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aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Shimmy
@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
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Your hottest block.
Soup lover.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.

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Shimmy @aslightshimmy.bsky.social · Jan 12
The feminine urge to haunt.
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Not Stranger Things fans acting like Swifties…
January 6, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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lizzlepants.bsky.social
but can the chatbots help you find the clit
January 5, 2026 at 11:45 AM
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altaudge.ruins.party
i’m no expert but i think this shit is fucked
January 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
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jenetmms.bsky.social
I meowed at you, pls respond
January 3, 2026 at 5:23 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Alright. Crash out complete.
January 3, 2026 at 6:12 PM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Look at the moon with me and tell me I’m pretty, you bitch
January 3, 2026 at 3:41 AM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Why do early morning hours go by so fast?
January 3, 2026 at 1:58 PM
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flawdbizkit.bsky.social
bleed out and chill
January 3, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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corduroycheddar.bsky.social
Life hack assumes having a life
January 3, 2026 at 1:10 AM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Sometimes loving something means letting it go. Even when it hurts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:59 AM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
More and more I realize I don’t belong anywhere.
January 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
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theselittlemusings.bsky.social
Oh shoot, I lost my shit again. Let me know if anyone finds it.
January 2, 2026 at 9:02 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Old habits die screaming.
January 2, 2026 at 9:17 PM
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succupuss.bsky.social
imagine hating me when you could just get over yourself and gain a dope ass friend
January 2, 2026 at 8:46 PM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Damn, boy. Is your name sleep?

Because you don’t want me either no matter how hard I try
January 2, 2026 at 8:48 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
They don’t know how you’ve haunted me so stunningly.
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
I’m not in any of those bsky wrapped charts yall posting and I gotta say I’m impressed and proud.
January 2, 2026 at 7:26 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Don’t put me in the basement when I want the penthouse of your heart.
January 2, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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catharticchaos.bsky.social
I’m not saying to fuck off…no wait..I am, that’s what I’m saying.
January 2, 2026 at 2:19 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
It’s incredible no matter how early he leaves he still can’t make it on time
January 2, 2026 at 6:23 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Please stay tuned for your regularly scheduled crash out after these messages.
January 2, 2026 at 5:41 PM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
If you pencil me in, I’ll schedule you out completely.
January 2, 2026 at 5:19 PM
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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social
*werner herzog voice* hamburger will never help you
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM
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invisihole.bsky.social
Well thank fuck that's all over with.
January 2, 2026 at 11:46 AM
aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Coughing so hard you vomit is actually the only way to wake up.
January 2, 2026 at 4:41 PM