Wendy
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Wendy
@wendyb07.bsky.social
· Jan 14
I always knew I’d grow up to be awake in the middle of the night
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Sticking my head through the porch railings just to feel something
August 9, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Sticking my head through the porch railings just to feel something
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Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
November 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Sneaking a big gulp cup of alfredo sauce into the movie theater.
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Why the FUCK am I awake? A memoir…
November 23, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Why the FUCK am I awake? A memoir…
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Music should be considered magic
October 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Music should be considered magic
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Music is one hell of a drug
November 2, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Music is one hell of a drug
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I don’t argue. I just explain louder.
November 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
I don’t argue. I just explain louder.
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Spaghetti is a word that I love
March 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Spaghetti is a word that I love
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That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
August 5, 2025 at 1:54 PM
That weird space left by a deleted word is where I live
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There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
November 23, 2025 at 11:17 PM
There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum.
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No, voice to text, that tiny little catch in my throat was not the name Chuck.
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
No, voice to text, that tiny little catch in my throat was not the name Chuck.
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Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
November 23, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Cloudy with a chance of brain fog.
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Things are falling apart as planned.
October 26, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Things are falling apart as planned.
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almost time to take out the Toyotathon decorations from the garage
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
almost time to take out the Toyotathon decorations from the garage
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Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Dost thou want to live ridiculously?
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Allow me to recklessly speculate
September 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Allow me to recklessly speculate
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One more time but with less feeling.
October 13, 2025 at 2:33 AM
One more time but with less feeling.
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So lazy that I microwaved something for 33 seconds so I didn’t have to hit another button.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
So lazy that I microwaved something for 33 seconds so I didn’t have to hit another button.
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Coworker: I think the internet is down
Me: (already in my car headed home)
Me: (already in my car headed home)
October 28, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Coworker: I think the internet is down
Me: (already in my car headed home)
Me: (already in my car headed home)
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Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
November 22, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Going to the mall and putting a potato in the pocket of every dress.
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If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
October 16, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If I have to step on people to get ahead, I’m not going anywhere.
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I just like saying meat sauce.
November 7, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I just like saying meat sauce.
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brain files restraining order against heart
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
brain files restraining order against heart
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If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
November 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
If you bring your fancy peanut butter to the Home Depot paint dept they have to mix it for you
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just butting in to say leave me out of it
November 11, 2025 at 1:27 PM
just butting in to say leave me out of it