(landlord showing off my apartment that only has a sleeping bag in the corner and multiple beverly crusher fatheads on the wall to prospective renter while i'm at work) you can put whatever you want in here of course,
November 20, 2025 at 2:11 AM
(landlord showing off my apartment that only has a sleeping bag in the corner and multiple beverly crusher fatheads on the wall to prospective renter while i'm at work) you can put whatever you want in here of course,
i would never go to the uncandy valley
November 20, 2025 at 1:02 AM
i would never go to the uncandy valley
(voiceover set to harbor freight style music) it's international men's day. we're guys. hombres. duderinos. we keep dark beer in the fridge and warm soda in the laundry room,
November 20, 2025 at 12:59 AM
(voiceover set to harbor freight style music) it's international men's day. we're guys. hombres. duderinos. we keep dark beer in the fridge and warm soda in the laundry room,
farmer michael jordan fuck them crops
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
farmer michael jordan fuck them crops
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sink low beneath the surface
November 19, 2025 at 11:47 PM
sink low beneath the surface
accidentally took like 8 ibuprofen but at least my migraine mostly wrnt away. this is important research
November 19, 2025 at 11:43 PM
accidentally took like 8 ibuprofen but at least my migraine mostly wrnt away. this is important research
forgotten meal deals of history
November 19, 2025 at 11:33 PM
forgotten meal deals of history
sitting in dim light typing "the agrarian homie" on a lenovo thinkpad
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
sitting in dim light typing "the agrarian homie" on a lenovo thinkpad
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“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
November 19, 2025 at 8:54 PM
“ur posts have been so good today” thanks im having a psychotic event
not filling my gas tank so the fuel
critical alert message overrides all the other messages and i pass inspection
critical alert message overrides all the other messages and i pass inspection
November 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
not filling my gas tank so the fuel
critical alert message overrides all the other messages and i pass inspection
critical alert message overrides all the other messages and i pass inspection
challenging my evil neighbor to a chess tournament
November 19, 2025 at 11:04 PM
challenging my evil neighbor to a chess tournament
30 driverless ford f150s taking turns tailgating me on my commute home
November 19, 2025 at 10:58 PM
30 driverless ford f150s taking turns tailgating me on my commute home
fast travel to no star land? consumes 1 soup (cold)
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
fast travel to no star land? consumes 1 soup (cold)
(commercial for thin gruel) go ahead have some. it's what you deserve
November 19, 2025 at 9:09 PM
(commercial for thin gruel) go ahead have some. it's what you deserve
mr. bean laughs at my life this morning
November 19, 2025 at 3:15 PM
mr. bean laughs at my life this morning
repeatedly blowing an elk horn in my 300 square foot studio apartment and texting the building group chat anybody else hear something awesome
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
repeatedly blowing an elk horn in my 300 square foot studio apartment and texting the building group chat anybody else hear something awesome
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that gap on my resume is actually an image of a vase
November 19, 2025 at 1:27 AM
that gap on my resume is actually an image of a vase
texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
November 19, 2025 at 1:00 AM
texting babe wake up it's snowing ❄️🥰 to my boss then texting oh my god i am so sorry that obviously wasn't meant for you then doing it five more times
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I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
November 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I think I'd know if one of my toes left my body and went to market
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Like if you agree! #meme #christmas
November 17, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Like if you agree! #meme #christmas
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my new apprentice keeps complaining about having to wash my roughspun cloaks in lye every other day
November 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
my new apprentice keeps complaining about having to wash my roughspun cloaks in lye every other day
ice-mane
Ice-Mane would be forced to leave the Skaal village. His name would be erased from our histories, and his family name will be forgotten. It is the greatest shame any Skaal could envision.
November 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
ice-mane
surprised that i misplaced all three of my phone chargers? it's like you don't know me at all...
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
surprised that i misplaced all three of my phone chargers? it's like you don't know me at all...
tucking a can of soup behind my ear like a cigarette
November 17, 2025 at 9:54 PM
tucking a can of soup behind my ear like a cigarette