cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
Increasingly part-time comic printer (still the best tho). Increasingly full time dad/carer. S-tier trash talker. If you followed for the printing stuff get ready to see a lot about how society fails SEN kids instead. rich@comicprintinguk.com
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cpuk (trampoline park connoisseur and occasional comic printer)
@comicprintinguk.bsky.social
· Oct 20
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Oh also I print comic books for a living. And I happen to think I’m rather good at it. You can get a quote here if you have a comic and you’d like to have it printed by someone rather good at that. comicprintinguk.com/get-a-quote/
You’ll never believe who has just woken up and decided to start giving it large.
February 11, 2026 at 11:28 PM
You’ll never believe who has just woken up and decided to start giving it large.
Absolute cinema.
February 11, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Absolute cinema.
The thing about rape is that it’s not one of those things where you can go “tried it once, wasn’t a fan”. There are two distinct states: “not a rapist”, and “a rapist”. The crossing is one-way and permanent.
Another case of prioritizing a man’s potential over the safety of women: doctor doesn’t lose license bc he supposedly only raped one woman and he had glowing reviews from colleagues
Blackpool doctor not struck off by panel over 'one-off' rape - BBC News
Dr Aloaye Foy-Yamah has his medical licence suspended for 12 months over the attack.
www.bbc.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
The thing about rape is that it’s not one of those things where you can go “tried it once, wasn’t a fan”. There are two distinct states: “not a rapist”, and “a rapist”. The crossing is one-way and permanent.
You look at the latest out of Musk, and the latest out of Ratcliffe, and you do have to wonder if there might be mileage in simply replying “that’s nice, dear” whenever a billionaire opines.
February 11, 2026 at 10:26 PM
You look at the latest out of Musk, and the latest out of Ratcliffe, and you do have to wonder if there might be mileage in simply replying “that’s nice, dear” whenever a billionaire opines.
Difficult counselling lesson this evening. Not sure why - it all seemed to be in order, I’m just coming out of it sad.
February 11, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Difficult counselling lesson this evening. Not sure why - it all seemed to be in order, I’m just coming out of it sad.
Fortunately number 10 has a spotless record when it comes to sensitive appointments.
This is an extraordinary interview in which the former FCDO perm sec basically tells No 10 not to appoint Antonia Romeo to be cab sec, and that they should talk to him about her record.
‘Due diligence vitally important’ in next top civil servant appointment – Lord McDonald
www.channel4.com/news/due-dil...
www.channel4.com/news/due-dil...
February 11, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Fortunately number 10 has a spotless record when it comes to sensitive appointments.
“Ignore the smears. Caesar was a good friend to me and I’m appalled at what has happened.” - Brutus.
February 11, 2026 at 3:26 PM
“Ignore the smears. Caesar was a good friend to me and I’m appalled at what has happened.” - Brutus.
*citation needed
Kemi Badenoch: "We weren't the ones stuffing government with hypocrites and paedophile apologists"
February 11, 2026 at 12:24 PM
*citation needed
I’m sorry, I know we don’t judge people by appearance usually. But if you choose to style your hair as Lutnick does you are sending a message about how ok you are with being around sex offenders. And it’s not an unequivocal rejection.
February 10, 2026 at 9:24 PM
I’m sorry, I know we don’t judge people by appearance usually. But if you choose to style your hair as Lutnick does you are sending a message about how ok you are with being around sex offenders. And it’s not an unequivocal rejection.
If 70% of my client-load are not-cis-men then yeah, you can do better at this when you’re putting your anthology together.
Just seen yet another new comics anthology with a significant number of creators in it but almost no women. Come on folks, it's 2026. The indie/small press scene isn't actually bereft of women cartoonists. How is this even still a thing?
February 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
If 70% of my client-load are not-cis-men then yeah, you can do better at this when you’re putting your anthology together.
People ask me why I’m anti-social.
February 10, 2026 at 7:36 PM
People ask me why I’m anti-social.
