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@beelzebong.bsky.social
lvl 21, floridian philosopher & shitposting wizard
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who up jointin it
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
who up jointin it
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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Sucks to have your humanity debated time and time again by complete strangers.
November 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Sucks to have your humanity debated time and time again by complete strangers.
“all roads lead to rome,” but its feeling like no matter what you do you’ll end up ruined like the rest of your family
November 10, 2025 at 10:21 PM
“all roads lead to rome,” but its feeling like no matter what you do you’ll end up ruined like the rest of your family
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late brunch and a stomachache :(
November 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
late brunch and a stomachache :(
as bad of a rep the south gets, i truly love it here. the diversity gives the south its charm
November 8, 2025 at 6:27 PM
as bad of a rep the south gets, i truly love it here. the diversity gives the south its charm
i want a new tattoo while i’m in NOLA. my wallet does not
November 8, 2025 at 3:20 AM
i want a new tattoo while i’m in NOLA. my wallet does not
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I was born in the right generation, I love:
- having my own money as a woman
- talking back at men
- the rise of the pop girlies
- having my own money as a woman
- talking back at men
- the rise of the pop girlies
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I was born in the right generation, I love:
- having my own money as a woman
- talking back at men
- the rise of the pop girlies
- having my own money as a woman
- talking back at men
- the rise of the pop girlies
going back to new orleans to wear that ball and chain
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
going back to new orleans to wear that ball and chain
two hours to NOLA
November 8, 2025 at 12:03 AM
two hours to NOLA
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shoutout to my cats for making sure i never sleep alone
November 6, 2025 at 5:40 AM
shoutout to my cats for making sure i never sleep alone
woke is so back
November 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
woke is so back
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A Big Beautiful Hemmorhagic Cerebrovascular Incident
November 4, 2025 at 1:20 AM
A Big Beautiful Hemmorhagic Cerebrovascular Incident
floridians do not want cuomo we proudly give him over to the bottom of the ocean
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
floridians do not want cuomo we proudly give him over to the bottom of the ocean
looks like cuomo is moving to my FUCKING STATE
November 5, 2025 at 2:11 AM
looks like cuomo is moving to my FUCKING STATE
i will not be voting for mamdani because i live in florida. good luck everyone
November 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
i will not be voting for mamdani because i live in florida. good luck everyone
guess whose birthday it is
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
guess whose birthday it is
you haven’t seen glutton until after i’ve had my remeron
November 3, 2025 at 2:48 AM
you haven’t seen glutton until after i’ve had my remeron
cup of noodles, half an italian sandwich, and tylenol
November 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
cup of noodles, half an italian sandwich, and tylenol