Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
Mosaic, art, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Trainee lifeboat crew.
Like Davis, not like Midler.
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Like Davis, not like Midler.
Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s
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busy day in the garden
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
busy day in the garden
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Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
X has stopped working
X has stopped working
www.independent.co.uk
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Roses are red
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
Nazis are lurking
Beware of them here because
the thing about Ireland is that it's extremely hard to register at a dentist but a brand new one just opened
"IM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THIS IS MY TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT." I said to the dental assistant, in a very normal way.
"IM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THIS IS MY TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT." I said to the dental assistant, in a very normal way.
January 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
the thing about Ireland is that it's extremely hard to register at a dentist but a brand new one just opened
"IM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THIS IS MY TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT." I said to the dental assistant, in a very normal way.
"IM SO EXCITED TO BE HERE. THIS IS MY TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT." I said to the dental assistant, in a very normal way.
busy day in the garden
January 6, 2026 at 1:32 PM
busy day in the garden
started Heated Rivalry
January 5, 2026 at 5:37 PM
started Heated Rivalry
I'm watching Lexx, a show I caught a few episodes of when I was a teenager and could never figure out wtf was happening.
now I'm on s2 and I still have no idea what is happening.
it's a masterpiece
now I'm on s2 and I still have no idea what is happening.
it's a masterpiece
January 2, 2026 at 9:32 PM
I'm watching Lexx, a show I caught a few episodes of when I was a teenager and could never figure out wtf was happening.
now I'm on s2 and I still have no idea what is happening.
it's a masterpiece
now I'm on s2 and I still have no idea what is happening.
it's a masterpiece
yes, I enjoy extreme sports*
*disassociating while grating cheese
*disassociating while grating cheese
December 31, 2025 at 9:29 PM
yes, I enjoy extreme sports*
*disassociating while grating cheese
*disassociating while grating cheese
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When people say NYE is always an anti-climax, they are clearly not referring to having dinner inside the Crystal Palace iguanodon, which is obvs the best thing ever
Well, if it’s 31 December, it’s... yes, of course: 172nd anniversary of the dinner Benjamin Waterhouse Hawkins, creator of the Crystal Palace dinosaurs, gave for 21 leading academics and other VIPs inside the Iguanodon
December 31, 2025 at 9:50 AM
When people say NYE is always an anti-climax, they are clearly not referring to having dinner inside the Crystal Palace iguanodon, which is obvs the best thing ever
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I haven't been posting as much because I've been busy petting my cats
December 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I haven't been posting as much because I've been busy petting my cats
alexa, play video killed the radio star
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
‘Painful to hear!’ How podcasts’ rush to video is turning them into dreadful listens
From Joe Marler’s visual-only stunts to the incomprehensible shuffling sounds Steven Bartlett recently subjected headphone users to, dodgy audio experiences are on the rise
www.theguardian.com
December 28, 2025 at 11:39 AM
alexa, play video killed the radio star
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So far, the only outlet that has an accurate Brigitte Bardot obit headline is @aljazeera.com:
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 AM
So far, the only outlet that has an accurate Brigitte Bardot obit headline is @aljazeera.com:
met a youth who can't read clocks. I'd heard they exist in the wild but fascinating to see it in real life
December 27, 2025 at 6:12 PM
met a youth who can't read clocks. I'd heard they exist in the wild but fascinating to see it in real life
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My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
December 27, 2025 at 11:07 AM
My one resolution for 2026 is to refer to all my meals as either “wet food” or “dry food”
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when i eat too much tylenol
December 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
when i eat too much tylenol
so what's your new years resolutions?
I'm gonna listen to classical music all year to make Spotify think I'm 300 years old
I'm gonna listen to classical music all year to make Spotify think I'm 300 years old
December 26, 2025 at 12:18 PM
so what's your new years resolutions?
I'm gonna listen to classical music all year to make Spotify think I'm 300 years old
I'm gonna listen to classical music all year to make Spotify think I'm 300 years old
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Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
December 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Look, I'm sure that Nolan's adaptation of "The Odyssey" will be fun, but I highly doubt it will be as good as the original.
went down the beach and found a dead baby dolphin, so clearly Santa got my letter
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 PM
went down the beach and found a dead baby dolphin, so clearly Santa got my letter
all I want for Christmas is for whoever is listening to murderbot book 7 to return it to the library
December 25, 2025 at 10:56 AM
all I want for Christmas is for whoever is listening to murderbot book 7 to return it to the library
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not saying my house is cold, but I did just have to give my tablet a hot water bottle so it would start charging.
December 24, 2025 at 4:27 PM
not saying my house is cold, but I did just have to give my tablet a hot water bottle so it would start charging.
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And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
December 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, was present at the end of the universe, having witnessed every black hole evaporate and every proton decay. Even so, Death would not come.
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FYI - If you still post on the other website or have an account there with photos
Heads up to artists still using Twitter- Twitter is now adding an "Edit image" button under all images posted on the site that allows everyone to feed it into genAI and modify it as they wish with a prompt
December 24, 2025 at 2:12 PM
FYI - If you still post on the other website or have an account there with photos
my cats when I wash my bedding: hahaha yesss, a lovely clean surface to rub my fuzzy little goblin body all over
my cats when I wash their begging: what the fuck??? I will not even make eye contact with this bed for the next 3 months until the house's ambient miasma has made it smell like me again
my cats when I wash their begging: what the fuck??? I will not even make eye contact with this bed for the next 3 months until the house's ambient miasma has made it smell like me again
December 24, 2025 at 1:55 PM
my cats when I wash my bedding: hahaha yesss, a lovely clean surface to rub my fuzzy little goblin body all over
my cats when I wash their begging: what the fuck??? I will not even make eye contact with this bed for the next 3 months until the house's ambient miasma has made it smell like me again
my cats when I wash their begging: what the fuck??? I will not even make eye contact with this bed for the next 3 months until the house's ambient miasma has made it smell like me again
mad I get to live somewhere where this is the view from the supermarket
December 22, 2025 at 2:35 PM
mad I get to live somewhere where this is the view from the supermarket
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We hope the BlueSky moderators don't flag today's offering for #MosaicMonday as being, ahem... prawnographic. 😳
December 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
We hope the BlueSky moderators don't flag today's offering for #MosaicMonday as being, ahem... prawnographic. 😳