Shimmy
@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Your hottest block.
Soup lover.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
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$ASlightShimmy
Soup lover.
Ancient astronaut theorists say yes.
Bangers: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaadf7xqqvcla
Latest: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cxyrickxqsekl5lubvku2u3l/feed/aaaajoctrm2m4
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Shimmy
@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
· May 31
You’re not allowed to be mad at me for being an asshole if you were an asshole first.
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I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 AM
I crave endless attention and total isolation at the same time.
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cdc recommends you be rich, ya loser
November 11, 2025 at 11:30 AM
cdc recommends you be rich, ya loser
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ghost ride the whip
ghost ride the dick
ghost ride the dick
November 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
ghost ride the whip
ghost ride the dick
ghost ride the dick
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The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
November 11, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The devil, having tired of the details, is in the depression
I don’t know much about football. But Hertz is missing a huge opportunity by not having Jalen Hurts as their spokesperson instead of Tom Brady.
November 11, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I don’t know much about football. But Hertz is missing a huge opportunity by not having Jalen Hurts as their spokesperson instead of Tom Brady.
If you see a typo. No you didn’t.
November 11, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If you see a typo. No you didn’t.
This thing where white women are “showing everyday until they like it” is fucking weird. Please shower y’all. What? You’re kidding. Gross.
November 11, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This thing where white women are “showing everyday until they like it” is fucking weird. Please shower y’all. What? You’re kidding. Gross.
My two year old is distraught that I can’t make it snow. I’m such an asshole.
November 11, 2025 at 9:50 PM
My two year old is distraught that I can’t make it snow. I’m such an asshole.
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i thought it was really hot—the way you used a proper ellipsis instead of three periods
November 11, 2025 at 9:15 PM
i thought it was really hot—the way you used a proper ellipsis instead of three periods
10/10 recommend a clit sucking vibrator.
November 11, 2025 at 9:16 PM
10/10 recommend a clit sucking vibrator.
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cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
November 11, 2025 at 1:17 PM
cmon one of us must have enough money to start an app just for shitposters
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Costco is my favorite place I never want to be
November 11, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Costco is my favorite place I never want to be
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why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
why are they "trad wives" and not "girls gone laura ingalls wilder"
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I don't want to make the most of my day, I want to sleep comfortably in many different positions
November 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I don't want to make the most of my day, I want to sleep comfortably in many different positions
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well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
November 11, 2025 at 2:05 PM
well would you look at that, you managed to find my last nerve
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inside you are two wolves? what the fuck is wrong with you?? let them out!
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 PM
inside you are two wolves? what the fuck is wrong with you?? let them out!
Someone told me my armpits were impressive. And I gotta say, they’re right.
November 11, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Someone told me my armpits were impressive. And I gotta say, they’re right.
If you have your @s turned off on a platform that you actively use to comment on others posts, you’re a pussy.
November 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM
If you have your @s turned off on a platform that you actively use to comment on others posts, you’re a pussy.
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girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
November 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
girls don't want boys girls want mashed potatoes
I commented on instagram that women need to aim higher as far as men go and now they’re all mad at me for saying they shouldn’t settle. Please. Make it make sense.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I commented on instagram that women need to aim higher as far as men go and now they’re all mad at me for saying they shouldn’t settle. Please. Make it make sense.
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Love my brain forcing me awake at 4 am on a Saturday to tell me I’m a worthless piece of shit.
November 8, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Love my brain forcing me awake at 4 am on a Saturday to tell me I’m a worthless piece of shit.
If you hate me and I repost your post just know it’s because I hate you back.
November 7, 2025 at 8:35 PM
If you hate me and I repost your post just know it’s because I hate you back.
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my mom always used to say you shouldn’t hate people and i’m here to say my mom was wrong
November 7, 2025 at 5:19 PM
my mom always used to say you shouldn’t hate people and i’m here to say my mom was wrong
Still finding yourself, huh? Must be hard considering you’ve never been yourself ever.
November 7, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Still finding yourself, huh? Must be hard considering you’ve never been yourself ever.
One of the jobs you have as a parent is to teach your child how to take a bath/shower. I think a lot of y’alls parents forgot that.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
One of the jobs you have as a parent is to teach your child how to take a bath/shower. I think a lot of y’alls parents forgot that.