Bluesky T. Vibes
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If I ever found Ice Cube passed out in my kitchen, I’d just kick him under the fridge.
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I'm into the 15th season of watching my figure.
October 30, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm into the 15th season of watching my figure.
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one time my dad ran into a burning house to save his neighbor’s sixpence none the richer cd.
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
one time my dad ran into a burning house to save his neighbor’s sixpence none the richer cd.
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Every single post I have ever saved has been by accident or act of God.
November 6, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Every single post I have ever saved has been by accident or act of God.
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HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD
July 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
HOW CAN I BUILD A BEAR I’M NOT GOD
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Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
November 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Would you like to stay logged in? Okay we'll log you out
Just saw a Little Caesars employee get betrayed by their coworkers.
November 8, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Just saw a Little Caesars employee get betrayed by their coworkers.
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I kiss my biceps after each skeet
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I kiss my biceps after each skeet
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whatcha know about that watermelon Laffy Taffy with the seeds
November 6, 2025 at 2:50 AM
whatcha know about that watermelon Laffy Taffy with the seeds
The neighbors can’t believe how much yard work I’ve got done today. The HOA is talking about a drug test.
November 6, 2025 at 1:55 AM
The neighbors can’t believe how much yard work I’ve got done today. The HOA is talking about a drug test.
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black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey
November 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
black forest ham, dark fortress chicken, cursed talisman turkey
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I approach my bowl of spaghetti from below, employing a bubble-net feeding technique I learned from the humpbacks
September 17, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I approach my bowl of spaghetti from below, employing a bubble-net feeding technique I learned from the humpbacks
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I park furthest away from entrances. It’s more of a walk, but I’m always outta there first.
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I park furthest away from entrances. It’s more of a walk, but I’m always outta there first.
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so I “accidentally” ate a portion of the protein bar wrapper myob
November 5, 2025 at 5:38 PM
so I “accidentally” ate a portion of the protein bar wrapper myob
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Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
November 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Chaos is my favourite word that's spelled like it means it.
By 45, you should own a bottle of acetaminophen so big it bows the shelf in your medicine cabinet.
November 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
By 45, you should own a bottle of acetaminophen so big it bows the shelf in your medicine cabinet.
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Making myself as big as possible and yelling I READ SOMEWHERE THIS IS WHAT TO DO as the cat continues eating my nachos.
July 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Making myself as big as possible and yelling I READ SOMEWHERE THIS IS WHAT TO DO as the cat continues eating my nachos.
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It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life
November 4, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It is my sincere belief that my office chair is ruining my body and possibly my entire life
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Sometimes I wake up with Jewel in my head and just know that the dead will soon walk the earth again.
October 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Sometimes I wake up with Jewel in my head and just know that the dead will soon walk the earth again.
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Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
October 8, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Moshing to the aol dial-up sound
Hey honey the clock in the garage is right again
November 2, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Hey honey the clock in the garage is right again
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I was voted spookiest bitch at bingo last night, just like the prophecy foretold
November 1, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I was voted spookiest bitch at bingo last night, just like the prophecy foretold
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Big deal, I know, like, six people who know everything
October 25, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Big deal, I know, like, six people who know everything
a new dollarama just opened on the north side of town?, I’m gonna need a drink
November 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
a new dollarama just opened on the north side of town?, I’m gonna need a drink
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One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
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I hope my cats like Enya as much as I do
November 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I hope my cats like Enya as much as I do