Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
Chronic masticator.
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Gian D’Oh
@giandoh.bsky.social
· Jan 25
This is the dumbest apocalypse.
Guurrll let’s make this courthouse a court home. Or a courtyard, maybe put a in a fire pit, a trellis — oooh! An outdoor pizza oven! You got any money? Also, can you say I was with you on the night of the 14th? Guurrll? GUURRLL?!
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Guurrll let’s make this courthouse a court home. Or a courtyard, maybe put a in a fire pit, a trellis — oooh! An outdoor pizza oven! You got any money? Also, can you say I was with you on the night of the 14th? Guurrll? GUURRLL?!
The only inflation that’s down is among those guys who bought the knockoff Swedish penis pumps.
November 11, 2025 at 2:26 AM
The only inflation that’s down is among those guys who bought the knockoff Swedish penis pumps.
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I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 AM
I lost my virginity while playing Pitfall on Atari
I’m not seeing a lot of fanfare on bluesky today about this, but we in the United States dodged a major fucking bullet today when the Supreme Court decided not to revisit gay marriage. This is a huge victory for decency. Worth celebrating!
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I’m not seeing a lot of fanfare on bluesky today about this, but we in the United States dodged a major fucking bullet today when the Supreme Court decided not to revisit gay marriage. This is a huge victory for decency. Worth celebrating!
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6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
November 9, 2025 at 10:24 PM
6:30 is the best time on a clock hands down
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ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
November 8, 2025 at 8:44 PM
ME: Whatcha doin?
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
WIFE: Watchin Dune.
ME: I asked you first, Sharon.
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A pair of those swinging, little gates like in courtrooms so no one can talk to me unless I've given them permission to approach the bench.
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 AM
A pair of those swinging, little gates like in courtrooms so no one can talk to me unless I've given them permission to approach the bench.
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Just took out the old putty from a pair of window sashes and I swear I could hear my shop-vac moaning
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Just took out the old putty from a pair of window sashes and I swear I could hear my shop-vac moaning
To sleep, perchance to ream!
November 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
To sleep, perchance to ream!
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[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
March 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
[if Chuck Schumer replaced Liam Neeson in Taken]
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
CHUCK SCHUMER: [on phone] I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I will find you and I will help you kill my daughter
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"The electric lines represent the power of social injustices that I ache to destroy?"
"No babe. You just fuck shit up."
"No babe. You just fuck shit up."
November 3, 2025 at 8:25 PM
"The electric lines represent the power of social injustices that I ache to destroy?"
"No babe. You just fuck shit up."
"No babe. You just fuck shit up."
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Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
November 9, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Woke up at 5 to get an early start on being tired
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Turned over a new leaf and found an angry scorpion
November 9, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Turned over a new leaf and found an angry scorpion
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Eeyore just called and said we can’t hang out anymore cuz I’m too depressing.
November 7, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Eeyore just called and said we can’t hang out anymore cuz I’m too depressing.
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Him: Tell me something you’ve learned in the last six months.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Him: Tell me something you’ve learned in the last six months.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
Me: Jerking off with coconut oil is fuckin awesome.
Him: I don’t think you’re a good fit for this position.
Me: No problemo. But try it, seriously. Like, wow.
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why are they called underpants and not junk drawers
November 8, 2025 at 5:02 AM
why are they called underpants and not junk drawers
Conjunction Junction, what’s your major malfunction?!
-Full Metal Schoolhouse
-Full Metal Schoolhouse
November 8, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Conjunction Junction, what’s your major malfunction?!
-Full Metal Schoolhouse
-Full Metal Schoolhouse
I can’t figure out if things are the worst they’ve ever been or if everything has always consistently sucked but I was too high and drunk to notice.
November 7, 2025 at 9:18 PM
I can’t figure out if things are the worst they’ve ever been or if everything has always consistently sucked but I was too high and drunk to notice.
Hey guys the trillion dollar Elon pay package is fine because the fine print requires that he work 18 trillion hours to earn it.
November 7, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Hey guys the trillion dollar Elon pay package is fine because the fine print requires that he work 18 trillion hours to earn it.
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When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
November 7, 2025 at 9:06 PM
When CPAs break the law are they sent to accounty jail
Yep, and gravity & a lack of wings are the only limiting factors on flying humans.
November 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Yep, and gravity & a lack of wings are the only limiting factors on flying humans.
I’m cool with No Nut November as long as it’s followed by Cummy Christmas and Jizzy January
November 6, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’m cool with No Nut November as long as it’s followed by Cummy Christmas and Jizzy January
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My dad : “the structure of discipline gives you the feelings of comfort and safety.”
Me: Tacos do the same thing.
Me: Tacos do the same thing.
November 5, 2025 at 7:06 AM
My dad : “the structure of discipline gives you the feelings of comfort and safety.”
Me: Tacos do the same thing.
Me: Tacos do the same thing.
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Adding myself to this thread so that I have media coverage.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Adding myself to this thread so that I have media coverage.
The best part of the government shutdown? Wannabe terrorists can’t flee the country because our air transport system is a total shitshow.
November 6, 2025 at 7:27 PM
The best part of the government shutdown? Wannabe terrorists can’t flee the country because our air transport system is a total shitshow.