jonny d. sofrito
@pimecorp.bsky.social
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jonny d. sofrito
@pimecorp.bsky.social
· Nov 11
you actually died three years ago and your brain has been kept nominally alive spouting gibberish in a complex micro-blogging simulation
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lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
February 14, 2026 at 11:47 PM
lol this is gonna burst so fucking hard
happy valloween to all who celebrate
February 14, 2026 at 4:22 PM
happy valloween to all who celebrate
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Sorry I’m late, life made me eat all the lemons again.
August 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sorry I’m late, life made me eat all the lemons again.
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The founding fathers? You mean the wealthy white guys who wanted to collect taxes instead of paying them?
February 14, 2026 at 2:23 PM
The founding fathers? You mean the wealthy white guys who wanted to collect taxes instead of paying them?
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Someone take my brain out I want blissful ignorance
January 27, 2026 at 12:13 PM
Someone take my brain out I want blissful ignorance
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Don’t blame me I voted for the chord changes in Bold As Love
February 13, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Don’t blame me I voted for the chord changes in Bold As Love
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voted least likely to hit subscribe
February 13, 2026 at 6:49 AM
voted least likely to hit subscribe
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If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP
February 10, 2026 at 6:00 PM
If penny lane is in my ears and in my eyes WHAT IS IN MY MOUTH AND NOSE AND WHY WONT IT STOP COMING OUT DEAR GOD WHY WONT IT STOP
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imagine getting dunked on in iambic pentameter
February 5, 2026 at 12:32 PM
imagine getting dunked on in iambic pentameter
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last minute Valentine’s idea: book a private yacht charter to the nightmare corpse city of R’lyeh
February 14, 2024 at 1:58 AM
last minute Valentine’s idea: book a private yacht charter to the nightmare corpse city of R’lyeh
threat level: burning incense and blasting beach house
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
threat level: burning incense and blasting beach house
currently on repeat youtu.be/3g7BSnavHH8?...
Weyes Blood - It's Not Just Me, It's Everybody (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Weyes Blood
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
currently on repeat youtu.be/3g7BSnavHH8?...
another glorious day in the panopticon
February 11, 2026 at 2:46 PM
another glorious day in the panopticon
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they’re finally bringing back the panera lemonade that kills you
Don’t worry guys, everything is very cool and normal at the Wegman’s parking lot!
February 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
they’re finally bringing back the panera lemonade that kills you
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the hoa used grok to try and settle a dispute between neighbors and now they’re both naked while trying to measure each other’s skulls
February 11, 2026 at 1:11 AM
the hoa used grok to try and settle a dispute between neighbors and now they’re both naked while trying to measure each other’s skulls
try not to leave every goddamned light on in the house challenge
February 11, 2026 at 2:10 AM
try not to leave every goddamned light on in the house challenge
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The Golden Age of Goon Squads
February 9, 2026 at 9:50 PM
The Golden Age of Goon Squads
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irreverent internet comedians rise up
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
irreverent internet comedians rise up
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
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patron saint of burning bridges
February 8, 2026 at 4:20 PM
patron saint of burning bridges
this evening’s entertainment
February 8, 2026 at 2:19 AM
this evening’s entertainment
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Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
February 4, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Somebody should invent a socioeconomic system which is good at allocating resources
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go live on bluesky???? babe i barely wanna go live in my own life
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
go live on bluesky???? babe i barely wanna go live in my own life