This is going as well as you’d imagine. I’ve got Mint to the point that it’ll load the installer, but then it loses track of the mouse. So I try to complete with keyboard and it returns “ubi-partman failed with exit code 10”
Currently pondering two things:
1. Would it be feasible to run Linux on a 10 year old Mac to the point I could use it for steam (assuming that I’m old and don’t play new games)?
2. How is Tilly awake again?
1. Would it be feasible to run Linux on a 10 year old Mac to the point I could use it for steam (assuming that I’m old and don’t play new games)?
2. How is Tilly awake again?
February 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
This is going as well as you’d imagine. I’ve got Mint to the point that it’ll load the installer, but then it loses track of the mouse. So I try to complete with keyboard and it returns “ubi-partman failed with exit code 10”
Tilly: *throws her arms around my neck, lets entire body weight go*
Me: “oof. Must be careful with daddy. Daddy is old.”
Tilly (solemnly): “daddy *is* old.
Me: “oof. Must be careful with daddy. Daddy is old.”
Tilly (solemnly): “daddy *is* old.
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Tilly: *throws her arms around my neck, lets entire body weight go*
Me: “oof. Must be careful with daddy. Daddy is old.”
Tilly (solemnly): “daddy *is* old.
Me: “oof. Must be careful with daddy. Daddy is old.”
Tilly (solemnly): “daddy *is* old.
Your move, Godspeed You, Black Emperor.
February 10, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Your move, Godspeed You, Black Emperor.
I have very poor language skills, to my shame. I can just about read simple present tense stuff in French if you let me go slowly. I like to think though that if I lived in a country with a Hispanic population as large as the US I’d have learned enough Spanish not to get conniptions over Bad Bunny.
February 10, 2026 at 6:31 PM
I have very poor language skills, to my shame. I can just about read simple present tense stuff in French if you let me go slowly. I like to think though that if I lived in a country with a Hispanic population as large as the US I’d have learned enough Spanish not to get conniptions over Bad Bunny.
Just cancelling my therapy appointment tomorrow as it clashes with the school visit to see an orchestra that I have been mandatorily volunteered for. There’s nothing on the nose here.
February 10, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Just cancelling my therapy appointment tomorrow as it clashes with the school visit to see an orchestra that I have been mandatorily volunteered for. There’s nothing on the nose here.
You’ll have to be more specific.
BREAKING | Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
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Starmer’s paedophile-linked peer and former comms chief quits Labour Party
Matthew Doyle has apologised for his past association with a paedophile councillor Sean Morton
trib.al
February 10, 2026 at 6:04 PM
You’ll have to be more specific.
Today in “other places exist”
February 10, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Today in “other places exist”
Welp. It was good while it lasted.
Artsy darling Remedy Entertainment has a new CEO - a former EA exec and sports betting platform president - who is there to "accelerate growth"
www.eurogamer.net/remedy-enter...
www.eurogamer.net/remedy-enter...
February 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Welp. It was good while it lasted.
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Here's a thought: if the head of Tesco is so concerned about joblessness, he can stop replacing his staff with self-service machines. Every little helps...
February 10, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Here's a thought: if the head of Tesco is so concerned about joblessness, he can stop replacing his staff with self-service machines. Every little helps...
Imagine the humiliation of Jeffrey Epstein telling you that none of your kids are hot.
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Imagine the humiliation of Jeffrey Epstein telling you that none of your kids are hot.
Here’s why this is bad news for Biden…
VAN HOLLEN: Did you in fact make the visit to Epstein's private island?
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
LUTNICK: I did have lunch w/ him as I was on a boat going across on a family vacation. My wife was with me as were my 4 children and nannies. We had lunch on the island. That's true. For an hour. We left with all of my children
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Here’s why this is bad news for Biden…
My “ignore the smears” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.
February 10, 2026 at 4:40 PM
My “ignore the smears” t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my t-shirt.
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