Steven W Skinner
@skinnersteven.bsky.social
Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast
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For me, it’s either an ‘everything shower’ or a ‘nothing shower’ there is no in between
January 30, 2026 at 1:01 AM
For me, it’s either an ‘everything shower’ or a ‘nothing shower’ there is no in between
Snow angels aren’t as fun once you realize each marks a snowman’s grave
January 25, 2026 at 9:21 PM
Snow angels aren’t as fun once you realize each marks a snowman’s grave
Tattoine = lukewarm
Hoth = Luke cold
Hoth = Luke cold
January 24, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Tattoine = lukewarm
Hoth = Luke cold
Hoth = Luke cold
It was a hell of a battle though
January 17, 2026 at 1:49 AM
It was a hell of a battle though
When I first found out about static electricity it came as a shock
January 13, 2026 at 12:44 AM
When I first found out about static electricity it came as a shock
I got DoorDash from the all you can eat buffet and just kept sending the driver back for more
January 10, 2026 at 4:12 PM
I got DoorDash from the all you can eat buffet and just kept sending the driver back for more
Things were so good in the 80’s Tina Turner sang about the glut of heroes
January 9, 2026 at 1:14 AM
Things were so good in the 80’s Tina Turner sang about the glut of heroes
Will we be celebrating New Year’s Eve? I’m counting on it
January 1, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Will we be celebrating New Year’s Eve? I’m counting on it
'Kung-Fu Fighting' is a Christmas song- it begins “oh, ho ho ho!”
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
'Kung-Fu Fighting' is a Christmas song- it begins “oh, ho ho ho!”
*Santa rushing home to take his infamous post-Christmas piss*
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
*Santa rushing home to take his infamous post-Christmas piss*
Frosty the snowman’s acceptance of his own mortality is a nice touch in this Christmas classic ☃️
December 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Frosty the snowman’s acceptance of his own mortality is a nice touch in this Christmas classic ☃️
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*Mrs. Claus constantly refreshing the 'Santa Tracker'*
December 24, 2024 at 11:53 PM
*Mrs. Claus constantly refreshing the 'Santa Tracker'*
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“Maya Rudolph!” - Santa Claus (Italian)
December 14, 2024 at 2:20 AM
“Maya Rudolph!” - Santa Claus (Italian)
Writing a ‘Gremlins’ movie where the protagonist follows the rules and just has a fun time playing with a cute as hell Mogwai
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Writing a ‘Gremlins’ movie where the protagonist follows the rules and just has a fun time playing with a cute as hell Mogwai
Charging Santa a small ‘cookie and milk’ fee this year
December 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Charging Santa a small ‘cookie and milk’ fee this year
Wife: I might do some wrapping
Me: Do you need me to lay down a sick beat?
Wife:*filling out divorce papers*
Me: Do you need me to lay down a sick beat?
Wife:*filling out divorce papers*
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Wife: I might do some wrapping
Me: Do you need me to lay down a sick beat?
Wife:*filling out divorce papers*
Me: Do you need me to lay down a sick beat?
Wife:*filling out divorce papers*
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Turkey for Thanksgiving is a great start- anything on top of that is gravy
November 29, 2024 at 12:54 AM
Turkey for Thanksgiving is a great start- anything on top of that is gravy
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Naming my child ‘Terms & Conditions’ so they will be accepted without question
September 23, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Naming my child ‘Terms & Conditions’ so they will be accepted without question
The double negative in the lyric 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts' is problematic and here's why
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The double negative in the lyric 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts' is problematic and here's why
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Halloween is a dead give-away
October 31, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Halloween is a dead give-away
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Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
October 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
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The Romans column as they 'seum
October 9, 2023 at 2:38 PM
The Romans column as they 'seum
I try to keep at least 1000 feet away from millipedes
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I try to keep at least 1000 feet away from millipedes
I knocked a hole in the igloo with a roundhouse kick
September 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I knocked a hole in the igloo with a roundhouse kick
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C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it
May 10, 2024 at 3:39 PM
C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it