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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
· Jan 15
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
insurance co: well, you drive a hard bargain, but okay we’ll cover your pre-existing conditions and drugs and mental healthcare and all for … $397, was it?
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
insurance co: well, you drive a hard bargain, but okay we’ll cover your pre-existing conditions and drugs and mental healthcare and all for … $397, was it?
neither did whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
neither did whatever the fuck this is
well they sent kim davis home, so I guess not EVERYTHING is terrible
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
well they sent kim davis home, so I guess not EVERYTHING is terrible
cancel the times early and often
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
cancel the times early and often
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
csncel the times (again)
I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
csncel the times (again)
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
but your honor it was SPICY mustard
Sean Charles Dunn’s moment of culinary resistance — he wouldn't be subservient, one could say — has become a symbol of D.C.’s refusal to accept the federal occupation quietly.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
How a thrown sandwich became a symbol of D.C.’s resistance
In an already surreal moment, Washingtonians have embraced bread puns, sandwich flags, and sub-themed street art as a form of protest.
51st.news
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
but your honor it was SPICY mustard
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Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
that’s 177 billion dollars. and at this rate it’s off by a factor of 10 at least
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
that’s 177 billion dollars. and at this rate it’s off by a factor of 10 at least
the agreement not to feed them?
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the agreement not to feed them?
cancel the times (just saying this everywhere now)
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
cancel the times (just saying this everywhere now)
cancel the times
Tell me this is fucking Ross Douthat without telling me this is fucking Ross Douthat.
Change in Headline
November 6, 2025 at 5:17 PM
cancel the times
trump: …and that’s #31 where’s my prize
BREAKING: The Sudanese paramilitary group RSF agrees to a humanitarian truce proposed by U.S.-led mediators, following over two years of war with Sudan's military.
Sudanese paramilitary group agrees to humanitarian truce proposed by US-led mediators
The Rapid Support Force, a paramilitary group that has been at war with the Sudanese military for over two years, said it has agreed to a humanitarian truce that was proposed by a U.S.
bit.ly
November 6, 2025 at 2:53 PM
trump: …and that’s #31 where’s my prize
also cancel the times. they can “just ask questions,” and you can “just not listen”
November 6, 2025 at 12:43 PM
also cancel the times. they can “just ask questions,” and you can “just not listen”
it’s down 900%
Trump: "When I took over it was a mess. I have inflation way down. I have it down to a normal number right now. Lower than a normal number in my opinion, I think."
November 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
it’s down 900%
[second hand store]
me: do you have any minute hands?
me: do you have any minute hands?
November 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM
[second hand store]
me: do you have any minute hands?
me: do you have any minute hands?
I mean it can’t be him, inflation is down jobs are up violence is down all the wars are over the economy is booming drug prices are down 137,000% energy is free brown people are not eating dogs canada and greenland and venezuela are begging to become us states
I have now read a few dozen different takes from Republicans on last night’s election results and none of them have concluded that Trump is responsible for it in any way. Lots of lots of other takes and theories, but none of them include accountability for their infallible hero.
November 5, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I mean it can’t be him, inflation is down jobs are up violence is down all the wars are over the economy is booming drug prices are down 137,000% energy is free brown people are not eating dogs canada and greenland and venezuela are begging to become us states
gotta hand it to cuomo — some of us never get to lose an election even once
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
gotta hand it to cuomo — some of us never get to lose an election even once
Sure, the Democrats Won All the Elections, But Is that Really Good for Them? by Ezra Klein
November 5, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Sure, the Democrats Won All the Elections, But Is that Really Good for Them? by Ezra Klein
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It’s his day.
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
It’s his day.
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“You’re going to ruin your eyes, Arthur.”
November 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
“You’re going to ruin your eyes, Arthur.”
*being shot in the face* this is an enormous expansion of power
Rep. Adam Smith: "This country has not agreed to have the death penalty for drug smuggling. If we want to have that policy conversation, we can have that policy conversation, but the president has unilaterally decided that lethal force is going to be applied. It's an enormous expansion of power."
October 31, 2025 at 5:31 PM
*being shot in the face* this is an enormous expansion of power
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ME: What’s the first rule of bite club?
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
October 23, 2025 at 10:10 PM
ME: What’s the first rule of bite club?
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
DRACULA: Is it biting?
ME: That’s right, Dracula, it’s biting.
RATTLESNAKE: [quietly to himself] I was gonna say biting.
there are no longer anybody that’s here
Kristi Noem: "We will continue to do this work until there are no longer anybody in our communities that's here illegally."
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
there are no longer anybody that’s here