Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
Chronic masticator.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
· Jan 25
This is the dumbest apocalypse.
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am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
January 6, 2026 at 12:40 AM
am i having some sort of brain episode or are my glasses dirty: a love story
Really hoping these pubic hair implants take.
January 6, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Really hoping these pubic hair implants take.
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reverse cowgirl, bc ass backwards is the only way i know
January 6, 2026 at 3:31 AM
reverse cowgirl, bc ass backwards is the only way i know
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Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
January 6, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Judges hate this one simple trick (horse lawyer)
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Self loathing as an art form.
January 6, 2026 at 11:28 AM
Self loathing as an art form.
Cashier: Did you find everything?
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
January 6, 2026 at 12:32 AM
Cashier: Did you find everything?
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
Me: What, are you a philosopher?
Cashier (tear rolling down cheek): Yes
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nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 AM
nice try your honor, but I too brought a gavel
Really hoping we find the true rock bottom someday soon. No more false hopes of a worst-of-the-worst. I want the real deal!
January 6, 2026 at 12:27 AM
Really hoping we find the true rock bottom someday soon. No more false hopes of a worst-of-the-worst. I want the real deal!
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made the mistake this morning of asking someone how they were
January 5, 2026 at 6:10 PM
made the mistake this morning of asking someone how they were
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Got ghosted by my therapist.
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Got ghosted by my therapist.
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Fool me once, congratulations, you just fooled a guy whose IQ is 12.
January 5, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Fool me once, congratulations, you just fooled a guy whose IQ is 12.
As an environmentalist, I yearn for a day when the US invades another country and illegally abducts its leader to get more renewable energy.
January 6, 2026 at 12:17 AM
As an environmentalist, I yearn for a day when the US invades another country and illegally abducts its leader to get more renewable energy.
Navel oranges are good but as a gourmand I only eat the lint.
January 5, 2026 at 9:56 PM
Navel oranges are good but as a gourmand I only eat the lint.
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USA is number one in kidnapping foreign leaders so far in 2026. I know it's early, and we won't really know who is in the running until the All-Star break.
January 5, 2026 at 3:17 PM
USA is number one in kidnapping foreign leaders so far in 2026. I know it's early, and we won't really know who is in the running until the All-Star break.
I’d say Trump is drunk on his own power but you need a brain to get drunk.
January 5, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I’d say Trump is drunk on his own power but you need a brain to get drunk.
Look on the bright side, at least we haven’t illegally invaded another country yet today.
January 4, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Look on the bright side, at least we haven’t illegally invaded another country yet today.
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Can somebody please explain to the Carolina Wren that our garage is not a great place to hide? I mean, in their defense, it is, but we shut all the doors when we are not here/at night. I leave the side door open once a day so they can get out if they're stuck inside. Not a good choice, friend
January 3, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Can somebody please explain to the Carolina Wren that our garage is not a great place to hide? I mean, in their defense, it is, but we shut all the doors when we are not here/at night. I leave the side door open once a day so they can get out if they're stuck inside. Not a good choice, friend
Tons of great Bills nostalgia for Highmark Stadium. But my top memory there? Seeing Dylan/Petty/Grateful Dead on July 4, 1986. It was my first Dead show. I exclaimed “I don’t know what to expect!” A hippy in front of me said “Don’t expect nothing. That way you can’t be dissatisfied.”
If not Highmark Stadium’s heart, the tunnel is the aorta from which everything flows.
🔗https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6912540/2025/12/31/bills-last-game-highmark-stadium/
🔗https://www.nytimes.com/athletic/6912540/2025/12/31/bills-last-game-highmark-stadium/
January 3, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Tons of great Bills nostalgia for Highmark Stadium. But my top memory there? Seeing Dylan/Petty/Grateful Dead on July 4, 1986. It was my first Dead show. I exclaimed “I don’t know what to expect!” A hippy in front of me said “Don’t expect nothing. That way you can’t be dissatisfied.”
Me (waking up to news): Please God tell me they mean Trump captured the Vuvuzela leader!
January 3, 2026 at 12:27 PM
Me (waking up to news): Please God tell me they mean Trump captured the Vuvuzela leader!
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It would be nice if the most powerful man in the world and the worst man in the world were different people
January 3, 2026 at 9:03 AM
It would be nice if the most powerful man in the world and the worst man in the world were different people
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If a book of poetry has a wine stain on its cover from a mason jar, it means I liked it plenty
January 1, 2026 at 10:31 PM
If a book of poetry has a wine stain on its cover from a mason jar, it means I liked it plenty
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Might go to therapy this year, might throw a tennis ball against a wall for a few months it’s a tossup really
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Might go to therapy this year, might throw a tennis ball against a wall for a few months it’s a tossup really
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-you have beautiful hair
-thanks. I grew it myself
-thanks. I grew it myself
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
-you have beautiful hair
-thanks. I grew it myself
-thanks. I grew it myself
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[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 AM
[first date on beach in Oregon]
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
So I heard you like long walks on the beach
[weeks later on beach in California]
Holy shit you weren’t kidding
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Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Bold Prediction: in 2026, dogs will still be overwhelmingly fantastic