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i love watching youtube videos about quantum theory and stuff where experts say things like "imagine a cube. now, if the cube had 16 sides but it remains cubular, within each of those sides we'd find a replica of the entire platonic cube form, tessellated"
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
(in the middle of a face to face conversation) before we continue, let me tell you about today's sponsor!
November 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
(in the middle of a face to face conversation) before we continue, let me tell you about today's sponsor!
"therapist" gleefully using the phrase "woket@rds", calling her own daughter a "woket@rd", misgendering a trans person and calling them "a man in a dress", very cool and normal
youtu.be/1Rjs8Gk2dkM?...
youtu.be/1Rjs8Gk2dkM?...
November 17, 2025 at 6:44 PM
"therapist" gleefully using the phrase "woket@rds", calling her own daughter a "woket@rd", misgendering a trans person and calling them "a man in a dress", very cool and normal
youtu.be/1Rjs8Gk2dkM?...
youtu.be/1Rjs8Gk2dkM?...
some of you have never been thrown out of an establishment by the back of your shirt collar and waistband of your pants and had "aaaand stay out!" yelled at you and it shows
November 16, 2025 at 2:06 AM
some of you have never been thrown out of an establishment by the back of your shirt collar and waistband of your pants and had "aaaand stay out!" yelled at you and it shows
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studying my mom’s old journals to see where it went wrong
November 14, 2025 at 7:19 PM
studying my mom’s old journals to see where it went wrong
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Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Being observed today so I guess I'll go through the slit on the left
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man if i brought some grime home and my friend tried to wash it i'd be so pissed off. like what are you doing to my grime
November 14, 2025 at 7:24 PM
man if i brought some grime home and my friend tried to wash it i'd be so pissed off. like what are you doing to my grime
5'1" can confirm
When people criticise you for being short, they're really just saying that the worst thing about you is that there isn't more of you.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
5'1" can confirm
lasaña
November 14, 2025 at 7:32 PM
lasaña
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Attempting to make a contribution to the weekly staff meeting by scrambling wildly up the curtains like a cat.
November 14, 2025 at 6:05 AM
Attempting to make a contribution to the weekly staff meeting by scrambling wildly up the curtains like a cat.
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November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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my humiliation ritual takes place every single day and consists of being a person who is currently alive on earth
November 14, 2025 at 12:32 PM
my humiliation ritual takes place every single day and consists of being a person who is currently alive on earth
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I can’t explain religious phenomenons, but the lady w smokers wrinkles buying scratch offs bitchin there’s never any sweet & low is a mystic—cause when she calls you “hon”—it’s healing.
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I can’t explain religious phenomenons, but the lady w smokers wrinkles buying scratch offs bitchin there’s never any sweet & low is a mystic—cause when she calls you “hon”—it’s healing.
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Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far.
So much work remains to be done.
So much work remains to be done.
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I recently opened a company selling
trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I recently opened a company selling
trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
trampolines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are going through the roof.
i love watching youtube videos about quantum theory and stuff where experts say things like "imagine a cube. now, if the cube had 16 sides but it remains cubular, within each of those sides we'd find a replica of the entire platonic cube form, tessellated"
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
i love watching youtube videos about quantum theory and stuff where experts say things like "imagine a cube. now, if the cube had 16 sides but it remains cubular, within each of those sides we'd find a replica of the entire platonic cube form, tessellated"
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
and being like oh yeah, everyone knows that
VINE IS COMING BACK????????????
November 13, 2025 at 6:17 PM
VINE IS COMING BACK????????????
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*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
November 13, 2025 at 3:22 PM
*right clicking you on the forehead to look up the meaning of the word you just used*
@mjmimages.bsky.social i am writing to you today to humbly request another season of possible new idioms 💖
November 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
@mjmimages.bsky.social i am writing to you today to humbly request another season of possible new idioms 💖
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Saying "sorry" when apologizing:
- cliché
- uninspired
- bourgeois
Saying "Balenciaga" when apologizing:
- volatile
- befuddling
- érotique
- cliché
- uninspired
- bourgeois
Saying "Balenciaga" when apologizing:
- volatile
- befuddling
- érotique
October 28, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Saying "sorry" when apologizing:
- cliché
- uninspired
- bourgeois
Saying "Balenciaga" when apologizing:
- volatile
- befuddling
- érotique
- cliché
- uninspired
- bourgeois
Saying "Balenciaga" when apologizing:
- volatile
- befuddling
- érotique
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a gay spin on demonic possession: The Same-Sexorcist
November 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
a gay spin on demonic possession: The Same-Sexorcist
28 goons later
(i'm so sorry omg)
(i'm so sorry omg)
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
Goon a movie
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
28 goons later
(i'm so sorry omg)
(i'm so sorry omg)
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[Karoline Leavitt] <eyes flaring to starlight, now hovering above the WH Press Room dais amid whipping, ethereal winds of eldritch power>: "𝙐𝙉𝙋𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙔!!!"
It is instructive to see where Trump sees the need to exert political leverage. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/12/u...
Trump Ramps Up Pressure on G.O.P. to Thwart Epstein Vote
www.nytimes.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:34 PM
[Karoline Leavitt] <eyes flaring to starlight, now hovering above the WH Press Room dais amid whipping, ethereal winds of eldritch power>: "𝙐𝙉𝙋𝙍𝙀𝘾𝙀𝘿𝙀𝙉𝙏𝙀𝘿 𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙉𝙎𝙋𝘼𝙍𝙀𝙉𝘾𝙔!!!"
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Karoline Leavitt is only 29??? jesus christ being a horrible piece of shit really ages you
November 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Karoline Leavitt is only 29??? jesus christ being a horrible piece of shit really ages you
every time i have to see her face, i am completely baffled that karoline leavitt is somehow over half a decade younger than me
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
every time i have to see her face, i am completely baffled that karoline leavitt is somehow over half a decade younger than me
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune
Goon a movie
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goonin' 2: Electric Goonaloo
Goon a movie
Goonfellas
Goonfellas
November 12, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Goon a movie
Gune
Gune