording of Harry Potter. We realise that a) you’ve said you don’t want that & b) you are 40, not a confused tween, but still…”
Audible: “based on your listening we think you would love the full cast recording of Harry Potter. We realise that a) you’ve said you don’t want that & b) you are 40, not a confused tween, but still…”
December 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Me: *listens exclusively to horror and noir audiobooks, not one released later than 1990*
Audible: “based on your listening we think you would love the full cast recording of Harry Potter. We realise that a) you’ve said you don’t want that & b) you are 40, not a confused tween, but still…”
Audible: “based on your listening we think you would love the full cast recording of Harry Potter. We realise that a) you’ve said you don’t want that & b) you are 40, not a confused tween, but still…”
WE CAN PROVIDE EXTENSIVE EVIDENCE IN SUPPORT OF THIS CLAIM
La Mathilde is seven. We love her more than sleep itself.
December 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
WE CAN PROVIDE EXTENSIVE EVIDENCE IN SUPPORT OF THIS CLAIM