Pasta Fazool
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Chairs are pretty great.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
You can fight a lion, or sit if you want.
Apparently my insurance company doesn’t cover trying to drive your car up into the back of a moving semi trailer like knight rider.
December 28, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Apparently my insurance company doesn’t cover trying to drive your car up into the back of a moving semi trailer like knight rider.
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I gift wrapped the kids laundry and gave it back to them. It’s important to learn about disappointment early in life.
December 25, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I gift wrapped the kids laundry and gave it back to them. It’s important to learn about disappointment early in life.
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now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
December 25, 2025 at 4:01 PM
now for the traditional eating of the christmas tree
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Don't disturb the Christmas wasps, their hive doing double duty as a tree topper.
December 25, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Don't disturb the Christmas wasps, their hive doing double duty as a tree topper.
I tried computer dating back in the day.
I got dumped by a tower with dual cd-roms.
I got dumped by a tower with dual cd-roms.
December 25, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I tried computer dating back in the day.
I got dumped by a tower with dual cd-roms.
I got dumped by a tower with dual cd-roms.
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You better watch out, Santa has gout.
December 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
You better watch out, Santa has gout.
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a scepter made of bologna
December 24, 2025 at 5:10 PM
a scepter made of bologna
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There should just be one massive car, so big it wraps around the globe dozens of times & is completely immovable, fused in place—a car that is everywhere at the same time but incapable of going anywhere.
December 23, 2025 at 4:47 AM
There should just be one massive car, so big it wraps around the globe dozens of times & is completely immovable, fused in place—a car that is everywhere at the same time but incapable of going anywhere.
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Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
December 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Organizing books by colour is pervert shit.
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[clothes dryer]
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
December 24, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[clothes dryer]
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
pillow cases: (whistling casually) do de do
fitted sheet: IM GON EAT U
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If I were a Knight, I'd wear armor made of white satin, as a bit.
December 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
If I were a Knight, I'd wear armor made of white satin, as a bit.
The only thing worse than brutal honesty is autistic honesty.
December 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
The only thing worse than brutal honesty is autistic honesty.
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the average person eats 8 southwestern egg rolls in their sleep per day
December 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
the average person eats 8 southwestern egg rolls in their sleep per day
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Sorry, I may be a few minutes late; I fell through an invisible portal to another dimension behind my bed & I’m just sitting tight until my neighbor, a geometry teacher, can triangulate my whereabouts.
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sorry, I may be a few minutes late; I fell through an invisible portal to another dimension behind my bed & I’m just sitting tight until my neighbor, a geometry teacher, can triangulate my whereabouts.
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saving my really good farts for their ring cam
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
saving my really good farts for their ring cam
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long distance relationships are easier if they don't actually know you're dating them
December 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
long distance relationships are easier if they don't actually know you're dating them
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herniated disc jockey is this something
December 23, 2025 at 1:15 AM
herniated disc jockey is this something
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I'm at an age where I'm only 80 percent sure that this is indigestion.
December 23, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I'm at an age where I'm only 80 percent sure that this is indigestion.
Paper companies are very profitable because they have excellent margins.
December 22, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Paper companies are very profitable because they have excellent margins.
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the electronic form for the doctors office asked me to choose colors to describe my mucus and the color of my mucus was not on the list i think i’m about to be famous
December 22, 2025 at 3:05 PM
the electronic form for the doctors office asked me to choose colors to describe my mucus and the color of my mucus was not on the list i think i’m about to be famous
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Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
December 22, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Welcome to 60 Minutes. Our top story tonight is Snakes: Nature’s Spaghetti
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Taking down all my Nicki Minaj posters
December 22, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Taking down all my Nicki Minaj posters
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Perhaps it is not me you seek, dear colleagues, first thing in the Monday morning chat, but the sweet release of death you unwittingly crave.
December 22, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Perhaps it is not me you seek, dear colleagues, first thing in the Monday morning chat, but the sweet release of death you unwittingly crave.
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Everyone who judges my minotaur transformation should be forced to walk a mile in my hooves
December 22, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Everyone who judges my minotaur transformation should be forced to walk a mile in my hooves