Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
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Dropped Mike
@rebrafsim.bsky.social
· Jan 15
interviewer: how are your listening skills?
me: absolutely
me: absolutely
terabyte means “monster bite” but that’s more information than you need
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 PM
terabyte means “monster bite” but that’s more information than you need
oh shit guys I think the president might not be a very good person
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
oh shit guys I think the president might not be a very good person
fukn biden man
BREAKING: President Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee and tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices.
Trump drops tariffs on beef, coffee, tropical fruit as pressure builds on consumer prices
President Donald Trump has signed an executive order to get rid of tariffs on a broad swath of commodities, including beef, coffee and tropical fruits.
bit.ly
November 14, 2025 at 10:39 PM
fukn biden man
cancel the times ffs
A teenager in Florida with a homeless parent wanted money for braces and ended up having sex for money with powerful men, setting off a chain of events that would have a dramatic impact on her life and help upend the political career of Representative Matt Gaetz. nyti.ms/49PSkL9
November 14, 2025 at 1:42 AM
cancel the times ffs
why is everyone so surprised when the people with fuck you money say fuck you to the rest of us? I mean it’s right there in the name
November 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
why is everyone so surprised when the people with fuck you money say fuck you to the rest of us? I mean it’s right there in the name
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me: I can control marine birds with my mind
her: please don’t—
me: pelicanesis
her: I’m sleeping with your brother
her: please don’t—
me: pelicanesis
her: I’m sleeping with your brother
July 22, 2023 at 6:30 PM
me: I can control marine birds with my mind
her: please don’t—
me: pelicanesis
her: I’m sleeping with your brother
her: please don’t—
me: pelicanesis
her: I’m sleeping with your brother
epstein’s riddle: is it good or bad when a terrible person thinks you’re the worst person
"I have met some very bad people....none as bad as trump.
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
Not one decent cell in his body..so yes - dangerous."
Jeffrey Epstein 2017
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
epstein’s riddle: is it good or bad when a terrible person thinks you’re the worst person
almost like none of this was ever about merit
Fireable offenses for Harvard president: bad faith allegations over half a footnote in something published two decades ago.
Non-fireable offenses for Harvard president: being good buddies with the most notorious child sex trafficker in the country.
Non-fireable offenses for Harvard president: being good buddies with the most notorious child sex trafficker in the country.
Why hello there former US Treasury Secretary, president of Harvard, and director of the National Economic Council Larry Summers.
Sharing with alt so we can all bask in his hidden insights that we are NOT allowed to share.
And here's the source link:
oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
Sharing with alt so we can all bask in his hidden insights that we are NOT allowed to share.
And here's the source link:
oversightdemocrats.house.gov/sites/evo-su...
November 13, 2025 at 2:00 PM
almost like none of this was ever about merit
if you’re in line to cancel the times, stay in line
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
if you’re in line to cancel the times, stay in line
these are “progressive” are you fucking kidding me is this a joke
NEW: Voters support a variety of progressive immigration policies, including requiring officers to visibly display their identities and prohibiting the detainment of children in ICE facilities.
www.dataforprogress.org/blog/2025/11...
www.dataforprogress.org/blog/2025/11...
November 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
these are “progressive” are you fucking kidding me is this a joke
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i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 PM
i can never quite tell when they’re ripe
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the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
November 11, 2025 at 2:20 PM
the lady that filled the bird feeder was two hours late and chester was starting to get pissed
and by “ultimately” you mean “immediately”?
Emissions will not drop significantly unless herd sizes do & society-wide pivot to a plant-based foods. "Ultimately, we need a more diversified agricultural model, with fewer cattle, more horticulture, organics & tillage".
Am quoted in AFP report on France24 today.
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
Am quoted in AFP report on France24 today.
www.france24.com/en/live-news...
Ireland's climate battle is being fought in its fields
On a windswept Irish farm, high-tech cow collars track animal health and solar panels glint on the milking parlour's roof, as a country famed for its lush green pastures tries to reduce its agricultur...
www.france24.com
November 11, 2025 at 9:27 PM
and by “ultimately” you mean “immediately”?
insurance co: well, you drive a hard bargain, but okay we’ll cover your pre-existing conditions and drugs and mental healthcare and all for … $397, was it?
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
insurance co: well, you drive a hard bargain, but okay we’ll cover your pre-existing conditions and drugs and mental healthcare and all for … $397, was it?
neither did whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
neither did whatever the fuck this is
well they sent kim davis home, so I guess not EVERYTHING is terrible
November 10, 2025 at 2:53 PM
well they sent kim davis home, so I guess not EVERYTHING is terrible
cancel the times early and often
November 10, 2025 at 2:21 PM
cancel the times early and often
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That lamp looks PISSED.
November 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
That lamp looks PISSED.
csncel the times (again)
I know this is pedantic, but Kim Davis was not "jailed for refusing to issue same-sex marriage licenses." She was jailed for contempt of court because she refused to follow a court order (she had stopped issuing all marriage licenses). NYT makes it sound like the Woke Police broke down her door.
November 8, 2025 at 12:38 AM
csncel the times (again)
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Not now, carnivorous death ball
November 6, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Not now, carnivorous death ball
but your honor it was SPICY mustard
Sean Charles Dunn’s moment of culinary resistance — he wouldn't be subservient, one could say — has become a symbol of D.C.’s refusal to accept the federal occupation quietly.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
How a thrown sandwich became a symbol of D.C.’s resistance
In an already surreal moment, Washingtonians have embraced bread puns, sandwich flags, and sub-themed street art as a form of protest.
51st.news
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
but your honor it was SPICY mustard
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Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
November 6, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Most potential pet owners consider things like breeding, size, coat, intelligence, trainability, and temperament. Often overlooked is the crucially important element of aerodynamics, which can greatly affect your gas mileage, raising the overall cost of ownership significantly.
that’s 177 billion dollars. and at this rate it’s off by a factor of 10 at least
Oz: We thought it was 125 million pounds. Our estimate is Americans will lose 135 billion pounds by the midterms
November 6, 2025 at 6:55 PM
that’s 177 billion dollars. and at this rate it’s off by a factor of 10 at least
the agreement not to feed them?
RFK Jr: "The American public because of this agreement will lose 125 million pounds by this time next year."
November 6, 2025 at 5:24 PM
the agreement not to feed them?
cancel the times (just saying this everywhere now)
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
cancel the times (just saying this everywhere now)