Dominic Caruso
@dominiccaruso1.bsky.social
I was a snowball in hell.
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We should flip a pancake directly into space
Panko crusted my grandfather’s Buick LeSabre
November 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Panko crusted my grandfather’s Buick LeSabre
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Why are my posts so expensive?
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
November 17, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why are my posts so expensive?
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
1) maintaining a studio for draping (flou) & a studio for tailoring (tailleur)
2) all emeralds ethically sourced
3) trips to the Bodleian
4) hand-stitching on bias cut point d’esprit
5) the exorbitant cost of eel
6) knife skills/braising
Hope that helps.
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No animals were harmed during the making of this movie, but we did dress a gerbil up as a magician, which while not technically illegal does seem worth mentioning
November 17, 2025 at 11:14 PM
No animals were harmed during the making of this movie, but we did dress a gerbil up as a magician, which while not technically illegal does seem worth mentioning
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whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
November 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight
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tucking a can of soup behind my ear like a cigarette
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
tucking a can of soup behind my ear like a cigarette
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It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
November 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
It's casual phenomena day at work so my hand passes right through the microwave to warm up the fish manually
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Does anyone here know what to do? Like in general? I tried running into the side of a van but it didn't help
November 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Does anyone here know what to do? Like in general? I tried running into the side of a van but it didn't help
Pizza Bus is real, & it is The Future
What’s cool about the Pizza Bus isn’t only that it is a shambling global patchwork of sauces, breads, & toppings, it’s that it also exists beyond the poverty of imagination that presupposes a drive to collect fares, travel to prearranged destinations, & enforce borders between slices on your plate.
November 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Pizza Bus is real, & it is The Future
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Come see the new Ibex or Oryx or whatever, it's one of those two.
November 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Come see the new Ibex or Oryx or whatever, it's one of those two.
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Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
November 17, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Good morning to everyone except the guy with a cordless drill who’s chasing me though my house
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After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white
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Taunting my enemies by making a sandwich where 1 bread is at a 90° angle to the other bread
November 17, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Taunting my enemies by making a sandwich where 1 bread is at a 90° angle to the other bread
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your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
November 17, 2025 at 12:39 PM
your honor, this love shack lawsuit is completely without merit. as we will prove, the sign — although a bit faded — clearly stated “stay away fools”
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The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
What’s cool about the Pizza Bus isn’t only that it is a shambling global patchwork of sauces, breads, & toppings, it’s that it also exists beyond the poverty of imagination that presupposes a drive to collect fares, travel to prearranged destinations, & enforce borders between slices on your plate.
November 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
What’s cool about the Pizza Bus isn’t only that it is a shambling global patchwork of sauces, breads, & toppings, it’s that it also exists beyond the poverty of imagination that presupposes a drive to collect fares, travel to prearranged destinations, & enforce borders between slices on your plate.
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Let’s do next week like this.
November 17, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Let’s do next week like this.
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I'm just a musty cardboard cutout of Bob Ross, waving at you from my eighth floor apartment window.
November 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm just a musty cardboard cutout of Bob Ross, waving at you from my eighth floor apartment window.
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If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
November 16, 2025 at 4:10 AM
If you’re exposed to radiation the best thing to do is bite people so they gain powers
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went outside, it's all gone, everything including air
November 16, 2025 at 4:45 AM
went outside, it's all gone, everything including air
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My biggest fear when visiting a foreign country is that after a day of wandering I'll happen upon a little museum of me. Shuffling along with other tourists through rooms of my discarded effects and lost memories, unable to translate the labels. Learning nothing about myself.
November 16, 2025 at 8:32 AM
My biggest fear when visiting a foreign country is that after a day of wandering I'll happen upon a little museum of me. Shuffling along with other tourists through rooms of my discarded effects and lost memories, unable to translate the labels. Learning nothing about myself.
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I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
November 16, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I think some folks are way past the the skills of 3 Christmas ghosts. Let's just give Krampus a map of D.C. and call it a day.
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Quickly scurrying through the tunnels to get some energy out before I burrow into my bedding for the night
November 16, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Quickly scurrying through the tunnels to get some energy out before I burrow into my bedding for the night
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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
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Surnames often reflect what one's ancestors did. That's why my last name is Grandpa
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Surnames often reflect what one's ancestors did. That's why my last name is Grandpa
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Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store
November 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Is it ‘My wife and I’ or ‘Me and my wife’? Anyway, we just robbed a liquor store