Steven W Skinner
@skinnersteven.bsky.social
Twitter user @SkinnerSteven, Host of Friends of the Show Podcast
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Naming my child ‘Terms & Conditions’ so they will be accepted without question
September 23, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Naming my child ‘Terms & Conditions’ so they will be accepted without question
The double negative in the lyric 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts' is problematic and here's why
October 31, 2025 at 8:08 PM
The double negative in the lyric 'I ain't afraid of no ghosts' is problematic and here's why
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Halloween is a dead give-away
October 31, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Halloween is a dead give-away
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Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
October 26, 2023 at 11:50 PM
Give me a treat boys and fill my bowl I wanna dress up as a spooky ghoul for milky ways
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The Romans column as they 'seum
October 9, 2023 at 2:38 PM
The Romans column as they 'seum
I try to keep at least 1000 feet away from millipedes
September 26, 2025 at 11:26 AM
I try to keep at least 1000 feet away from millipedes
I knocked a hole in the igloo with a roundhouse kick
September 9, 2025 at 5:28 PM
I knocked a hole in the igloo with a roundhouse kick
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C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it
May 10, 2024 at 3:39 PM
C'mon man, the horse I rode in on had nothing to do with it
"I'm halving a baby!" - King Solomon
September 9, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"I'm halving a baby!" - King Solomon
I finally caved and took my wife spelunking
September 2, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I finally caved and took my wife spelunking
Russian nesting dolls can be a little hidden miss
August 16, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Russian nesting dolls can be a little hidden miss
Every masseuse has an interesting back story
August 10, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Every masseuse has an interesting back story
I’m thinking about becoming a freight inspector- it’s a job that checks all the boxes
July 28, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I’m thinking about becoming a freight inspector- it’s a job that checks all the boxes
Classic from the camera roll
July 26, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Classic from the camera roll
This Italian coffee doesn’t taste right because affogato put in the ice cream
July 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
This Italian coffee doesn’t taste right because affogato put in the ice cream
Signed my daughter up for the more formal version: Jamesnastics
July 16, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Signed my daughter up for the more formal version: Jamesnastics
I'm having a soup* and sandwich** for lunch
**hot dog
*hot dog water
**hot dog
*hot dog water
July 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm having a soup* and sandwich** for lunch
**hot dog
*hot dog water
**hot dog
*hot dog water
Read the room, the writing is on the wall
June 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Read the room, the writing is on the wall
The best thing to drink while ironing is a smoothie
June 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The best thing to drink while ironing is a smoothie
You rarely hear about the dark side of birding, but I knew an ornithologist who became addicted to heron
June 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
You rarely hear about the dark side of birding, but I knew an ornithologist who became addicted to heron
I have this condition where I blurt out state names and the doctors don’t know Wisconsin it
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I have this condition where I blurt out state names and the doctors don’t know Wisconsin it
I have aphantasia and I can’t imagine what it’s like
June 20, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I have aphantasia and I can’t imagine what it’s like
The most appropriate time to fart is 2:10
June 16, 2025 at 6:10 PM
The most appropriate time to fart is 2:10
“Dad, can we go to the optometrist?!”
“We’ll see”
“We’ll see”
June 15, 2025 at 1:53 PM
“Dad, can we go to the optometrist?!”
“We’ll see”
“We’ll see”
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Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?
June 16, 2024 at 2:51 PM
Why is it called a 'dad-bod' and not a 'father-figure'?