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Bette Vile
@bette.bsky.social
Mosaic, art, jokes, cats and Irish countryside. Trainee lifeboat crew.

Like Davis, not like Midler.

Just mine: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:ma7vfaiknc5jzum7pukdgmqw/feed/aaaoxhzy4iv5s
crowds go wild as package arrives in perfectly cat sized box
November 12, 2025 at 1:40 AM
this appeared to me in a dream
October 22, 2025 at 12:48 AM
saw some exquisite Henry Hoover fanart today.
October 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
important public announcement:
October 17, 2025 at 2:56 PM
a short story about blood
October 9, 2025 at 10:23 PM
just remembered this banger exists so I'll be listening on repeat all day
October 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
yes
October 3, 2025 at 10:06 AM
an artistic interpretation
October 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
blue for a boat?
September 27, 2025 at 10:32 AM
working bar at a festival and a man asked me to do his Guinness in a single pour.

like yes okay but, as an english person working at an Irish bar, everyone's gonna judge me
September 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
maybe I can interest you in some 5G*?

*good sheep
September 24, 2025 at 7:49 PM
sheep with unlimited free roaming grassland:
middle of the road 👀?
middle of the road again today queen??
nap in the road maybe?
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
sheep with unlimited free roaming grassland:
middle of the road 👀?
middle of the road again today queen??
nap in the road maybe?
September 24, 2025 at 12:04 PM
September 10, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Quote post a dramatic B&W of you
September 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
one minute of smooshy time with Dwayne the Rock Johnson ASMR
August 25, 2025 at 11:04 AM
(youtuber voice) hey guys, check out my gaming set up. like and subscribe for more ideas to optimise gameplay
August 21, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Me watching any Adam Curtis documentary
August 17, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I work out-of-hours, so Friday is very much my Monday and the managers still try this shit
August 15, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I see someone's had a productive day
August 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
was it her?
August 14, 2025 at 2:36 PM
2/2
August 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
found a zine I made a while back which had fallen down the back of the dresser, but it actually works better slightly rotten I think. 1/2
August 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
left my tea unsupervised and sir, that is not a booty warmer
August 14, 2025 at 10:30 AM
she's only making lambs for Nigel
August 13, 2025 at 8:23 PM