Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
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grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
grabbing two beers from the on-board fridge pulling the escape chute and sliding down out of this bitch
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Two (2) weeks in the same pants – a love story
February 13, 2026 at 12:58 PM
Two (2) weeks in the same pants – a love story
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I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
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Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
February 13, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Don't make me do it (press the button that says restore 68 tabs)
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My swear jar takes digital payments
February 11, 2026 at 4:19 PM
My swear jar takes digital payments
Bought a head of red cabbage for a recipe, and now what am I supposed to do, eat red cabbage for the next month?
February 14, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Bought a head of red cabbage for a recipe, and now what am I supposed to do, eat red cabbage for the next month?
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Sometimes I need a beige meal to take the edge off
February 3, 2026 at 2:18 PM
Sometimes I need a beige meal to take the edge off
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i just used the word ‘overwhelmed’ as i thanked my mail carrier this morning for delivering me some coupons for hometown buffet.
February 6, 2026 at 3:26 PM
i just used the word ‘overwhelmed’ as i thanked my mail carrier this morning for delivering me some coupons for hometown buffet.
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I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I promised my truck that when it’s time, I’m gonna put it in neutral and let it roll off a ledge into an old quarry
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If my grandmother taught me anything, it's that once you take your shirt off in public to fight someone, you HAVE to fight someone.
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If my grandmother taught me anything, it's that once you take your shirt off in public to fight someone, you HAVE to fight someone.
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Repotting plants at 6 a.m. for Jesus
February 8, 2026 at 10:47 AM
Repotting plants at 6 a.m. for Jesus
A washing machine that warns you when it detects little balls of tissue paper in your pockets
February 10, 2026 at 3:24 AM
A washing machine that warns you when it detects little balls of tissue paper in your pockets
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A day of rest after monster truck voices hyped us relentlessly into a quiet corner
February 1, 2026 at 8:28 PM
A day of rest after monster truck voices hyped us relentlessly into a quiet corner
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I hope your fingers don't break through the toilet paper today
August 22, 2025 at 12:42 PM
I hope your fingers don't break through the toilet paper today
It’s just me and my prescription eczema cream from 2013 against the world.
February 5, 2026 at 1:02 AM
It’s just me and my prescription eczema cream from 2013 against the world.
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It's pretty apt that there's a single r in 'loner'.
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
It's pretty apt that there's a single r in 'loner'.
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Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this
*hands out cheese*
*hands out cheese*
February 5, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Everyone stay calm, I’ve got this
*hands out cheese*
*hands out cheese*
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Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.
February 1, 2026 at 1:30 PM
Harry Styles sounds like a made-up name that Big Foot would use to sneak into a fashion show.
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Me, an arborist pointing at a tree:
"Wood."
"Wood."
January 28, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Me, an arborist pointing at a tree:
"Wood."
"Wood."
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Just casually doing my dishes while screaming into the void
January 24, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Just casually doing my dishes while screaming into the void
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smoking speed at the weed of light
January 25, 2026 at 3:34 AM
smoking speed at the weed of light
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I nap in the back of my dragula
January 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
I nap in the back of my dragula
Going into McDonald’s with a 96-disc CD holder booklet and telling the staff to fill it with hash browns.
January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
Going into McDonald’s with a 96-disc CD holder booklet and telling the staff to fill it with hash browns.
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Whatever music you put on while sitting fully clothed in the shower at the end of a long day is the real you
October 15, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Whatever music you put on while sitting fully clothed in the shower at the end of a long day is the real you