Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
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Fransplaining
@fransplaining.bsky.social
· Dec 30
I will fight any dog on hardwood floors.
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Absolutely amazed at this point that my anxiety has not manifested as a disease that involves itching
January 26, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Absolutely amazed at this point that my anxiety has not manifested as a disease that involves itching
We started picking up a few things for a bad storm
Me: Firewood, propane, generator.
Wife: Cute boots.
Me: Firewood, propane, generator.
Wife: Cute boots.
January 22, 2026 at 1:12 PM
We started picking up a few things for a bad storm
Me: Firewood, propane, generator.
Wife: Cute boots.
Me: Firewood, propane, generator.
Wife: Cute boots.
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I have been testing out releasing myself from false courtesy, and I am loving it.
January 18, 2026 at 1:52 AM
I have been testing out releasing myself from false courtesy, and I am loving it.
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extremely important to schedule in time for laying down multiple times a day
January 17, 2026 at 10:10 PM
extremely important to schedule in time for laying down multiple times a day
Wife is doing dry January. It’s like being married to fun Bobby.
January 17, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Wife is doing dry January. It’s like being married to fun Bobby.
Red sky in the morning, work still sucks or something like that.
January 16, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Red sky in the morning, work still sucks or something like that.
Football and a fire tonight. Not too shabby.
January 4, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Football and a fire tonight. Not too shabby.
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i just put the tarot cards back until i get one i like
January 1, 2026 at 1:02 PM
i just put the tarot cards back until i get one i like
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Might just fuck around and have a great 2026. I hope you do as well.
January 1, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Might just fuck around and have a great 2026. I hope you do as well.
Times Square was better when people peed in the streets.
January 1, 2026 at 5:15 AM
Times Square was better when people peed in the streets.
My list of New Year’s resolutions.
1 of 178
1 of 178
January 1, 2026 at 4:46 AM
My list of New Year’s resolutions.
1 of 178
1 of 178
Up at 4:30am isn’t nearly as fun as it once was.
December 28, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Up at 4:30am isn’t nearly as fun as it once was.
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I’m going to take a little nap that lasts all night long
December 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I’m going to take a little nap that lasts all night long
Got this idiot staying with us for a few days. I seriously don’t think he can see.
December 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Got this idiot staying with us for a few days. I seriously don’t think he can see.
Running on dips, desserts and alcohol for 72 hours so pretty successful Christmas so far.
December 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Running on dips, desserts and alcohol for 72 hours so pretty successful Christmas so far.
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The tree is aglow. The kids are home for the holidays. My daughter just made fun of how I yawned.
December 23, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The tree is aglow. The kids are home for the holidays. My daughter just made fun of how I yawned.
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Santa is in the Epstein files
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Santa is in the Epstein files
My favorite thing is going to bed.
December 21, 2025 at 3:42 AM
My favorite thing is going to bed.
I swear I’m trying to be a normal human being but it’s just not for me.
December 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I swear I’m trying to be a normal human being but it’s just not for me.
Went out tonight. Do not recommend.
December 21, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Went out tonight. Do not recommend.
I talk a lot of shit for someone that has to google how to power off my own phone.
December 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I talk a lot of shit for someone that has to google how to power off my own phone.
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dating is hard in your 50s i just spent 30 minutes pretending to hear what this girl was talking about and the bar because my tinnitus is flairing up
December 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
dating is hard in your 50s i just spent 30 minutes pretending to hear what this girl was talking about and the bar because my tinnitus is flairing up
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I saw a video of a lady decorating her living room like it was Christmas in the 1990s. Good news, guys, I’m on trend.
December 7, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I saw a video of a lady decorating her living room like it was Christmas in the 1990s. Good news, guys, I’m on trend.
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He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
December 6, 2025 at 1:09 PM
He had salt and pepper hair. And oregano eyebrows. His lips were basil leaves. His entire head was a jar of Italian seasoning
Mall walking doesn’t sound so bad anymore.
December 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Mall walking doesn’t sound so bad anymore.