Pasta Fazool
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Chairs are pretty great.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
I wonder what they do with the sleeves when they make a vest.
February 13, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I wonder what they do with the sleeves when they make a vest.
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just felt an emotion that i can only describe as “phone is bad”
February 13, 2026 at 1:16 PM
just felt an emotion that i can only describe as “phone is bad”
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I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
February 13, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I don't understand your haircut but it continues to speak to me in its incomprehensible tongue.
Being done with school, it makes me sad to know I might never dissect something again.
February 12, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Being done with school, it makes me sad to know I might never dissect something again.
If my grandmother taught me anything, it's that once you take your shirt off in public to fight someone, you HAVE to fight someone.
February 10, 2026 at 12:29 AM
If my grandmother taught me anything, it's that once you take your shirt off in public to fight someone, you HAVE to fight someone.
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I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
February 9, 2026 at 11:55 PM
I already have a full time job, it’s called anxiety
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I can’t watch any more Olympics because I keep swatting at those little drones and these TVs aren’t cheap
February 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
I can’t watch any more Olympics because I keep swatting at those little drones and these TVs aren’t cheap
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"free gift"? what other kind of gift is there?
February 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"free gift"? what other kind of gift is there?
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my favorite thing about the olympics are the medicine ads explaining to me how they’re going to kill me
February 9, 2026 at 8:01 PM
my favorite thing about the olympics are the medicine ads explaining to me how they’re going to kill me
They just started the pregame show for next year’s superbowl.
February 8, 2026 at 8:47 PM
They just started the pregame show for next year’s superbowl.
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Trumpers are going to be so disappointed when they figure out that despite his name, kid rock isn’t underage.
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Trumpers are going to be so disappointed when they figure out that despite his name, kid rock isn’t underage.
Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That’s how Shakira’s hips beat those perjury charges.
February 7, 2026 at 10:28 PM
Lyrics can be used in a court of law as evidence. That’s how Shakira’s hips beat those perjury charges.
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I love it when people cancel plans with me so I can both bemoan my abandonment and not have to go out at the same time.
February 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I love it when people cancel plans with me so I can both bemoan my abandonment and not have to go out at the same time.
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putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
February 7, 2026 at 8:39 PM
putting a rotisserie chicken on each hand and boxing people at costco
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Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
February 7, 2026 at 9:50 PM
Shout out to the free samples lady who gave me the Heimlich
The phrase long arm of the law implies that there's also a short arm of the law, which would make it pretty difficult for the law to buy shirts.
February 7, 2026 at 10:13 PM
The phrase long arm of the law implies that there's also a short arm of the law, which would make it pretty difficult for the law to buy shirts.
According to the constitution, you legally do not have to leggo their eggo.
February 7, 2026 at 1:26 AM
According to the constitution, you legally do not have to leggo their eggo.
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I found the way to get along at work is to simply repeat only the adjective someone uses to tell you about something. So if they’re like, I have to tell you about this amazing call. I listen, pause for a second like I’m taking it in, and then say, Amazing.
February 6, 2026 at 3:29 PM
I found the way to get along at work is to simply repeat only the adjective someone uses to tell you about something. So if they’re like, I have to tell you about this amazing call. I listen, pause for a second like I’m taking it in, and then say, Amazing.
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I’m still hoping to eat a new kind of sandwich someday… life is a rich pageant of possibility
February 6, 2026 at 11:08 PM
I’m still hoping to eat a new kind of sandwich someday… life is a rich pageant of possibility
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Tearing long strips of wallpaper off the wall at work & weaving them into my hair as one would a crown of wildflowers.
February 6, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Tearing long strips of wallpaper off the wall at work & weaving them into my hair as one would a crown of wildflowers.
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It is my birthday and you are legally obligated to be nice to me
February 6, 2026 at 8:29 PM
It is my birthday and you are legally obligated to be nice to me
Trumpers are going to be so disappointed when they figure out that despite his name, kid rock isn’t underage.
February 4, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Trumpers are going to be so disappointed when they figure out that despite his name, kid rock isn’t underage.
YOU SCRATCH AN ITCH, YOU DON'T ITCH AN ITCH
February 4, 2026 at 6:01 PM
YOU SCRATCH AN ITCH, YOU DON'T ITCH AN ITCH
I have two siblings, but I’m the oldest so I win.
February 2, 2026 at 11:47 PM
I have two siblings, but I’m the oldest so I win.