Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
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I think we should shut the internet down and let the people return to making spurtles out of beech wood
December 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I think we should shut the internet down and let the people return to making spurtles out of beech wood
Warfare is right up there with county as some of the worst fairs
December 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Warfare is right up there with county as some of the worst fairs
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all I’m saying is a lava lamp would be much better with real lava
December 30, 2025 at 11:47 PM
all I’m saying is a lava lamp would be much better with real lava
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You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
December 30, 2025 at 4:44 PM
You should be able to rev your shopping cart at people in the grocery store
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Sorry 2025, but it's time to break up. It's not me, it's you
December 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sorry 2025, but it's time to break up. It's not me, it's you
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1926 saw a peaceful end to the long, bitter War of the Juice Stands when Red Julius and Yellow Julius merged to create Orange Julius.
December 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
1926 saw a peaceful end to the long, bitter War of the Juice Stands when Red Julius and Yellow Julius merged to create Orange Julius.
I bought a fleet of boston dynamic robots to do our shop’s annual inventory, but all they’ll do is backflips and cartwheels.
December 30, 2025 at 8:34 PM
I bought a fleet of boston dynamic robots to do our shop’s annual inventory, but all they’ll do is backflips and cartwheels.
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the director of rounders: okay, in this movie you’ll be playing a russian mobster.
john malkovich: very well, i shall give this character an accent only found on the moon if that’s okay with everyone.
john malkovich: very well, i shall give this character an accent only found on the moon if that’s okay with everyone.
December 27, 2025 at 8:30 AM
the director of rounders: okay, in this movie you’ll be playing a russian mobster.
john malkovich: very well, i shall give this character an accent only found on the moon if that’s okay with everyone.
john malkovich: very well, i shall give this character an accent only found on the moon if that’s okay with everyone.
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My parents were people of science, which is why my whole family was at the mall every Saturday collecting survey data about people’s acceptance of personal saviors.
August 23, 2025 at 7:35 AM
My parents were people of science, which is why my whole family was at the mall every Saturday collecting survey data about people’s acceptance of personal saviors.
Why do we always assume it’s people that look like time travellers, that squirrel could be from 2751. They seem to know things.
December 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Why do we always assume it’s people that look like time travellers, that squirrel could be from 2751. They seem to know things.
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Woke up with my fanny pack on again
December 22, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Woke up with my fanny pack on again
Mashed potatoes and gravy on a paper plate ain’t for the weak.
December 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mashed potatoes and gravy on a paper plate ain’t for the weak.
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a scepter made of bologna
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
a scepter made of bologna
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alf wouldn't put up with this shit
December 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
alf wouldn't put up with this shit
During the holidays nutritional facts should be hidden behind scratch & win technology. No one needs to see that right now.
December 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
During the holidays nutritional facts should be hidden behind scratch & win technology. No one needs to see that right now.
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went to return something at Nordstrom Rack the day before Christmas and caught all the husbands in a prayer circle
December 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
went to return something at Nordstrom Rack the day before Christmas and caught all the husbands in a prayer circle
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I have underestimated how nice it is to have an ice cream cake in the freezer to chip away at.
December 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I have underestimated how nice it is to have an ice cream cake in the freezer to chip away at.
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i am one more christmas cookie away from enlightenment
December 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
i am one more christmas cookie away from enlightenment
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you can’t spell stress management without trees management *lights blunt*
December 23, 2025 at 5:31 PM
you can’t spell stress management without trees management *lights blunt*
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Just closed out a meeting by reminding people that I am off on friday and if they need anything to "pretend that I am deceased"
December 23, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Just closed out a meeting by reminding people that I am off on friday and if they need anything to "pretend that I am deceased"
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After a long day, I get in the shower and squat like some kind of protohuman searching the shallows for crayfish and make grunting sounds while the hair conditioner works its magic
December 24, 2025 at 2:21 PM
After a long day, I get in the shower and squat like some kind of protohuman searching the shallows for crayfish and make grunting sounds while the hair conditioner works its magic
Apple tech says my vitals gave the watch anxiety and that’s not covered under warranty
December 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Apple tech says my vitals gave the watch anxiety and that’s not covered under warranty
Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a christmas sweater on.
December 24, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ancestors survived five mass extinctions on earth for me to be killed by a house cat I was trying to put a christmas sweater on.
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it gets notably quieter on here around the holidays which is a shame bc I would love to see how people post from their parents' house as their regressed 17-year-old self
December 23, 2025 at 8:47 PM
it gets notably quieter on here around the holidays which is a shame bc I would love to see how people post from their parents' house as their regressed 17-year-old self
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If I started collecting Toyotas I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be Scions.
December 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
If I started collecting Toyotas I wouldn’t tell anyone, but there would be Scions.