Dire Wolf
@addiane.bsky.social
A crazy person full of cat facts
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabhou2hzxz4
My posts: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:jiqppb3vymtquebk2yatb4mw/feed/aaabhou2hzxz4
Pinned
Dire Wolf
@addiane.bsky.social
· Nov 25
The internet was better when the modem screamed.
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Release All The Epstein papers. All of them. It's the law of the country. Get the job done Bondi! Then leave.
February 13, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Release All The Epstein papers. All of them. It's the law of the country. Get the job done Bondi! Then leave.
Reposted by Dire Wolf
The wine moms have switched over to Molotov cocktails
February 13, 2026 at 4:50 PM
The wine moms have switched over to Molotov cocktails
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Live, Laugh, LIGHTER FLUID
February 13, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Live, Laugh, LIGHTER FLUID
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
February 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Suburban wine moms will really be like "you believe in voting? that pales in effectiveness to my strategy, firebombing a concentration camp" and then very effectively firebomb a concentration camp
With every bowl I smoke, I undo the Adderall's work.
February 13, 2026 at 8:43 PM
With every bowl I smoke, I undo the Adderall's work.
Anyone else sick of not seeing evil people get their due or is it just me
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Anyone else sick of not seeing evil people get their due or is it just me
Reposted by Dire Wolf
you see i haven’t got this human interaction part down quite right yet
June 21, 2025 at 4:03 PM
you see i haven’t got this human interaction part down quite right yet
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Reposted by Dire Wolf
It's a good day to spiral, apparently.
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
It's a good day to spiral, apparently.
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain (Pitter Patter)
January 10, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Listen to the rhythm of the falling rain (Pitter Patter)
Reposted by Dire Wolf
You’re rushing home to start dinner.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
February 12, 2026 at 4:07 PM
You’re rushing home to start dinner.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
I’m rushing home because I kept saying, “let me do this one thing and then I’ll go pee,” for 12 hours and now I’m about to piss my car seat.
We’re not the same.
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Joke’s on you guys, I was sad before I logged on
February 13, 2026 at 6:28 AM
Joke’s on you guys, I was sad before I logged on
Reposted by Dire Wolf
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
February 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
i just wanna
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
drive my truck
mow this grass
drink my beer
dress like ass
I'm hot and freezing, sweaty and cold. Being awake is unbearable but sleeping is impossible so I'll sit here in my heated blanket until something changes.
February 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
I'm hot and freezing, sweaty and cold. Being awake is unbearable but sleeping is impossible so I'll sit here in my heated blanket until something changes.
Do you guys ever get the violent anxiety where you have to shake your body painfully to get the icy burn out?
February 13, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Do you guys ever get the violent anxiety where you have to shake your body painfully to get the icy burn out?
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Olympic athletes retiring at 28 while a slippery shower is a direct threat to 1/3 of the U.S. legislative body.
Reposted by Dire Wolf
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
February 12, 2026 at 11:28 PM
“We’re the only country in the world that has mail in ballots”. - Senile Satan
Reposted by Dire Wolf
REGULATIONS = PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
February 12, 2026 at 11:32 PM
REGULATIONS = PROTECTIONS FOR AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
DEREGULATIONS = ALLOWING CORPORATIONS TO HARM AMERICANS, HUMANS, EARTH
Reposted by Dire Wolf
I think all leaders should be around the average age of a country’s workforce
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I think all leaders should be around the average age of a country’s workforce
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Cardi B called out ICE at her show last night: “Bitch, if ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t taking my fans, bitch”
February 12, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Cardi B called out ICE at her show last night: “Bitch, if ICE come in here we’re gonna jump they asses. Bitch, I got some bear mace in the back. They ain’t taking my fans, bitch”
Reposted by Dire Wolf
What if we tie him to a post and have every woman in America take turns slapping him in the face
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
What if we tie him to a post and have every woman in America take turns slapping him in the face
Reposted by Dire Wolf
Pam Bondi is a joke. She will be remembered as a joke.
February 12, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Pam Bondi is a joke. She will be remembered as a joke.